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SNP leaders in Scotland, made famous by men drinking whisky while wearing skirts, are considering banning pet cats.
They say that these evil buggers are killing the natural Scottish wildlife and something needs to be done about it!
Should we be afraid of these dangerous feline beasts? They may look cute on cat food adverts, but not so when they are eating cute fluffy robin red breasts!
This is all over the news.
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Total fucking loons.
John Major didn't get much right as Prime Minister, but he said thirty years ago devolving power would be a disaster.
The nutters in Wales are no better. For much of the last couple of years I had been regularly visiting and keeping an eye on an elderly aunt near Newport to whom I was next of kin who spent her closing months in care (she eventually passed away in March). Near where she lived there was a one & a half mile stretch of road with FIVE different speed limits. It went from 40mph to 20 as it passed a couple of houses, then back to 40, back down to 20, and then to 30 as it approached a roundabout. Crazy.
But as has already been said, just ban the SNP. (The silver lining to last July was most of them being ejected from Westminster) |
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I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........ |
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By *929Man 1 week ago
bedlington |
"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........ "
What about the Scottish wildcat? |
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What about the Scottish wildcat? "
That can stay as it is native to britain but the domestic cat isn't.
The Scottish Wildcat doesn't shit in your garden and expect you to feed it. It is independent of people |
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I've a relative in Australia, there you can only keep a cat if it doesn't wander from your property- they have to have a catio outside for it. It's brilliant, they get loads of birdlife now, and tiddles doesn't get flattened by cars. |
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........ "
What would happen to all the pet cats if they were banned? |
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By *el65Man 1 week ago
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What would happen to all the pet cats if they were banned? "
May I ask where you read this ? We should ban many things in life but I’m sure as much as I don’t like them cats are one of those things ? |
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What would happen to all the pet cats if they were banned? "
Well ....... when I rule the world. The cats people already have will have to be registered and then no one will be allowed to buy a new cat.
Any unregistered cats will be sent abroad on a rubber dinghy |
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By *929Man 1 week ago
bedlington |
"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What about the Scottish wildcat?
That can stay as it is native to britain but the domestic cat isn't.
The Scottish Wildcat doesn't shit in your garden and expect you to feed it. It is independent of people"
Haha good points and most of us will go out whole lives without ever seeing one. I’m not a lover of cats but Scottish wildcats are cool they are absolutely hard as nails too |
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What about the Scottish wildcat?
That can stay as it is native to britain but the domestic cat isn't.
The Scottish Wildcat doesn't shit in your garden and expect you to feed it. It is independent of people
Haha good points and most of us will go out whole lives without ever seeing one. I’m not a lover of cats but Scottish wildcats are cool they are absolutely hard as nails too "
Now they do sound like evil buggers. Are these wild cats a danger to the law abiding Scottish public? And more worryingly, can they get over hadrians wall into England? |
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By *929Man 1 week ago
bedlington |
"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What about the Scottish wildcat?
That can stay as it is native to britain but the domestic cat isn't.
The Scottish Wildcat doesn't shit in your garden and expect you to feed it. It is independent of people
Haha good points and most of us will go out whole lives without ever seeing one. I’m not a lover of cats but Scottish wildcats are cool they are absolutely hard as nails too
Now they do sound like evil buggers. Are these wild cats a danger to the law abiding Scottish public? And more worryingly, can they get over hadrians wall into England?"
They are in Northumberland not sure about anywhere else, I doubt they any threat whatsoever to humans don’t think there are many of them left |
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What about the Scottish wildcat?
That can stay as it is native to britain but the domestic cat isn't.
The Scottish Wildcat doesn't shit in your garden and expect you to feed it. It is independent of people
Haha good points and most of us will go out whole lives without ever seeing one. I’m not a lover of cats but Scottish wildcats are cool they are absolutely hard as nails too
Now they do sound like evil buggers. Are these wild cats a danger to the law abiding Scottish public? And more worryingly, can they get over hadrians wall into England?
