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If I don’t have sex soon I’m going to die
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"RIP " Try being single!! | |||
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"RIP Try being single!!" No thank you! | |||
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"I'll register a charity to save your life " Literally the least you could do | |||
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"RIP Try being single!! No thank you! " Exactly  | |||
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"world's tiniest violin." My cock isn’t that small | |||
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"I'll register a charity to save your life Literally the least you could do" literally the least we could do is not even answer the post | |||
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"I imagine mouth to mouth would help? Or is it too late 🖤" Will you both try just in case? | |||
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"RIP Try being single!! No thank you! Exactly "But single people have sex | |||
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"RIP Try being single!!" You beat me to it | |||
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"I'll register a charity to save your life Literally the least you could do literally the least we could do is not even answer the post" Well you’re here now so | |||
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"Bit dramatic Just have a wank " Are you trying to domme me? No  | |||
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"I'll register a charity to save your life Literally the least you could do literally the least we could do is not even answer the post Well you’re here now so " So we've done more than the minimum. Well done everyone. We did something. | |||
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"RIP Try being single!! No thank you! Exactly
But single people have sex"Not as much as if you were part of a couple, it's on tap then!!  | |||
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"I'll register a charity to save your life Literally the least you could do literally the least we could do is not even answer the post Well you’re here now so So we've done more than the minimum. Well done everyone. We did something." Blockedt | |||
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Nudes welcome 🍑"*digs through makeup bag* | |||
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"RIP Try being single!! No thank you! Exactly
But single people have sex
Not as much as if you were part of a couple, it's on tap then!! "I think that’s assuming a lot of things. I mean haven’t you seen the sexless marriage threads? But I can’t debate it just now, trying not to die. | |||
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"world's tiniest violin."  | |||
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"Try being a cuckold sub!" Ooooo! I might get to see some hot sex | |||
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"Promise to have an extra shag just for you. hope that helps."Film it and play it at my funeral | |||
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"Try being a cuckold sub! Ooooo! I might get to see some hot sex" www dot redacted dot com | |||
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Nudes welcome 🍑
*digs through makeup bag*"Lipstick is fine. I’m desperate. | |||
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"Well, you ARE gonna die. That is for sure. At some point. But I'm, I'd currently say, 100% certain they won't be recording "Lack of Sex" as actual cause of death though! " Well, let’s hope I don’t fall asleep in the bath later | |||
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"world's tiniest violin. "See what you’ve started, Swing?! | |||
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"This is so blatant; I love it. " I’m gen Z. Of course I’m dramatic. | |||
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"world's tiniest violin.
See what you’ve started, Swing?!"I think I've sent you a smaller one | |||
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"I'll raise a boob in your honor 🍈🪦 Px " I do like big jubblies n that | |||
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"world's tiniest violin.
See what you’ve started, Swing?!
I think I've sent you a smaller one"Didn’t get it because I blocked your number | |||
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"world's tiniest violin.
See what you’ve started, Swing?!
