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Get something for the poster above  |
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"Another slice of cake 🍰"
A pair of knickers 🤣😊😘 |
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"Another slice of cake 🍰"
Ice cream down by the harbour |
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"Some batteries for her vibe  "
A towel |
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"Second hand book of poetry "
a whiskey, or beer if not into whiskey |
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"Second hand book of poetry
a whiskey, or beer if not into whiskey "
A whiskey |
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By *andTWoman 5 days ago
Altrincham |
"A profile picture.  "
A large wine n 2 straws |
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Caffé Nero™ coffee gift card. 💳 |
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"Matching socks 🧦 x "
Wooly nipple tassels |
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"Matching socks 🧦 x "
Chocolate sauce to dribble all over |
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"A profile picture.
A large wine n 2 straws "
Why two straws, are we sharing? |
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One of those things you put on the radiator to hang your wet towels on. |
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I'll buy you a nice sandwich in the north, and half a nice sandwich if you're in London. |
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"One of those things you put on the radiator to hang your wet towels on. "
Fancy a cuppa? ☕ |
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A VHS copy of National Lampoons Vacation |
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"A VHS copy of National Lampoons Vacation"
Did you keep the other £4.80 ? |
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"A VHS copy of National Lampoons Vacation
Did you keep the other £4.80 ?"
No I’ve sent it to a Nigerian prince that wants me to look after £10 million in my bank account for him |
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"A VHS copy of National Lampoons Vacation
Did you keep the other £4.80 ?
No I’ve sent it to a Nigerian prince that wants me to look after £10 million in my bank account for him "
A lap dance |
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"A VHS copy of National Lampoons Vacation
Did you keep the other £4.80 ?
No I’ve sent it to a Nigerian prince that wants me to look after £10 million in my bank account for him
A lap dance"
Megabus ticket to see me |
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By *HUSH-Man 4 days ago
London |
"A VHS copy of National Lampoons Vacation
Did you keep the other £4.80 ?
No I’ve sent it to a Nigerian prince that wants me to look after £10 million in my bank account for him
A lap dance
Megabus ticket to see me "
A lush bath bomb 🛁 |
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"Bottle of coconut oil"
Going by your username, I'll buy you cream but somehow don't think it's the sort you want 😅🤣
Mrs |
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Another pair of over the knee socks xx |
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"Another pair of over the knee socks xx"
Given the profile name whipping cream |
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"Another pair of over the knee socks xx
Given the profile name whipping cream "
Treat him to a banging meal out Wolverhampton style - either from Spudley Street or Sachins |
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By *nnCeeWoman 4 days ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
A whip or paddle? |
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"A whip or paddle?"
Less clothes |
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"A 99 Flake."
Actually, three of them (I think that's about right). |
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"A ticket to Ilfracombe x"
I'm guessing that was aimed at the previous poster as although they'd never get anywhere near Ilfracombe with a fiver they'd get a lot closer than I would 
Ummm...novelty nipple pasties from a tourist shop. |
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"A ticket to Ilfracombe x
I'm guessing that was aimed at the previous poster as although they'd never get anywhere near Ilfracombe with a fiver they'd get a lot closer than I would
Ummm...novelty nipple pasties from a tourist shop."
Another few miles towards Ilfracombe 🤣 |
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"A donut 🍩.
A Guinness "
Another doughnut in return for some extra miles towards Ilfracombe... |
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By *rT25Man 3 days ago
South Yorkshire |
Shaving gel. Don't have enough for a waxing kit |
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Can of , packet of crisps and a chocolate bar! |
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By *ndisMan 3 days ago
Liverpool |
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By *ndisMan 3 days ago
Liverpool |
"Can of , packet of crisps and a chocolate bar! "
Buy you some more bat, stickers for your wall! X |
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"Can of , packet of crisps and a chocolate bar! "
sorry to disrupt flow but I forgot the short form of Coca Cola is verboten on the site |
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"A cat collar"
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A cat lead so you can lead me astray |
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A fivers worth of Galaxy Counters, less crunchy than his Minstrels |
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A bag of chips and a bottle of MD20/20 green for us to share in the park |
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"A bag of chips and a bottle of MD20/20 green for us to share in the park "
Is it like 1980? Can you really get mad dog and chips for a fiver? |
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"A bag of chips and a bottle of MD20/20 green for us to share in the park
Is it like 1980? Can you really get mad dog and chips for a fiver? "
It’s a very small bag of chips |
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"A bag of chips and a bottle of MD20/20 green for us to share in the park
Is it like 1980? Can you really get mad dog and chips for a fiver? "
Never heard of MD20 but googled and its a tenner  |
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"A bag of chips and a bottle of MD20/20 green for us to share in the park
Is it like 1980? Can you really get mad dog and chips for a fiver?
Never heard of MD20 but googled and its a tenner "
It never is, jeeze I am old 😂 |
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"A bag of chips and a bottle of MD20/20 green for us to share in the park
Is it like 1980? Can you really get mad dog and chips for a fiver?
Never heard of MD20 but googled and its a tenner "
Bollocks, I’ll have to borrow someone else’s fivers |
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"A bag of chips and a bottle of MD20/20 green for us to share in the park
Is it like 1980? Can you really get mad dog and chips for a fiver?
Never heard of MD20 but googled and its a tenner
Bollocks, I’ll have to borrow someone else’s fivers "
We will nick some, I will distract the guy in the offie |
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"A bag of chips and a bottle of MD20/20 green for us to share in the park
Is it like 1980? Can you really get mad dog and chips for a fiver?
Never heard of MD20 but googled and its a tenner
Bollocks, I’ll have to borrow someone else’s fivers "
I’ll go 1/2 with you, love and mad dog 20.