They are in Northumberland not sure about anywhere else, I doubt they any threat whatsoever to humans don’t think there are many of them left "
Northumberland? Jesus wept, they’ll be down the M6 to Walsall in no time. Something needs to be done about these dangerous beasts! |
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By *eri24Woman 1 week ago
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My cat is no danger
She does a round of the back garden when I allow it
Spends the rest of the day lounging on the front window sill, watching the world go by
She only shits in my kitchen, in her tray
If any wildlife came at her she'd hiss and run away |
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"My cat is no danger
She does a round of the back garden when I allow it
Spends the rest of the day lounging on the front window sill, watching the world go by
She only shits in my kitchen, in her tray
If any wildlife came at her she'd hiss and run away"
It’ll be fine, I don’t believe that the Welsh MP’s are considering such a ban. |
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"My cat is no danger
She does a round of the back garden when I allow it
Spends the rest of the day lounging on the front window sill, watching the world go by
She only shits in my kitchen, in her tray
If any wildlife came at her she'd hiss and run away
It’ll be fine, I don’t believe that the Welsh MP’s are considering such a ban. "
If it comes up in the Welsh Parliament I'm sure they'll consider it Caerphilly  |
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"My cat is no danger
She does a round of the back garden when I allow it
Spends the rest of the day lounging on the front window sill, watching the world go by
She only shits in my kitchen, in her tray
If any wildlife came at her she'd hiss and run away
It’ll be fine, I don’t believe that the Welsh MP’s are considering such a ban.
If it comes up in the Welsh Parliament I'm sure they'll consider it Caerphilly "
I’ve got a feline that you could be right. |
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"https://www.gov.scot/publications/report-responsible-ownership-care-domestic-cats-felis-catus-scotland/
No mention of a ban on cats at all"
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/02/02/snp-to-consider-banning-cats/#:~:text=SNP%20ministers%20are%20to%20consider,stopped%20from%20owning%20them%20altogether.
Are these buggers lying to us? |
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"https://www.gov.scot/publications/report-responsible-ownership-care-domestic-cats-felis-catus-scotland/
No mention of a ban on cats at all
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/02/02/snp-to-consider-banning-cats/#:~:text=SNP%20ministers%20are%20to%20consider,stopped%20from%20owning%20them%20altogether.
Are these buggers lying to us?"
Would seem so.
Main stream media lying. Who would have thought eh. Lol |
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"https://www.gov.scot/publications/report-responsible-ownership-care-domestic-cats-felis-catus-scotland/
No mention of a ban on cats at all
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/02/02/snp-to-consider-banning-cats/#:~:text=SNP%20ministers%20are%20to%20consider,stopped%20from%20owning%20them%20altogether.
Are these buggers lying to us?
Would seem so.
Main stream media lying. Who would have thought eh. Lol"
It says on page 8 of the report that they are considering banning cat ownership in new build properties located in sensitive areas. This could be the thing end of the wedge for cats. |
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"https://www.gov.scot/publications/report-responsible-ownership-care-domestic-cats-felis-catus-scotland/
No mention of a ban on cats at all
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/02/02/snp-to-consider-banning-cats/#:~:text=SNP%20ministers%20are%20to%20consider,stopped%20from%20owning%20them%20altogether.
Are these buggers lying to us?
Would seem so.
Main stream media lying. Who would have thought eh. Lol
It says on page 8 of the report that they are considering banning cat ownership in new build properties located in sensitive areas. This could be the thing end of the wedge for cats. "
This really is all over all of the news! |
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"https://www.gov.scot/publications/report-responsible-ownership-care-domestic-cats-felis-catus-scotland/
No mention of a ban on cats at all
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/02/02/snp-to-consider-banning-cats/#:~:text=SNP%20ministers%20are%20to%20consider,stopped%20from%20owning%20them%20altogether.
Are these buggers lying to us?
Would seem so.
Main stream media lying. Who would have thought eh. Lol"
Quoted from the report;
New housing developments in rural areas could have a stipulation that cats may not be kept in conservation-sensitive areas/other areas that have not had high levels of predation, especially with red-listed or amber-listed birds/other species
It seems that the mainstream are actually telling the truth! |
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"https://www.gov.scot/publications/report-responsible-ownership-care-domestic-cats-felis-catus-scotland/
No mention of a ban on cats at all
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/02/02/snp-to-consider-banning-cats/#:~:text=SNP%20ministers%20are%20to%20consider,stopped%20from%20owning%20them%20altogether.