I think I've sent you a smaller one
Didn’t get it because I blocked your number"https://youtu.be/cG9Ei-HyymE (Phil Collins) | |||
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"Do you mean dye? I hear blondes have more fun.." I’ve been blonde. Won’t be doing it again. | |||
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"This is so blatant; I love it. I’m gen Z. Of course I’m dramatic. " I wish you all the sex you desire, dramatic or not | |||
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"Do you mean dye? I hear blondes have more fun.. I’ve been blonde. Won’t be doing it again. " Too much fun? | |||
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"Just have a soak in the bath if it comes up for air you'll be fine " I am genuinely considering a bath but I fell asleep in my bath on Friday | |||
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"This is so blatant; I love it. I’m gen Z. Of course I’m dramatic. I wish you all the sex you desire, dramatic or not" So do I.  ❤️ | |||
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"Well, you ARE gonna die. That is for sure. At some point. But I'm, I'd currently say, 100% certain they won't be recording "Lack of Sex" as actual cause of death though! Well, let’s hope I don’t fall asleep in the bath later" Well that would be drowning. As long as an electric fire or toaster or whatever doesn't fall in! | |||
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"Do you mean dye? I hear blondes have more fun.. I’ve been blonde. Won’t be doing it again. Too much fun? " I dunno I wasn’t that hot as a blonde. Pink hair I killed. | |||
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"If I don't receive nude pics soon, I'm going to have a cardiac arrest " I got you | |||
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"Put it in perspective OP. People die from real things all the time. A lack of sex is not the end of the world, trust me "And so many of us wish that we'd had sex as recently as he has  | |||
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"Put it in perspective OP. People die from real things all the time. A lack of sex is not the end of the world, trust me "I feel like you don’t care | |||
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"RIP Try being single!! No thank you! Exactly
But single people have sex
Not as much as if you were part of a couple, it's on tap then!!
I think that’s assuming a lot of things. I mean haven’t you seen the sexless marriage threads?
But I can’t debate it just now, trying not to die. "Not assuming anything, just more likely to 'get it' if you are part of a couple on here  | |||
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"Well, you ARE gonna die. That is for sure. At some point. But I'm, I'd currently say, 100% certain they won't be recording "Lack of Sex" as actual cause of death though! Well, let’s hope I don’t fall asleep in the bath later Well that would be drowning. As long as an electric fire or toaster or whatever doesn't fall in! " Would it be drowning? 💡 | |||
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"Put it in perspective OP. People die from real things all the time. A lack of sex is not the end of the world, trust me
I feel like you don’t care "I mean, it's giving close relative to white cisthet dude problems | |||
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"Put it in perspective OP. People die from real things all the time. A lack of sex is not the end of the world, trust me
And so many of us wish that we'd had sex as recently as he has "I think you’re unique in this case | |||
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"Put it in perspective OP. People die from real things all the time. A lack of sex is not the end of the world, trust me
I feel like you don’t care "Of course I care. A lack of proper intimacy is void in anyone's life, in my opinion. | |||
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"Put it in perspective OP. People die from real things all the time. A lack of sex is not the end of the world, trust me
And so many of us wish that we'd had sex as recently as he has
I think you’re unique in this case"I am, indeed, a very special snowflake. In terms of wanting more regular sex? I'm quite ordinary, thank you very much. | |||
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"Put it in perspective OP. People die from real things all the time. A lack of sex is not the end of the world, trust me
I feel like you don’t care
I mean, it's giving close relative to white cisthet dude problems "Well I am Black cishet dude. What do you expect? Me to die from racism? | |||
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"Try not having sex for nearly twenty years." Praying for you. | |||
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"Just have a soak in the bath if it comes up for air you'll be fine I am genuinely considering a bath but I fell asleep in my bath on Friday" Awe then jump in the neighbours I'm sure they won't mind and may even keep you awake, you don't have to ask them 🤣😂 | |||
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"Put it in perspective OP. People die from real things all the time. A lack of sex is not the end of the world, trust me
I feel like you don’t care
I mean, it's giving close relative to white cisthet dude problems
Well I am Black cishet dude. What do you expect? Me to die from racism? "nah man. I expect you to understand the scope of certain problems because of solidarity and shit. | |||
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"Put it in perspective OP. People die from real things all the time. A lack of sex is not the end of the world, trust me
I feel like you don’t care
Of course I care. A lack of proper intimacy is void in anyone's life, in my opinion. "❤️ | |||
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"Just have a soak in the bath if it comes up for air you'll be fine I am genuinely considering a bath but I fell asleep in my bath on Friday Awe then jump in the neighbours I'm sure they won't mind and may even keep you awake, you don't have to ask them 🤣😂" | |||
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"Put it in perspective OP. People die from real things all the time. A lack of sex is not the end of the world, trust me
I feel like you don’t care
I mean, it's giving close relative to white cisthet dude problems
Well I am Black cishet dude. What do you expect? Me to die from racism?
