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"I cleaned the car in anticipation. Will that help?"
Lol, possibly...
Any problems give me a bell, I have the correct diagnostics for your car and you know I'm handy with a spanner x |
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"I cleaned the car in anticipation. Will that help?
Inside? outside? the engine? the boot? the glove compartment? (I hope you removed the condoms)!!  "
Fuck! There really are condoms in some of those little pockets in the drivers door!
Too late. |
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"I cleaned the car in anticipation. Will that help?
Lol, possibly...
Any problems give me a bell, I have the correct diagnostics for your car and you know I'm handy with a spanner x"
You never said anything about a spanner. Does that go with the shovel, Lyme and sacking? |
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"I cleaned the car in anticipation. Will that help?
Lol, possibly...
Any problems give me a bell, I have the correct diagnostics for your car and you know I'm handy with a spanner x"
Is that what you call it  |
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"I cleaned the car in anticipation. Will that help?
Inside? outside? the engine? the boot? the glove compartment? (I hope you removed the condoms)!!
Fuck! There really are condoms in some of those little pockets in the drivers door!
Too late. "
Tut tut!! you're gonna have to get them out before the mechanic does!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I cleaned the car in anticipation. Will that help?
Lol, possibly...
Any problems give me a bell, I have the correct diagnostics for your car and you know I'm handy with a spanner x
You never said anything about a spanner. Does that go with the shovel, Lyme and sacking?"
It was a euphemism for big tool!  |
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"I cleaned the car in anticipation. Will that help?
Inside? outside? the engine? the boot? the glove compartment? (I hope you removed the condoms)!!
What is this 'engine' you speak of? 
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When it comes to cars I'm a stereotypical female, although I can change tyres and such like.
I want an old land rover next but it has been suggested that I get a Bowler Wildcat instead  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I cleaned the car in anticipation. Will that help?
Inside? outside? the engine? the boot? the glove compartment? (I hope you removed the condoms)!!
What is this 'engine' you speak of?
When it comes to cars I'm a stereotypical female, although I can change tyres and such like.
I want an old land rover next but it has been suggested that I get a Bowler Wildcat instead "
Whoever suggested the Wildcat is a wise man indeed... |
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Check your wipers
Check all your lights
Check your tires and fingers crossed you would be amazed how man'y people turn up at work asking for bulbs because they failed there mot |
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"Check your wipers
Check all your lights
Check your tires and fingers crossed you would be amazed how man'y people turn up at work asking for bulbs because they failed there mot "
Done all that. Even remembered to top up the washer bottle. I'm at a centre that don't do repairs so hopefully they will be honest. |
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"Check your wipers
Check all your lights
Check your tires and fingers crossed you would be amazed how man'y people turn up at work asking for bulbs because they failed there mot
Done all that. Even remembered to top up the washer bottle. I'm at a centre that don't do repairs so hopefully they will be honest. "
Good lets just hope it goes well  emissions is the new fav thing to fail you on! If that happens a bit of red x in your fuel tank should sort it |
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"Check your wipers
Check all your lights
Check your tires and fingers crossed you would be amazed how man'y people turn up at work asking for bulbs because they failed there mot
Done all that. Even remembered to top up the washer bottle. I'm at a centre that don't do repairs so hopefully they will be honest. "
You'll be fine...and the car too! Fingers crossed for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Check your wipers
Check all your lights
Check your tires and fingers crossed you would be amazed how man'y people turn up at work asking for bulbs because they failed there mot
Done all that. Even remembered to top up the washer bottle. I'm at a centre that don't do repairs so hopefully they will be honest.
Good lets just hope it goes well emissions is the new fav thing to fail you on! If that happens a bit of red x in your fuel tank should sort it "
Along with an Italian tune-up... |
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"Check your wipers
Check all your lights
Check your tires and fingers crossed you would be amazed how man'y people turn up at work asking for bulbs because they failed there mot
Done all that. Even remembered to top up the washer bottle. I'm at a centre that don't do repairs so hopefully they will be honest.
Good lets just hope it goes well emissions is the new fav thing to fail you on! If that happens a bit of red x in your fuel tank should sort it
Along with an Italian tune-up..."
I've not tuned up an Italian for ages. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Check your wipers
Check all your lights
Check your tires and fingers crossed you would be amazed how man'y people turn up at work asking for bulbs because they failed there mot
Done all that. Even remembered to top up the washer bottle. I'm at a centre that don't do repairs so hopefully they will be honest.
Good lets just hope it goes well emissions is the new fav thing to fail you on! If that happens a bit of red x in your fuel tank should sort it
Along with an Italian tune-up...
I've not tuned up an Italian for ages. "
The cars are the same as the men. A high speed thrash in 4th for a few miles and they're sorted... |
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"Sorted. Passed with a couple of notes about the brake pads. They're not that old but I know I'm heavy on the brakes. "
Treat me to a cuppa and I'll change em for ya... |
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"Sorted. Passed with a couple of notes about the brake pads. They're not that old but I know I'm heavy on the brakes. "
the advisorys are just that and more to keep the ministry inspectors happy when they do their visits.
lots of advice notes goes down well with them
pleased it passed and have you counted your condoms  |
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"Sorted. Passed with a couple of notes about the brake pads. They're not that old but I know I'm heavy on the brakes.
the advisorys are just that and more to keep the ministry inspectors happy when they do their visits.
lots of advice notes goes down well with them
pleased it passed and have you counted your condoms "
Thanks for that little gem. I was a little bit surprised as they are not that old and the last set lasted ages.
I didn't get any knowing winks about the condoms and I've not checked. That's the next job of the day! |
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"Sorted. Passed with a couple of notes about the brake pads. They're not that old but I know I'm heavy on the brakes. "
Congrats! Bet that's a big sigh of relief x |
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