Are these buggers lying to us?
Would seem so.
Main stream media lying. Who would have thought eh. Lol
Quoted from the report;
New housing developments in rural areas could have a stipulation that cats may not be kept in conservation-sensitive areas/other areas that have not had high levels of predation, especially with red-listed or amber-listed birds/other species
It seems that the mainstream are actually telling the truth!"
It is a this is what we could do comment. If you read through it all. Ie neutering and vaccination ect. The report doesn't recommend it.
Plus if we are building houses in conservation sensitive areas. I think cats are very much the least of the worry towards wildlife. Gees the noise of a building site alone is enough to put these red or amber listed birds of breeding for as many breeding seasons the site runs for. |
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"https://www.gov.scot/publications/report-responsible-ownership-care-domestic-cats-felis-catus-scotland/
No mention of a ban on cats at all
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/02/02/snp-to-consider-banning-cats/#:~:text=SNP%20ministers%20are%20to%20consider,stopped%20from%20owning%20them%20altogether.
Are these buggers lying to us?
Would seem so.
Main stream media lying. Who would have thought eh. Lol
Quoted from the report;
New housing developments in rural areas could have a stipulation that cats may not be kept in conservation-sensitive areas/other areas that have not had high levels of predation, especially with red-listed or amber-listed birds/other species
It seems that the mainstream are actually telling the truth!
It is a this is what we could do comment. If you read through it all. Ie neutering and vaccination ect. The report doesn't recommend it.
Plus if we are building houses in conservation sensitive areas. I think cats are very much the least of the worry towards wildlife. Gees the noise of a building site alone is enough to put these red or amber listed birds of breeding for as many breeding seasons the site runs for. "
Not to mention one of those Scottish wildcats might eat Tiddles! |
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Absolutely hate snp but this is the best idea that they’ve had domestic cats kill a a massive amount of small mammals and song birds and are the largest threat to the true Scottish wild cat through in breeding |
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What would happen to all the pet cats if they were banned?
Well ....... when I rule the world. The cats people already have will have to be registered and then no one will be allowed to buy a new cat.
Any unregistered cats will be sent abroad on a rubber dinghy"
I feel the same way about children... How do we get them on the agenda |
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By *bi HaiveMan 1 week ago
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What would happen to all the pet cats if they were banned?
Well ....... when I rule the world. The cats people already have will have to be registered and then no one will be allowed to buy a new cat.
Any unregistered cats will be sent abroad on a rubber dinghy
I feel the same way about children... How do we get them on the agenda "
I say ban the cats (and the children) and let everyone have raccoons instead. |
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What would happen to all the pet cats if they were banned?
Well ....... when I rule the world. The cats people already have will have to be registered and then no one will be allowed to buy a new cat.
Any unregistered cats will be sent abroad on a rubber dinghy
I feel the same way about children... How do we get them on the agenda "
Done! Anyone who already has children can keep those if they have them sterilised and registered but anyone having children after the registration date will have them removed and sent to work in salt mines and fairgrounds for their remaining days. |
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What would happen to all the pet cats if they were banned?
Well ....... when I rule the world. The cats people already have will have to be registered and then no one will be allowed to buy a new cat.
Any unregistered cats will be sent abroad on a rubber dinghy
I feel the same way about children... How do we get them on the agenda
I say ban the cats (and the children) and let everyone have raccoons instead. "
I love those! Specially with a cup of tea |
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What would happen to all the pet cats if they were banned?
Well ....... when I rule the world. The cats people already have will have to be registered and then no one will be allowed to buy a new cat.
Any unregistered cats will be sent abroad on a rubber dinghy"
Sounds like a purr fect solution |
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What would happen to all the pet cats if they were banned?
Well ....... when I rule the world. The cats people already have will have to be registered and then no one will be allowed to buy a new cat.
Any unregistered cats will be sent abroad on a rubber dinghy
I feel the same way about children... How do we get them on the agenda
I say ban the cats (and the children) and let everyone have raccoons instead. "
Raccoons? Are these things safe? |
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Yeap the SNP are petty as.