nah man. I expect you to understand the scope of certain problems because of solidarity and shit."Meh. I kinda want to have sex before I go back to depressive thoughts about the world ❤️ | |||
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"🍆 👌🏻 🚫 💀 ⚰️ " Emojis 🍑🍆 | |||
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"Just have a soak in the bath if it comes up for air you'll be fine I am genuinely considering a bath but I fell asleep in my bath on Friday Awe then jump in the neighbours I'm sure they won't mind and may even keep you awake, you don't have to ask them 🤣😂 "Get your wash bag and towel go around knock on the door, moment it opens just walk in 😂 don't forget to lock the bathroom door. And if you make it out alive 🤣😂 you live another day | |||
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"Put it in perspective OP. People die from real things all the time. A lack of sex is not the end of the world, trust me
And so many of us wish that we'd had sex as recently as he has " | |||
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"I have (another) cold, so I can't help. Sorry." Nanna I’m starting to think you’ll never meet me | |||
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"Just have a soak in the bath if it comes up for air you'll be fine I am genuinely considering a bath but I fell asleep in my bath on Friday Awe then jump in the neighbours I'm sure they won't mind and may even keep you awake, you don't have to ask them 🤣😂
Get your wash bag and towel go around knock on the door, moment it opens just walk in 😂 don't forget to lock the bathroom door. And if you make it out alive 🤣😂 you live another day "You’re on | |||
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"Will there be an open bar at the funeral?" Dunno. I’ll be dead?? | |||
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"I have (another) cold, so I can't help. Sorry. Nanna I’m starting to think you’ll never meet me" Like a fine wine, I'm waiting for you to get to full maturity 😘 | |||
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"You probably won't die, but if you do I will miss you. Don't forget you can still HMU for some ghostie action ❤️" Even in death you can’t get rid of me | |||
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"I have (another) cold, so I can't help. Sorry. Nanna I’m starting to think you’ll never meet me Like a fine wine, I'm waiting for you to get to full maturity 😘"
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"PS I had loads of nudes earlier. Try telling people it's not your birthday instead, that worked for me " Meh I don’t know if I’m as popular as you | |||
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"Just have a soak in the bath if it comes up for air you'll be fine I am genuinely considering a bath but I fell asleep in my bath on Friday Awe then jump in the neighbours I'm sure they won't mind and may even keep you awake, you don't have to ask them 🤣😂
Get your wash bag and towel go around knock on the door, moment it opens just walk in 😂 don't forget to lock the bathroom door. And if you make it out alive 🤣😂 you live another day
You’re on "I feel like we need this to happen and updates on your progress 😂 | |||
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"Will there be an open bar at the funeral? Dunno. I’ll be dead??" It's a party in your honour and you don't have the crucial details? | |||
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"Just have a soak in the bath if it comes up for air you'll be fine I am genuinely considering a bath but I fell asleep in my bath on Friday Awe then jump in the neighbours I'm sure they won't mind and may even keep you awake, you don't have to ask them 🤣😂
Get your wash bag and towel go around knock on the door, moment it opens just walk in 😂 don't forget to lock the bathroom door. And if you make it out alive 🤣😂 you live another day
You’re on
I feel like we need this to happen and updates on your progress 😂"If there’s no progress update I’m dead | |||
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"Will there be an open bar at the funeral? Dunno. I’ll be dead?? It's a party in your honour and you don't have the crucial details?" Nah 🥰 | |||
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"I too don't think its possible to die from lack of sex but my late father-in-law was a GP for over 35 years and he was always adamant, especially when a couple had been together a long time, he often saw the surviving partner die often fairly soon after of what he could only describe as a broken heart. " Broken hearts are boring. I want to break some beds. | |||
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"I too don't think its possible to die from lack of sex but my late father-in-law was a GP for over 35 years and he was always adamant, especially when a couple had been together a long time, he often saw the surviving partner die often fairly soon after of what he could only describe as a broken heart. Broken hearts are boring. I want to break some beds. " Ikea ones are easiest I've heard | |||
