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"The words 'per se'. I fucking hate that being shoved in my face by a colleague ![]() I think it is a great phrase, per se. | |||
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"Bless,I bloody hate it. " Aww bless ![]() | |||
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" 'Wild camping/swimming' As opposed to just camping and swimming ? ![]() Apologies for being pedantic but there is a difference. Wild camping has no tent or toilet/shower block. Wild swimming is not in a pool. | |||
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"“Going on my holibobs” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮" And this 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 | |||
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"“Going on my holibobs” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 And this 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢" Holibobs with hubby | |||
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"Nom. 🤢" I really dislike that one. | |||
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" 'Wild camping/swimming' As opposed to just camping and swimming ? ![]() Fair point Sally but we don't say 'Pool Swimming' or 'Campsite Camping' ? | |||
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"“Going on my holibobs” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 And this 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 Holibobs with hubby " 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 | |||
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"I get irritated when people tell me to "take care"" Oh God I often say that ![]() | |||
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"I get irritated when people tell me to "take care"" ![]() | |||
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"I get irritated when people tell me to "take care" Oh God I often say that ![]() Me too 😬😬😬🤣 | |||
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"Eat pussy Shoot my load Heavy cummer" Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬 | |||
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" Fair point Sally but we don't say 'Pool Swimming' or 'Campsite Camping' ?" Fair point Leo ! P.S. driving or off-road driving ? | |||
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"Eat pussy Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬" Just Eat ? | |||
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"I get irritated when people tell me to "take care"" Doubly irritated here when it's prefaced by 'you' with heavy emphasis on the word. I'm about to walk home with one small shopping bag. Not trek across a snake infested jungle with Bear Grylls hanging from a helicopter. | |||
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"Eat pussy Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬 Just Eat ?" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've heard someone say bockle instead of bottle,🤯" ickle instead of little | |||
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"I get irritated when people tell me to "take care" Doubly irritated here when it's prefaced by 'you' with heavy emphasis on the word. I'm about to walk home with one small shopping bag. Not trek across a snake infested jungle with Bear Grylls hanging from a helicopter. " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Eat pussy Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬 Just Eat ?" Deliverfoo? | |||
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"Eat pussy Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬 Just Eat ? Deliverfoo?" I bet they aren't in my area ![]() ![]() | |||
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" I'm about to walk home with one small shopping bag. Not trek across a snake infested jungle with Bear Grylls hanging from a helicopter. " Is he swooping down to try and grab your Utterly Butterly ? | |||
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"Eat pussy Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬 Just Eat ? Deliverfoo? I bet they aren't in my area ![]() ![]() Certainly not in mine. It's like the Sahara here ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Eat pussy Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬 Just Eat ? Deliverfoo?" ![]() | |||
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"I get irritated when people tell me to "take care" Doubly irritated here when it's prefaced by 'you' with heavy emphasis on the word. I'm about to walk home with one small shopping bag. Not trek across a snake infested jungle with Bear Grylls hanging from a helicopter. ![]() ![]() 🐍🌳🌴🎋 | |||
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"Eat pussy Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬 Just Eat ? Deliverfoo? I bet they aren't in my area ![]() ![]() 🤣 🤣 | |||
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"Eat pussy Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬 Just Eat ? Deliverfoo? I bet they aren't in my area ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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" I'm about to walk home with one small shopping bag. Not trek across a snake infested jungle with Bear Grylls hanging from a helicopter. Is he swooping down to try and grab your Utterly Butterly ?" No because I am 'taking care' 🥳 | |||
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""You look like you were made for BBC" What the fuck does that mean?!?! " That you have a gaping pussy ? | |||
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""You look like you were made for BBC" What the fuck does that mean?!?! " That you'd make a good news reader maybe? 🤣 | |||
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""You look like you were made for BBC" What the fuck does that mean?!?! That you have a gaping pussy ?" Exactly!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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""You look like you were made for BBC" What the fuck does that mean?!?! That you'd make a good news reader maybe? 🤣" I'll go with that ![]() | |||
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"How's youse? 😡" 🤮🤮🤮 The locals say that often | |||
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"“Mate” from strangers. I’ve lived in Stoke where everyone is “duck” and now live in Manchester where anyone can be “love” neither of these bother me a bit." 'Duck' is lovely ![]() | |||
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" 'Duck' is lovely ![]() With plum sauce ? | |||
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""Hun" Unless used for comedic value ![]() Worst is when it is used in a first message | |||
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"Cockwomble 🤮😬 I could be here all day honestly " Oh I hate it when people try to get too cute with the insults. "He's such a twat-waffle". Get in the fucking bin 🙄 | |||
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"' I need to speak my truth' You don't. You need to speak *the* truth or your opinion or experience. There isn't a special version of the truth that applies to each individual" Hear, Hear!! Dangerous nonsense. | |||