It's almost impossible to keep a dog these days my dog has his tail docked you should see the looks I sometimes get off other dog owners, been half expecting the RSPCA to vist.
It's how I got him and have the vets records of the docking.
Walking a cat on a lead and confining it to a back garden is cruel. |
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What would happen to all the pet cats if they were banned?
Well ....... when I rule the world. The cats people already have will have to be registered and then no one will be allowed to buy a new cat.
Any unregistered cats will be sent abroad on a rubber dinghy
I feel the same way about children... How do we get them on the agenda
I say ban the cats (and the children) and let everyone have raccoons instead.
I love those! Specially with a cup of tea"
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What would happen to all the pet cats if they were banned?
Well ....... when I rule the world. The cats people already have will have to be registered and then no one will be allowed to buy a new cat.
Any unregistered cats will be sent abroad on a rubber dinghy
I feel the same way about children... How do we get them on the agenda
I say ban the cats (and the children) and let everyone have raccoons instead. "
In !! Where do I sign up!! |
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What would happen to all the pet cats if they were banned?
Well ....... when I rule the world. The cats people already have will have to be registered and then no one will be allowed to buy a new cat.
Any unregistered cats will be sent abroad on a rubber dinghy
I feel the same way about children... How do we get them on the agenda
Done! Anyone who already has children can keep those if they have them sterilised and registered but anyone having children after the registration date will have them removed and sent to work in salt mines and fairgrounds for their remaining days."
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What would happen to all the pet cats if they were banned?
Well ....... when I rule the world. The cats people already have will have to be registered and then no one will be allowed to buy a new cat.
Any unregistered cats will be sent abroad on a rubber dinghy
I feel the same way about children... How do we get them on the agenda
I say ban the cats (and the children) and let everyone have raccoons instead.
I love those! Specially with a cup of tea
If you really want to dunk, get a skunk ! "
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"Just feed them to the sharks 🦈
At least the sharks are in the sea, I thought we were safe on land until I heard that these Scottish wildcats were invading from the north. "
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"Just feed them to the sharks 🦈
At least the sharks are in the sea, I thought we were safe on land until I heard that these Scottish wildcats were invading from the north.
Are we still talking about the SNP ? "
Not sure? I have heard they are becoming less common and popular nowadays. |
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The cases of cats attacking their owners will go up, try keeping a cat in in the summer with all the doors and windows open. Even the Loch Ness Monster thinks a ban is stupid.
If my pussy doesn't get out and have some fun it goes crazy. |
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What would happen to all the pet cats if they were banned?
Well ....... when I rule the world. The cats people already have will have to be registered and then no one will be allowed to buy a new cat.
Any unregistered cats will be sent abroad on a rubber dinghy
I feel the same way about children... How do we get them on the agenda
I say ban the cats (and the children) and let everyone have raccoons instead. "
Berlin has racoons.
Same as how UK cities now have urban foxes Berlin has urban racoons. They escaped from fur farms in Word War 2 and have slowly established themselves.
I was working over in Berlin and had NO idea about this and had been for a meal with colleagues and as I turned off the street to walk up the steps to my apartment there was a racoon sat on them just looking at me. I thought I was hallucinating! |
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"The cases of cats attacking their owners will go up, try keeping a cat in in the summer with all the doors and windows open. Even the Loch Ness Monster thinks a ban is stupid.
If my pussy doesn't get out and have some fun it goes crazy."
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"The cases of cats attacking their owners will go up, try keeping a cat in in the summer with all the doors and windows open. Even the Loch Ness Monster thinks a ban is stupid.
If my pussy doesn't get out and have some fun it goes crazy."
They manage it pretty well in the parts of Australia where it’s compulsory |
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Interesting. There is a troll that keep posting BS just to trigger gullible people into generating more traffic in the forum. The troll disappears regularly then emerges with a new profile. When challenged about the veracity of the story, will ignore the question.
This place is a fantastic experiment |
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"Interesting. There is a troll that keep posting BS just to trigger gullible people into generating more traffic in the forum. The troll disappears regularly then emerges with a new profile. When challenged about the veracity of the story, will ignore the question.