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"Just have a soak in the bath if it comes up for air you'll be fine I am genuinely considering a bath but I fell asleep in my bath on Friday Awe then jump in the neighbours I'm sure they won't mind and may even keep you awake, you don't have to ask them 🤣😂
Get your wash bag and towel go around knock on the door, moment it opens just walk in 😂 don't forget to lock the bathroom door. And if you make it out alive 🤣😂 you live another day
You’re on
I feel like we need this to happen and updates on your progress 😂
If there’s no progress update I’m dead "😂 you need to text from in the bathroom so we can send help..or light a candle | |||
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"PPS I need the sorrel recipe recorded before you pop your clogs. Then I can make some for the wake. Are we doing bright colours or full on Queen Victoria mourning vibes? I do like a bit of Whitby jet" Forum picture challenge: funeral lingerie | |||
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"PPS I need the sorrel recipe recorded before you pop your clogs. Then I can make some for the wake. Are we doing bright colours or full on Queen Victoria mourning vibes? I do like a bit of Whitby jet Forum picture challenge: funeral lingerie" Ooh I look great in a veil | |||
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"PPS I need the sorrel recipe recorded before you pop your clogs. Then I can make some for the wake. Are we doing bright colours or full on Queen Victoria mourning vibes? I do like a bit of Whitby jet Forum picture challenge: funeral lingerie Ooh I look great in a veil "I seriously have the best veil 😂 | |||
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"PPS I need the sorrel recipe recorded before you pop your clogs. Then I can make some for the wake. Are we doing bright colours or full on Queen Victoria mourning vibes? I do like a bit of Whitby jet Forum picture challenge: funeral lingerie Ooh I look great in a veil "Long lacy veil down the front, black g string, hold ups, heels. black and white. sorted | |||
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"PPS I need the sorrel recipe recorded before you pop your clogs. Then I can make some for the wake. Are we doing bright colours or full on Queen Victoria mourning vibes? I do like a bit of Whitby jet Forum picture challenge: funeral lingerie Ooh I look great in a veil "*undertaker.gif* I’m awake | |||
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"PPS I need the sorrel recipe recorded before you pop your clogs. Then I can make some for the wake. Are we doing bright colours or full on Queen Victoria mourning vibes? I do like a bit of Whitby jet Forum picture challenge: funeral lingerie Ooh I look great in a veil
I seriously have the best veil 😂"Wear it. And nothing else. | |||
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"PPS I need the sorrel recipe recorded before you pop your clogs. Then I can make some for the wake. Are we doing bright colours or full on Queen Victoria mourning vibes? I do like a bit of Whitby jet Forum picture challenge: funeral lingerie Ooh I look great in a veil
Long lacy veil down the front, black g string, hold ups, heels. black and white. sorted"Wow,we will look amazing 😍 | |||
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"PPS I need the sorrel recipe recorded before you pop your clogs. Then I can make some for the wake. Are we doing bright colours or full on Queen Victoria mourning vibes? I do like a bit of Whitby jet Forum picture challenge: funeral lingerie Ooh I look great in a veil
I seriously have the best veil 😂
Wear it. And nothing else. "Not whilst I am regenerating 🫣 | |||
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"PPS I need the sorrel recipe recorded before you pop your clogs. Then I can make some for the wake. Are we doing bright colours or full on Queen Victoria mourning vibes? I do like a bit of Whitby jet Forum picture challenge: funeral lingerie Ooh I look great in a veil
Long lacy veil down the front, black g string, hold ups, heels. black and white. sorted
Wow,we will look amazing 😍"yeah it's sad about Pickle but priorities, ladies  | |||
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"PPS I need the sorrel recipe recorded before you pop your clogs. Then I can make some for the wake. Are we doing bright colours or full on Queen Victoria mourning vibes? I do like a bit of Whitby jet Forum picture challenge: funeral lingerie Ooh I look great in a veil
Long lacy veil down the front, black g string, hold ups, heels. black and white. sorted"Holy Batman, this is so hot 😍 | |||
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"Becareful what you wish for, my Dad died having sex. Well about half an hour after he went in the bathroom to clean and had a heartache. His partner told me cause she thought she had killed him "I won’t die like that. I’m not having sex. | |||
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"Pickle you think you're hard done by? I just tried dating a woman who told me that she's a hari Krishna nun, who's given up sex for her god! She wants to be with someone who will not want sex I was like wtf?