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""Hun" Unless used for comedic value ![]() Hey hun 😘 | |||
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"Cockwomble 🤮😬 I could be here all day honestly Oh I hate it when people try to get too cute with the insults. "He's such a twat-waffle". Get in the fucking bin 🙄" Anyone that says twat waffle deserves a kick in the teeth ![]() | |||
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"“Mate” from strangers. I’ve lived in Stoke where everyone is “duck” and now live in Manchester where anyone can be “love” neither of these bother me a bit. 'Duck' is lovely ![]() I’m not native to Stoke so can say with some confidence, most people in Stoke are lovely. Authentic people. | |||
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"' can I get?' 😱. " 😬😬😬😬 I heard this for 14 years. No you can't, now fuck off ![]() | |||
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"Have you got like an A4 pad? I could be here all day….. go a couple of miles north of here and they’re speaking a fucking completely different language, it’s like chav-Scottish without the accent. Apply Daze Mucker Knobber Ay up Me Duck Folk Nowt Owt Summat" That’s pretty much my vocabulary!!😂 | |||
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"Vagina used to describe women's external genitalia. Even worse 'do you shave your vagina?' Dear god no I don't " Much better than vaj | |||
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"Middle class white women saying charge it to the game" Middle class women of a certain age? | |||
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"Lives rent free in your head Usually used by morons who are just on the wind up." Keyboard warrior is the term that comes into my head when I see that phrase. Reason: I've never heard anyone say it in person ![]() | |||
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"Eat out / lick out 🤢" 🤮🤮🤮 | |||
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"Eat pussy Shoot my load Heavy cummer Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬" Clunge definitely needs to get in the bin | |||
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"Eat pussy Shoot my load Heavy cummer Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬 Clunge definitely needs to get in the bin" Agreed 🤮🤮🤮 | |||
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"' making memories'. Just concentrate on enjoying your holiday in the present, the memories will come naturally. " This. Especially when used as an excuse to take a hundred selfies ![]() | |||
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"As previously mentioned “ Holibobs” “Can I get?” - no there is a person whose job that is! “ lives rent free in my head” - how do you collect rent on the things that do and what do you charge? Being called “Buddy” makes me cringe" You OK, Buddy? | |||
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"Middle class white women saying charge it to the game Middle class women of a certain age?" I prefer really not to speak | |||
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"Middle class white women saying charge it to the game" I'm not middle class. Amirite? | |||
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"Middle class white women saying charge it to the game Middle class women of a certain age?" Yep, specifically 68 I reckon | |||
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"Middle class white women saying charge it to the game I'm not middle class. Amirite?" ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Middle class white women saying charge it to the game Middle class women of a certain age? Yep, specifically 68 I reckon " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My lover - especially in the wurzle bristolian accent." Ah I think everything sounds great in that accent! | |||
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"dude boss daddy" Boss and boss man are my favourites | |||
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"dude boss daddy" Boss is pure passive aggressive! 🤣 | |||
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"dude boss daddy" How could I forget daddy?! 🤮🤮🤮 | |||
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"dude boss daddy How could I forget daddy?! 🤮🤮🤮" And clams... | |||
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"' can I get?' 😱. " Well said! Unless we all live in a Hollywood teen movie ![]() | |||
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"Have you got like an A4 pad? I could be here all day….. go a couple of miles north of here and they’re speaking a fucking completely different language, it’s like chav-Scottish without the accent. Apply Daze Mucker Knobber Ay up Me Duck Folk Nowt Owt Summat" I say some of that. And I’m in the South (of Wales) | |||
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"When the boss emails saying “Hi all, can we have a big push and get this done by close of play”. Considering we means us and it’s definitely not a game this really gets my goat. ![]() The boss is the boss ultimately though ![]() | |||
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"' can I get?' 😱. 😬😬😬😬 I heard this for 14 years. No you can't, now fuck off ![]() Oh God, that one is the worst. Rude, entitled and hideously American. Hate it. Mike. | |||
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"We're fostering a dynamic, member-driven ecosystem that synergizes open-ended connectivity with seamless partner realignment for maximized mutual satisfaction." Spot on Granny, it's Milliband in full flight. At the moment Resilience, sustainability and economise get on my tits, put them all in an interview and my blood boils. Something is gonna hit the tv. | |||
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"' can I get?' 😱. Well said! Unless we all live in a Hollywood teen movie ![]() Can someone explain this to me, or show me context, because I'm not understanding the hate for this phrase. | |||
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"' can I get?' 😱. Well said! Unless we all live in a Hollywood teen movie ![]() I hear it a lot, especially teens, in the fast food places. Can I get a burger, can I get chips, etc etc. If I was serving the answer would be , no, you can’t. | |||
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"' can I get?' 😱. Well said! Unless we all live in a Hollywood teen movie ![]() Thank you, Huggy. | |||
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"Have you got like an A4 pad? I could be here all day….. go a couple of miles north of here and they’re speaking a fucking completely different language, it’s like chav-Scottish without the accent. Apply Daze Mucker Knobber Ay up Me Duck Folk Nowt Owt Summat I say some of that. And I’m in the South (of Wales)" That’s no surprise, I thought we had already established that you talk jibberish. ![]() | |||