This place is a fantastic experiment "
The OP has been on Fab for ages with the same profile. This is a light hearted thread making a lot of people smile.  |
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"Interesting. There is a troll that keep posting BS just to trigger gullible people into generating more traffic in the forum. The troll disappears regularly then emerges with a new profile. When challenged about the veracity of the story, will ignore the question.
This place is a fantastic experiment "
If you are referring to me, I’ve been on fab under this profile for about 20 years. I do not appear nor disappear!
Your experiment is flawed from the get set. |
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The most they could do is make you keep your cats indoors. I lived in a village in the States that had that ordinance. When we brought them back to this country they loved going out until they got too old.
Our present pair one goes out until we call him back in around 5. The other only goes out in the summer. |
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"The Scottish cats can relocate to Wales if they want.
We love cats 🐈 😻
Even those Scottish wildcats cats? I’m not so sure how safe they are to be wandering around the hills. "
All varieties of cats will be warmly welcomed.
The people however not so much. |
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Factoid.
Since the 1970's the UK sparrow population has dwindled with a loss of approximately 30 MILLION sparrows to the point of the common sparrow is on the red endangered list.
This isn't because of cats but humans destroying their natural habitats and nesting areas.
So if they want to ban anything ban humans! |
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"The Scottish cats can relocate to Wales if they want.
We love cats 🐈 😻
Even those Scottish wildcats cats? I’m not so sure how safe they are to be wandering around the hills.
All varieties of cats will be warmly welcomed.
The people however not so much."
Maybe scottish cat lovers will emigrate to wales? The can flea the feline persecution! |
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By (user no longer on site) 1 week ago
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Take news, an environmental pressure group are urging the Scottish parliament to curb owners of cats in new areas to stop them from hunting red squirrel, voles, and other endangered wild life, obviously it will never happen and there will be leaflets sent to households instead |
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........ "
My cats don't do any of that, they don't go out.
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By *oxy-RedWoman 1 week ago
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The word truly has gone mad
Do you ever hear of cats Mauling people to death?
My cat is so laid back he's practically horizontal, he pop in and out my garden ,poops where he should , hes certainly no wild beast  |
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"Nice Tom tribute thread OP
Just throw in a few anti cyclist posts and you'd be spot on.
No! Nicole is a keen cyclist!"
Tom was also a closet cyclist. He was often spotted around Colchester on his tandem with various stunners. |
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"Nice Tom tribute thread OP
Just throw in a few anti cyclist posts and you'd be spot on.
No! Nicole is a keen cyclist!
Tom was also a closet cyclist. He was often spotted around Colchester on his tandem with various stunners."
He was famous for letting the stunners do all the pedalling whilst he mused over the various topics that he reported…. |
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"Nice Tom tribute thread OP
Just throw in a few anti cyclist posts and you'd be spot on.
No! Nicole is a keen cyclist!
Tom was also a closet cyclist. He was often spotted around Colchester on his tandem with various stunners.
He was famous for letting the stunners do all the pedalling whilst he mused over the various topics that he reported…."
He was committed to his craft was Tom. |
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By *r TriomanMan 1 week ago
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"The word truly has gone mad
Do you ever hear of cats Mauling people to death?
My cat is so laid back he's practically horizontal, he pop in and out my garden ,poops where he should , hes certainly no wild beast "
Horizontal Cat, is that a Yoga position? |
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Send them all back to where they came from !! Egypt is my best guess ... bloody Egyptian cats coming over here and killing our british mice... (are mice british?). If not, send them somewhere too .... |
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"Send them all back to where they came from !! Egypt is my best guess ... bloody Egyptian cats coming over here and killing our british mice... (are mice british?). If not, send them somewhere too .... "
Can't say Pharaoh than that |
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"Not true though... A recommendation by an animal welfare group which the Scottish Govt has said won't be happening
So you're saying there's no claws for concern ?"
Propurrganda by the Torygraph etc |
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"Not true though... A recommendation by an animal welfare group which the Scottish Govt has said won't be happening
So you're saying there's no claws for concern ?
Propurrganda by the Torygraph etc"
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"Interesting. There is a troll that keep posting BS just to trigger gullible people into generating more traffic in the forum. The troll disappears regularly then emerges with a new profile. When challenged about the veracity of the story, will ignore the question.