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"Just have a soak in the bath if it comes up for air you'll be fine I am genuinely considering a bath but I fell asleep in my bath on Friday Awe then jump in the neighbours I'm sure they won't mind and may even keep you awake, you don't have to ask them 🤣😂
Get your wash bag and towel go around knock on the door, moment it opens just walk in 😂 don't forget to lock the bathroom door. And if you make it out alive 🤣😂 you live another day
You’re on
I feel like we need this to happen and updates on your progress 😂"Just picturing it turning up in short an vest 😂🤣😂 knock knock | |||
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"Bit dramatic Just have a wank " I don't think he's a wanker | |||
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"PPS I need the sorrel recipe recorded before you pop your clogs. Then I can make some for the wake. Are we doing bright colours or full on Queen Victoria mourning vibes? I do like a bit of Whitby jet Forum picture challenge: funeral lingerie Ooh I look great in a veil
I seriously have the best veil 😂"There's a profile pic of me in my wedding dress and veil. It was kinda popular at the time it was posted. | |||
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"How long has it actually been, young man? I've not had any since first weekend in Jan, but hoping to break the dry spell next weekend..." Which young man are you making this humble bragging question to? | |||
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"PPS I need the sorrel recipe recorded before you pop your clogs. Then I can make some for the wake. Are we doing bright colours or full on Queen Victoria mourning vibes? I do like a bit of Whitby jet Forum picture challenge: funeral lingerie Ooh I look great in a veil
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"I’m died " Is that one of those memories pictures the kids send each other? | |||
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"I’m died Is that one of those memories pictures the kids send each other?" No grandma | |||
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"I’m died Is that one of those memories pictures the kids send each other? No grandma " | |||
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"I’m died " Do you want a simplicity cremation or s fancy do with a horse drawn carriage and a slap up lunch at Greggs? Vegan sausage rolls for everyone. | |||
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"I’m died Do you want a simplicity cremation or s fancy do with a horse drawn carriage and a slap up lunch at Greggs? Vegan sausage rolls for everyone. " There'd better be an open bar. | |||
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"I’m died Do you want a simplicity cremation or s fancy do with a horse drawn carriage and a slap up lunch at Greggs? Vegan sausage rolls for everyone. There'd better be an open bar." It depends how much the whip round coins in. | |||
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"You’ll still die even if you have sex. It’s gonna happen. " I love the way people think they know me. You don’t know I’m going to die | |||
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"I’m died " Oh. It happen. Deaded. | |||
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"You’ll still die even if you have sex. It’s gonna happen. I love the way people think they know me. You don’t know I’m going to die" You just died! | |||
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"I’m died Do you want a simplicity cremation or s fancy do with a horse drawn carriage and a slap up lunch at Greggs? Vegan sausage rolls for everyone. There'd better be an open bar. It depends how much the whip round coins in. " Aunties are the worst at funerals | |||
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"You’ll still die even if you have sex. It’s gonna happen. I love the way people think they know me. You don’t know I’m going to die You just died! " From lack of sex | |||