At least I did when I was 12 …. |
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"Some patches for his jeans "
A can of squirty cream |
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"Some patches for his jeans
A can of squirty cream "
Box of hot tamales candy.
Cinnamon flavoured.
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"Some patches for his jeans
A can of squirty cream
Box of hot tamales candy.
Cinnamon flavoured.
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Bus fare to Brum |
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"Some patches for his jeans
A can of squirty cream
Box of hot tamales candy.
Cinnamon flavoured.
Bus fare to Brum"
Two bottles of sorrel |
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"Some patches for his jeans
A can of squirty cream
Box of hot tamales candy.
Cinnamon flavoured.
Bus fare to Brum
Two bottles of sorrel "
😍😍😍 Still in the look out for sorrell
A fiver towards a powerbank |
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Extend your site support for another 50 days x |
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"Box of tissues"
Biggest bar of galaxy chocolate! |
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"Box of tissues
Biggest bar of galaxy chocolate! "
Some botanicals for the lovely and tasty gin and tonic |
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"Box of tissues
Biggest bar of galaxy chocolate!
Some botanicals for the lovely and tasty gin and tonic"
Thanks  |
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"5 lottery tickets."
5 gold rings (purchased from Temu). |
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"5 lottery tickets."
They've been £2 for a few years now 🤣 |
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"5 lottery tickets.
5 gold rings (purchased from Temu)."
Pack of cable ties |
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A nice pair of socks to go with that suit |
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"As many sexy bras as needed "
For £5 ? Even from a charity shop I doubt you could buy two. |
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Felt pads for the heels of those boots before she digs them into my back . |
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"Felt pads for the heels of those boots before she digs them into my back ."
A name tag for the cat |
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"A dickie bow"
Some lube to get those boots off |
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Some sun cream, clearly likes a tan |
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"Some nice body moisturiser "
A single nipple piercing, so you’ve always an annoying odd one. |
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"Some nice body moisturiser
A single nipple piercing, so you’ve always an annoying odd one. "
That's cruel 🤣
A fiver towards travel costs to get to Brum |
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A new belt, as his current one appears to be broken |
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"A new belt, as his current one appears to be broken "
A portable fan... She looks hot!! 🔥 |
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"A new belt, as his current one appears to be broken
A portable fan... She looks hot!! 🔥"
Lemonade to cool down |
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Cumagain58 have you used that token for a photo booth I gave you yesterday morning ? |
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"Cumagain58 have you used that token for a photo booth I gave you yesterday morning ?"
A coffee when you eventually meet me for one 😉😂 |
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A coffee when you eventually meet me for one 😉😂"
The bus fare to Harrogate has gone up 50% to £3 |
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A coffee when you eventually meet me for one 😉😂
The bus fare to Harrogate has gone up 50% to £3"
Some latex polish to keep it shiny |
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"Cumagain58 have you used that token for a photo booth I gave you yesterday morning ?"
Yes thank you very much I did and got your picture printed and got on my wall. Just kidding. |
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"Nipple tassles"
A slightly stained 2nd copy of Treasurer Island.  |
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By *rT25Man 2 days ago
South Yorkshire |
Can't get much for a fiver.
So a Euromillions ticket for 2 draws this week |
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A coffee when you eventually meet me for one 😉😂
The bus fare to Harrogate has gone up 50% to £3"
Fine, I’ll stretch to a tenner to cover bus fare and coffee x |
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Laminated instructions on how to put a hoodie on. Xx |
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"A baseball cap 🧢"
Some strawberries |
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A £5 scratch card - could get lucky! |
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"A toy Muttley"
Aldi knee pads |
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500 penny sweets. What a gift that would be! 🤩 |
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A pencil with a rubber on both ends. |
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"2 packs of mini callipos"
A free coffee for the moT |
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By *IXEN200Woman 2 days ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"Veet"
Strawberries and cream |
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By *inkShyWoman 2 days ago
near Windsor |
2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps |
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"2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps "
For £5 ? |
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"2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps
For £5 ?"
Lucky to get one pint for that |
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By *inkShyWoman 2 days ago
near Windsor |
Pint in Wrexham is on average £2, so yes. |
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"Pint in Wrexham is on average £2, so yes."
Fiver towards a bus to Scotland |
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By *inkShyWoman 2 days ago
near Windsor |
I'll put the fiver towards the rest of my bus fare |
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"Lend her my bus pass "
A senior citizens fish and chips. |
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"5 lottery tickets.
They've been £2 for a few years now 🤣 "
 ahhh, 2 lottery tickets and a chocolate bar then. |
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"5 lottery tickets.
They've been £2 for a few years now 🤣
ahhh, 2 lottery tickets and a chocolate bar then."
Baby oil to rub in her gorgeous chest |
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By *nnCeeWoman 2 days ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"5 lottery tickets.
They've been £2 for a few years now 🤣
ahhh, 2 lottery tickets and a chocolate bar then.
Baby oil to rub in her gorgeous chest "
Another bottle of bubble bath |
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As much buffet food you can buy for fiverr |
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By *r TriomanMan 2 days ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
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By *r TriomanMan 2 days ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
A laptop... from the Lidl centre aisle of course. |
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"Give his wife a tracker"
A shit verification. Just in a poor attempt to balance out 60+ good ones 😂 |
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I would bestow upon him a WB70. The upgraded version from the now out-of-support '69 version. ❣️ |
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George at Asda faux Silk handkerchief |
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"George at Asda faux Silk handkerchief "
A second hand copy of Ulysses |
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"George at Asda faux Silk handkerchief
A second hand copy of Ulysses"
❤️ |
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"George at Asda faux Silk handkerchief
A second hand copy of Ulysses"
Tube fare to the art gallery of her choice. |
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