This place is a fantastic experiment "
Be careful. Believe it or not, not everyone here is nice. Some rotters might suggest that you, apparently having had just one meet during your whole time on Fab, do not qualify as a swinger and shouldn't be here. Outrageous, of course. |
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"The Scottish cats can relocate to Wales if they want.
We love cats 🐈 😻 "
They might run into some trouble, we have big cats here apparently....and no, I dont mean normal moggies that have overdone the Whiskas (other cat foods are available), but real ,live jungle cats! |
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"The Scottish cats can relocate to Wales if they want.
We love cats 🐈 😻
Even those Scottish wildcats cats? I’m not so sure how safe they are to be wandering around the hills. "
Its already pretty dangerous walking in the hills, the sheep have taken to mugging ramblers for their sarnies (you have to stay on your feet and walk and chew, otherwise the buggers will mob you and run off with your grub!) |
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There's loads of cat anti escape garden companies that put up anti climb fencing already in the uk. As was said above, australia already do it, we will eventually follow their example. I expect compulsory neutering will be part of the agreement. |
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"The Scottish cats can relocate to Wales if they want.
We love cats 🐈 😻
Even those Scottish wildcats cats? I’m not so sure how safe they are to be wandering around the hills.
Its already pretty dangerous walking in the hills, the sheep have taken to mugging ramblers for their sarnies (you have to stay on your feet and walk and chew, otherwise the buggers will mob you and run off with your grub!) "
Will these woolly beasts be next in the firing line? |
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"https://www.gov.scot/publications/report-responsible-ownership-care-domestic-cats-felis-catus-scotland/
No mention of a ban on cats at all
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/02/02/snp-to-consider-banning-cats/#:~:text=SNP%20ministers%20are%20to%20consider,stopped%20from%20owning%20them%20altogether.
Are these buggers lying to us?"
Its the Telegraph, what do you think? |
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"Aww they announced on the news tonight that the Scottish pussies are safe. They are going with a more standard approach - neuter your kitties and keep their microchip details up to date  "
These pussies will be bred to extinction. Wait until Chris Packham hears about this! |
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"https://www.gov.scot/publications/report-responsible-ownership-care-domestic-cats-felis-catus-scotland/
No mention of a ban on cats at all
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/02/02/snp-to-consider-banning-cats/#:~:text=SNP%20ministers%20are%20to%20consider,stopped%20from%20owning%20them%20altogether.
Are these buggers lying to us?
Its the Telegraph, what do you think?"
Nicole remains impartial when reporting the news. |
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"Aww they announced on the news tonight that the Scottish pussies are safe. They are going with a more standard approach - neuter your kitties and keep their microchip details up to date
These pussies will be bred to extinction. Wait until Chris Packham hears about this!"
He loves a bit of pussy |
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"Aww they announced on the news tonight that the Scottish pussies are safe. They are going with a more standard approach - neuter your kitties and keep their microchip details up to date
These pussies will be bred to extinction. Wait until Chris Packham hears about this!
He loves a bit of pussy"
He’s probably torn between a rock and a hard place. Birds or pussy? |
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"Aww they announced on the news tonight that the Scottish pussies are safe. They are going with a more standard approach - neuter your kitties and keep their microchip details up to date
These pussies will be bred to extinction. Wait until Chris Packham hears about this!
He loves a bit of pussy
He’s probably torn between a rock and a hard place. Birds or pussy?"
He likes foxes too... |
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"Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
Have you looked around at some of the humans lately?
I'd take the cats any day. "
Have you suffered from humans shitting in your garden? That sounds awful. |
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"Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
Have you looked around at some of the humans lately?
I'd take the cats any day.
Have you suffered from humans shitting in your garden? That sounds awful. "
I heard it was a regular nighly occcurance |
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"Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
Have you looked around at some of the humans lately?
I'd take the cats any day.
Have you suffered from humans shitting in your garden? That sounds awful. "
Never go to Luton |
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"There's loads of cat anti escape garden companies that put up anti climb fencing already in the uk. As was said above, australia already do it, we will eventually follow their example. I expect compulsory neutering will be part of the agreement."