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"I’m died Do you want a simplicity cremation or s fancy do with a horse drawn carriage and a slap up lunch at Greggs? Vegan sausage rolls for everyone. There'd better be an open bar. It depends how much the whip round coins in. Aunties are the worst at funerals" I think we can afford unlimited cordial and a couple of shots of rum. But that's it  | |||
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"I’m died Do you want a simplicity cremation or s fancy do with a horse drawn carriage and a slap up lunch at Greggs? Vegan sausage rolls for everyone. There'd better be an open bar. It depends how much the whip round coins in. Aunties are the worst at funerals I think we can afford unlimited cordial and a couple of shots of rum. But that's it "Is that a couple of shots each or a couple of shots in total? | |||
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"I’m died Do you want a simplicity cremation or s fancy do with a horse drawn carriage and a slap up lunch at Greggs? Vegan sausage rolls for everyone. There'd better be an open bar. It depends how much the whip round coins in. Aunties are the worst at funerals I think we can afford unlimited cordial and a couple of shots of rum. But that's it "Is anyone from fab going to be at my funeral? | |||
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"I’m died Do you want a simplicity cremation or s fancy do with a horse drawn carriage and a slap up lunch at Greggs? Vegan sausage rolls for everyone. There'd better be an open bar. It depends how much the whip round coins in. Aunties are the worst at funerals I think we can afford unlimited cordial and a couple of shots of rum. But that's it
Is anyone from fab going to be at my funeral? "When is it? | |||
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"I’m died Do you want a simplicity cremation or s fancy do with a horse drawn carriage and a slap up lunch at Greggs? Vegan sausage rolls for everyone. There'd better be an open bar. It depends how much the whip round coins in. Aunties are the worst at funerals I think we can afford unlimited cordial and a couple of shots of rum. But that's it
Is anyone from fab going to be at my funeral?
When is it? "God willing, 60 odd years from now. | |||
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"I’m died Do you want a simplicity cremation or s fancy do with a horse drawn carriage and a slap up lunch at Greggs? Vegan sausage rolls for everyone. There'd better be an open bar. It depends how much the whip round coins in. Aunties are the worst at funerals I think we can afford unlimited cordial and a couple of shots of rum. But that's it
Is anyone from fab going to be at my funeral?
When is it?
God willing, 60 odd years from now. "save the date | |||
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"I’m died Do you want a simplicity cremation or s fancy do with a horse drawn carriage and a slap up lunch at Greggs? Vegan sausage rolls for everyone. There'd better be an open bar. It depends how much the whip round coins in. Aunties are the worst at funerals I think we can afford unlimited cordial and a couple of shots of rum. But that's it
Is anyone from fab going to be at my funeral? "If there's an open bar. | |||
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"I’m died Do you want a simplicity cremation or s fancy do with a horse drawn carriage and a slap up lunch at Greggs? Vegan sausage rolls for everyone. There'd better be an open bar. It depends how much the whip round coins in. Aunties are the worst at funerals I think we can afford unlimited cordial and a couple of shots of rum. But that's it
Is anyone from fab going to be at my funeral?
If there's an open bar."So disrespectful | |||
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"I’m died Do you want a simplicity cremation or s fancy do with a horse drawn carriage and a slap up lunch at Greggs? Vegan sausage rolls for everyone. There'd better be an open bar. It depends how much the whip round coins in. Aunties are the worst at funerals I think we can afford unlimited cordial and a couple of shots of rum. But that's it
Is anyone from fab going to be at my funeral?
If there's an open bar.