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"' can I get?' 😱. Well said! Unless we all live in a Hollywood teen movie ![]() My eldest have been using it for nigh on 30 plus years. I didn't like it then and I don't like it now but I just have to suck it up as it seeped into our language from across the pond. English - May I have / American can I get ..... ( I'm sure they can but as it's my shop if you ask I will fetch it for you so you can fucking HAVE it ) Maybe we should join forces and say ..... Will you please fetch for me ..... | |||
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"' can I get?' 😱. Well said! Unless we all live in a Hollywood teen movie ![]() Can't say I've ever noticed it but my reaction after it's been explained is...meh 🤷🏾♂️ | |||
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"' I need to speak my truth' You don't. You need to speak *the* truth or your opinion or experience. There isn't a special version of the truth that applies to each individual" Unless one is referring to the Royal Family or Boris Johnson. | |||
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"'I'm not being racist, but' as this is inevitably followed by them being racist gits. " It’s like when someone says, “I’m not being funny, but”, and then proceeds to get arsey about something. I don’t feel the need to preface my comments, I just make them and people can take them as they feel🤷🏻♂️ | |||
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"' can I get?' 😱. Well said! Unless we all live in a Hollywood teen movie ![]() Meh ! That's another one | |||
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"Microaggression - if it's that small get the fuck over it !" ![]() | |||
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"'I'm not being racist, but' as this is inevitably followed by them being racist gits. " 🗣️🗣️ | |||
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"' can I get?' 😱. Well said! Unless we all live in a Hollywood teen movie ![]() 😂 | |||
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"'do something you love and you'll never work a day in your life'. Yeah but who's going to stack the shelves in Aldi while you're running an artisan bakery in a small country town Doris?" Don't be so outrageous, gosh didn't you know they stack themselves? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"#bekind because usually the ones spouting it are anything but! " I think everyone is a hypocrite about something to a certain degree. But I 💯 agree, those virtue signalling bs signs do nothing but enable narcissistic behaviour 😂 | |||
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" When people use words without thinking about what the word actually means, it literally boils my piss ![]() Literally boils your piss ? | |||
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"'do something you love and you'll never work a day in your life'. Yeah but who's going to stack the shelves in Aldi while you're running an artisan bakery in a small country town Doris? Don't be so outrageous, gosh didn't you know they stack themselves? ![]() ![]() You're right. Maybe Aldi shelf stickers don't feel as if they're working . Sorry Doris ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The words 'per se'. I fucking hate that being shoved in my face by a colleague ![]() __ LOL. Try every time they say it to interrupt abruptly with "do you mean 'in itself'?" I promise it'll be so satisfying ![]() | |||
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"Lush That's lush He is lush LUSH " Woah, woah, woah!!!!! That's the Welsh language you're attacking there! 😜 🤣🤣 | |||
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" When people use words without thinking about what the word actually means, it literally boils my piss ![]() Bit passive aggressive that, but an absolute mic drop mind 😅 | |||
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"'do something you love and you'll never work a day in your life'. Yeah but who's going to stack the shelves in Aldi while you're running an artisan bakery in a small country town Doris? Don't be so outrageous, gosh didn't you know they stack themselves? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Exactly, that's the spirit, no need to focus on reality now even when the house is burning down ![]() | |||
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"'Lived experience' As opposed to dead experience ? 'Wild camping/swimming' As opposed to just camping and swimming ? ![]() Lived experience for example you work for a charity that helps homeless people, they might require someone who has that lived experience. Not something that everyone has had. Just saying, I think it's a helpful one. | |||
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" When people use words without thinking about what the word actually means, it literally boils my piss ![]() I was (literally, but NOT obviously) joking ![]() | |||
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"'Spat my coffee out' Usually said about something spectacularly unfunny, and also who walks around with a mouthful of coffee? Just swallow ffs." Haha this annoys me too 🤣. And any reference to popcorn or bloody cake | |||
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"Just swallow ffs." I bet you say that to all the ladies, you rogue! ![]() | |||
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"Just swallow ffs. I bet you say that to all the ladies, you rogue! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"‘It is what it is’ ‘Cheeky’ when in the context of ‘just booked a cheeky holiday’. It’s just a holiday! Such a nothing phrase! There’s a whole load of corporate speak I hate too. " I'm on board with, "it is what it is". There is occasionally the odd instance where the mindset can be applied, but unfortunately it is often used by those who's actions or inactions have led to the undesirable outcome that prompts them to use the statement in the forst place!... "NO Karen, it isn't what it is; it's what you let it be"! ...I'm also not a big fan of 'I'm on board', so, sorry about that one! | |||
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"“Going on my holibobs” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 And this 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 Holibobs with hubby " Holidays with hubby, the littles and doggo. | |||
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"I get irritated when people tell me to "take care" Oh God I often say that ![]() Ugh, me too! Don't know how I picked it up. Among others, I hate "absolutely!" when presumably "yes" will suffice or similar....everything is absolutely! The other (I'm on a roll now) is beginning every frigging sentence with "So....". | |||
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"“Going on my holibobs” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 And this 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 Holibobs with hubby Holidays with hubby, the littles and doggo." Added to this the people I know who say 'doggo' also do dog voices referring to themselves as 'hooomans' ![]() | |||
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