I need a simp. I need someone to gush all over me on the forums and laugh at my jokes when they're not remotely funny. Just someone to agree with all my horrendous opions and be my emotional support simp when I get the "Fab over share regret"
Option to upgrade to "gimp" after 6 week trial period (mask and harness
Supplied)
I have the needy need to be needed right now!!!
What do you all need on fab atm and what plans do you have to make it happen.
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I need a coffee bitch and maid right now.
Someone to bring me coffee while I recover from my hangover and they take care of the tidying that needs doing before people come over later. Obviously they're to fuck off before the real people arrive 💜 |
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"I need a simp.
Option to upgrade to "gimp"
What if they go limp ?
You cast them aside into the limp basket and welcome the next simp/gimp to step forward 😁 "
Never mind the limp basket, what about the limp bizkit? |
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"I need a simp.
Option to upgrade to "gimp"
What if they go limp ?
You cast them aside into the limp basket and welcome the next simp/gimp to step forward 😁
Never mind the limp basket, what about the limp bizkit? "
Did you hear about the limp bizkit that fell out of the tin. It kept rollin rollin rollin (SIMP!!!) jump in and save me |
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By *uacksplat.Woman 6 days ago
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"I need a simp.
Option to upgrade to "gimp"
What if they go limp ?
You cast them aside into the limp basket and welcome the next simp/gimp to step forward 😁
Never mind the limp basket, what about the limp bizkit? "
isn't that when you dunk them for too long?
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"I need a coffee bitch and maid right now.
Someone to bring me coffee while I recover from my hangover and they take care of the tidying that needs doing before people come over later. Obviously they're to fuck off before the real people arrive 💜"
Yep, I could do with one of those myself right now. Hope the hangover fades soon |
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"I need a simp.
Option to upgrade to "gimp"
What if they go limp ?
You cast them aside into the limp basket and welcome the next simp/gimp to step forward 😁
Never mind the limp basket, what about the limp bizkit?
isn't that when you dunk them for too long?
Px"
And they fall off in your tea!!!!
My mind can't handle that horror right now |
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"I thought they were called white knights 😂😂😂😂"
They ride in to protect the fair maidens.
I would say I'm looking for those that will blow smoke up my arse but with my luck I'll probably end up with "those" looking to blow smoke up my arse - niche fetish
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"I need someone to come over and find the last two ducks that are hiding somewhere in the flat.
It's been months now and still driving me nuts.......😬😬😬"
OK, I'm going to need a back story on this one |
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By *bi HaiveMan 6 days ago
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"I need someone to come over and find the last two ducks that are hiding somewhere in the flat.
It's been months now and still driving me nuts.......😬😬😬
OK, I'm going to need a back story on this one"
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1640418
Here you go. 😉😂 |
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"I need someone to come over and find the last two ducks that are hiding somewhere in the flat.
It's been months now and still driving me nuts.......😬😬😬
OK, I'm going to need a back story on this one
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1640418
Here you go. 😉😂"
OK, maybe they said there was more to fuck with your head. I thought maybe they were real ducks as once I lost a budgie. I thought it must have flown away then the "smell" arrived. I eventually found its dried out body clinging to the back on my fridge. Fortunately you won't get that with the plastic ones.
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By *bi HaiveMan 6 days ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I need someone to come over and find the last two ducks that are hiding somewhere in the flat.
It's been months now and still driving me nuts.......😬😬😬
OK, I'm going to need a back story on this one
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1640418
Here you go. 😉😂
OK, maybe they said there was more to fuck with your head. I thought maybe they were real ducks as once I lost a budgie. I thought it must have flown away then the "smell" arrived. I eventually found its dried out body clinging to the back on my fridge. Fortunately you won't get that with the plastic ones.
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😮😮
I suppose at least it wasn't IN the fridge. 🤷♂️
*several plastic ducks were in mine. 🤦♂️🤦♂️😂😂 |
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"I need a simp.
Option to upgrade to "gimp"
What if they go limp ?
You cast them aside into the limp basket and welcome the next simp/gimp to step forward 😁
Never mind the limp basket, what about the limp bizkit?
Did you hear about the limp bizkit that fell out of the tin. It kept rollin rollin rollin (SIMP!!!) jump in and save me"
😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 very good |
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