Two guys go on their first skiing holiday having never even been on skis before.
They get on the slopes and one asks the other what they are supposed to do?
He says he has no idea and all he knows is that you zig one way and zag the other.
"But which way do we zig and which way do we zag?" asked his friend.
They decided to resolve the issue by asking a passing gent pulling a sled but he is none the wiser.
"I haven't a clue" he said, "I'm a tobogganist."
"In that case", said the friends "just give us 20 cigs and a box of matches" |
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