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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man 1 day ago

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When you fancy the pants off someone and you just want to sit on them all the time, how soon before you fart in front of them?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 1 day ago

The Continental

Straight away.

Might as well get it out in the open early on. This is me, don’t like it? There’s the door kinda thing.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man 1 day ago

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"Straight away.

Might as well get it out in the open early on. This is me, don’t like it? There’s the door kinda thing. "

I love that people apologise after farting in the early stages. Cracks me up

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 1 day ago

The Continental

Let it rip baby!

💨💨💨💨

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By *ir-March-a-lotMan 1 day ago

london

Does it count if you do it in your sleep?

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By *ell GwynnWoman 1 day ago

North Yorkshire

A few months, maybe?

Last time I was with my fwb I was drifting off to sleep and woke myself up with a fart. He's not admitted to being awake and hearing it, but I suspect he was...

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By *ollyPocket75Woman 1 day ago

Aberdeen

Never a good time for him to hear me fart, I try not to do it in front of him, but as said above I've done it in my sleep a couple of times and woke myself up but pretended to still be asleep. I'm sure he heard though! I've also done it during sex which did make me laugh.

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By *oubleSwingCouple 1 day ago

N. Wales

Ages! I still say sorry now 🤣

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By *nya NeesWoman 1 day ago

Brum

Never, I don't fart. I emit clouds of glitter and rose scented rainbows

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By *vaRose43Woman 1 day ago

Forest of Dean

Farts make me laugh

I worry less about farting than I do about my snoring 🫣

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By *weetiepie99Woman 1 day ago

cardiff

Mine are usually silent, but deadly, and I blame it on the dog

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By *moothdickMan 1 day ago

stoke

Why do we laugh when we fart and pardon when we burp!!

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