Yes, but these moggies can be cunning little buggers. They enjoy a challenge. They’ll treat these kind of boundary protections like a feline version of the krypton factor.
But without the dodgy tracksuits… |
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"Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
Have you looked around at some of the humans lately?
I'd take the cats any day.
Have you suffered from humans shitting in your garden? That sounds awful. "
Foxes shit in gardens too |
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"Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
Have you looked around at some of the humans lately?
I'd take the cats any day.
Have you suffered from humans shitting in your garden? That sounds awful.
Foxes shit in gardens too"
Then dogs roll in it 🤦♂️😪 |
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"SNP leaders in Scotland, made famous by men drinking whisky while wearing skirts, are considering banning pet cats.
They say that these evil buggers are killing the natural Scottish wildlife and something needs to be done about it!
Should we be afraid of these dangerous feline beasts? They may look cute on cat food adverts, but not so when they are eating cute fluffy robin red breasts!
This is all over the news.
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Are you really that Gullible?
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........ "
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What would happen to all the pet cats if they were banned?
Well ....... when I rule the world. The cats people already have will have to be registered and then no one will be allowed to buy a new cat.
Any unregistered cats will be sent abroad on a rubber dinghy"
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"Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
Have you looked around at some of the humans lately?
I'd take the cats any day.
Have you suffered from humans shitting in your garden? That sounds awful.
Foxes shit in gardens too
Then dogs roll in it 🤦♂️😪"
Dogs shit in gardens too |
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"Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
Have you looked around at some of the humans lately?
I'd take the cats any day.
Have you suffered from humans shitting in your garden? That sounds awful.
Foxes shit in gardens too
Then dogs roll in it 🤦♂️😪
Dogs shit in gardens too"
This shitting has got out of hand. |
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My wife and I breed cats who live in doors. No threat to wildlife at all.
The issue here which has bee n handled so badly by the SNP (I'm shocked and stunned by the way that they have messed this up) are outdoor cats who do kill their fair share of rodents.
Maybe people who want a cat should treat them as pets and not randy students who are allowed to be out all night screwing who they want.
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"Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
Have you looked around at some of the humans lately?
I'd take the cats any day.
Have you suffered from humans shitting in your garden? That sounds awful.
Foxes shit in gardens too
Then dogs roll in it 🤦♂️😪
Dogs shit in gardens too
This shitting has got out of hand. "
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"Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
Have you looked around at some of the humans lately?
I'd take the cats any day.
Have you suffered from humans shitting in your garden? That sounds awful.
Foxes shit in gardens too"
Dirty evil buggers. |
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"SNP leaders in Scotland, made famous by men drinking whisky while wearing skirts, are considering banning pet cats.
They say that these evil buggers are killing the natural Scottish wildlife and something needs to be done about it!
Should we be afraid of these dangerous feline beasts? They may look cute on cat food adverts, but not so when they are eating cute fluffy robin red breasts!
This is all over the news.
Are you really that Gullible?
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Don’t shoot the messenger Nicole just reports the news… |
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"Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
Have you looked around at some of the humans lately?
I'd take the cats any day.
Have you suffered from humans shitting in your garden? That sounds awful.
Foxes shit in gardens too
Then dogs roll in it 🤦♂️😪
Dogs shit in gardens too
This shitting has got out of hand.
💩💩💩"
The tone of this thread has gone down the u bend…(or all over the lawn) and make no mistake. |
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By *ripfillMan 1 week ago
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What about the Scottish wildcat?
That can stay as it is native to britain but the domestic cat isn't.
The Scottish Wildcat doesn't shit in your garden and expect you to feed it. It is independent of people
Haha good points and most of us will go out whole lives without ever seeing one. I’m not a lover of cats but Scottish wildcats are cool they are absolutely hard as nails too
Now they do sound like evil buggers. Are these wild cats a danger to the law abiding Scottish public? And more worryingly, can they get over hadrians wall into England?
They are in Northumberland not sure about anywhere else, I doubt they any threat whatsoever to humans don’t think there are many of them left
Northumberland? Jesus wept, they’ll be down the M6 to Walsall in no time. Something needs to be done about these dangerous beasts!"