So disrespectful"You want respect? In this economy? | |||
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"I’m died Do you want a simplicity cremation or s fancy do with a horse drawn carriage and a slap up lunch at Greggs? Vegan sausage rolls for everyone. There'd better be an open bar. It depends how much the whip round coins in. Aunties are the worst at funerals I think we can afford unlimited cordial and a couple of shots of rum. But that's it
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God willing, 60 odd years from now. save the date"Ummmmm. I'll try but I'm very old and might already be worm food by then. Soz. But I'll be there in spirit, courtesy of Wray and nephew | |||
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"I’m died Do you want a simplicity cremation or s fancy do with a horse drawn carriage and a slap up lunch at Greggs? Vegan sausage rolls for everyone. There'd better be an open bar. It depends how much the whip round coins in. Aunties are the worst at funerals I think we can afford unlimited cordial and a couple of shots of rum. But that's it
Is that a couple of shots each or a couple of shots in total? "It depends how many people come... | |||
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"I’m died Do you want a simplicity cremation or s fancy do with a horse drawn carriage and a slap up lunch at Greggs? Vegan sausage rolls for everyone. There'd better be an open bar. It depends how much the whip round coins in. Aunties are the worst at funerals I think we can afford unlimited cordial and a couple of shots of rum. But that's it
Is anyone from fab going to be at my funeral? "I'll come if theres going to be an orgy at the after party.  | |||
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"I’m died Do you want a simplicity cremation or s fancy do with a horse drawn carriage and a slap up lunch at Greggs? Vegan sausage rolls for everyone. There'd better be an open bar. It depends how much the whip round coins in. Aunties are the worst at funerals I think we can afford unlimited cordial and a couple of shots of rum. But that's it
Is anyone from fab going to be at my funeral? "I'll need at least 6-8 weeks notice and confirmation of what snacks will be available in advance. | |||
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"Unrelated, but your hair pickle! I like it 😍" Should I go blonde again 👀 | |||
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"U still alive fr? 🙌🏻 " No. I didn’t have sex so I died. | |||
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"Unrelated, but your hair pickle! I like it 😍 Should I go blonde again 👀" Yes!! | |||
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"If sex was the only thing keeping me alive, I would've died years ago. Cycling keeps me alive these days, if I don't have at least 1 ride a week then I would definitely be toast 🍞⚰️💀🥀" All I’m asking for is 1 ride a week | |||
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"I miscalculated. Thought it was 4 weeks. It’s been 2. But STILL. " 2 weeks?? How have you not died already? 😜 | |||
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"I miscalculated. Thought it was 4 weeks. It’s been 2. But STILL. 2 weeks?? How have you not died already? 😜" He did! This is Pickles tribute page 🙏 | |||
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"U still alive fr? 🙌🏻 No. I didn’t have sex so I died. " RIP 🥺😔 💀 ⚰️ | |||
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"How long has it actually been, young man? I've not had any since first weekend in Jan, but hoping to break the dry spell next weekend... Which young man are you making this humble bragging question to? " Duuuuhhhhh.... OP, Of course. The Picklemeister! Being as it's his obituary thread an all... | |||
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"How long has it actually been, young man? I've not had any since first weekend in Jan, but hoping to break the dry spell next weekend... Which young man are you making this humble bragging question to? " And also... Come break my spell, if ya fancy | |||
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"How long has it actually been, young man? I've not had any since first weekend in Jan, but hoping to break the dry spell next weekend... Which young man are you making this humble bragging question to? And also... Come break my spell, if ya fancy" MFF? I’m just round the corner … | |||
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"By this logic I died years ago!! "I am a ghost 👻 | |||
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"I miscalculated. Thought it was 4 weeks. It’s been 2. But STILL. 2 weeks?? How have you not died already? 😜" I am died!!! Read up | |||
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"Can I write your eulogy? Thank you in advance. 🖤"
Only if it’s better than your veri | |||
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"Can I write your eulogy? Thank you in advance. 🖤
Only if it’s better than your veri"Going off topic, but just had to say,loving the blonde hair pickle 😊 | |||
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"Can I write your eulogy? Thank you in advance. 🖤
Only if it’s better than your veri
Going off topic, but just had to say,loving the blonde hair pickle 😊"It suits him! 😍 | |||
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