Oh bugger after Walsall they are bound to get to Havant …
We’re all doomed .. doomed I tell you doomed … |
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"I hope it goes ahead.
Cats are not native to Britain. They were brought from elsewhere centuries ago.
This has been in the news a few times over the years.
Cats are allowed out by owners to shit in your garden, kill birds and keep everyone awake at night.
I respect animals but I wouldn't miss cats if they were no longer around.
Dogs however........
What about the Scottish wildcat?
That can stay as it is native to britain but the domestic cat isn't.
The Scottish Wildcat doesn't shit in your garden and expect you to feed it. It is independent of people
Haha good points and most of us will go out whole lives without ever seeing one. I’m not a lover of cats but Scottish wildcats are cool they are absolutely hard as nails too
Now they do sound like evil buggers. Are these wild cats a danger to the law abiding Scottish public? And more worryingly, can they get over hadrians wall into England?
They are in Northumberland not sure about anywhere else, I doubt they any threat whatsoever to humans don’t think there are many of them left
Northumberland? Jesus wept, they’ll be down the M6 to Walsall in no time. Something needs to be done about these dangerous beasts!
Oh bugger after Walsall they are bound to get to Havant …
We’re all doomed .. doomed I tell you doomed … "
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"SNP leaders in Scotland, made famous by men drinking whisky while wearing skirts, are considering banning pet cats.
They say that these evil buggers are killing the natural Scottish wildlife and something needs to be done about it!
Should we be afraid of these dangerous feline beasts? They may look cute on cat food adverts, but not so when they are eating cute fluffy robin red breasts!
This is all over the news.
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Never even heard of this at all.
Sounds more like some made up bollocks just so you could have your " men drinking whisky while wearing skirts " dig!!! |
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"SNP leaders in Scotland, made famous by men drinking whisky while wearing skirts, are considering banning pet cats.
They say that these evil buggers are killing the natural Scottish wildlife and something needs to be done about it!
Should we be afraid of these dangerous feline beasts? They may look cute on cat food adverts, but not so when they are eating cute fluffy robin red breasts!
This is all over the news.
Never even heard of this at all.
Sounds more like some made up bollocks just so you could have your " men drinking whisky while wearing skirts " dig!!!"
This is literally all over the news! |
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"SNP leaders in Scotland, made famous by men drinking whisky while wearing skirts, are considering banning pet cats.
They say that these evil buggers are killing the natural Scottish wildlife and something needs to be done about it!
Should we be afraid of these dangerous feline beasts? They may look cute on cat food adverts, but not so when they are eating cute fluffy robin red breasts!
This is all over the news.
Never even heard of this at all.
Sounds more like some made up bollocks just so you could have your " men drinking whisky while wearing skirts " dig!!!"
https://news.sky.com/story/cat-ban-could-be-tabled-in-scotland-as-ministers-urged-to-investigate-pets-risk-to-wildlife-13302273
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Another policy been binned at the feet of voters.
Politicians need to learn the difference between organic policy and one that has been promoted by charity groups to a select audience.
All the cat ladies will be voting for Farage |
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"Another policy been binned at the feet of voters.
Politicians need to learn the difference between organic policy and one that has been promoted by charity groups to a select audience.
All the cat ladies will be voting for Farage "
He only wants imported cats from USA, no European cats would be allowed. |
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"Cats are a protective species so line up the MP and politicians
I’ve never had a Scottish mp kill a bird or shit on my lawn to be fair.
MPs shit on everyone. "
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There is no rational need for cats, domestic or feral, to exist. Kill them all - especially the ones that T***** allows in her bedroom, which have bells on their collars and leap around the furniture all bloody night. |
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"There is no rational need for cats, domestic or feral, to exist. Kill them all - especially the ones that T***** allows in her bedroom, which have bells on their collars and leap around the furniture all bloody night."
Any responsible person would have a bell on their pussy. Bill Oddie said so. |
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"There is no rational need for cats, domestic or feral, to exist. Kill them all - especially the ones that T***** allows in her bedroom, which have bells on their collars and leap around the furniture all bloody night.
Any responsible person would have a bell on their pussy. Bill Oddie said so."
He's a goodie |
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