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Hello friends,
Welcome to the not nocturnal. I’ll be your host for the next hour and then it will be a self service until the sun rises.
Come along and say hi! Stop for a chat. Everyone is welcome. Everyone gets a reply.
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"Hey there Pickle. I'm just heading to bed. "
HEY THERE D!!!! I know it’s you.
Thanks for popping in.
As first poster you win a prize. Please suggest a song for me to post.
And please tell me if you’d like a selfie in your inbox xxx  |
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"Hello Mr how you doing?
Im just analysing the best saving accounts"
Naughty Driver! Hello my good man.
What are the best savings accounts? Please be our go compare!
How has your day been? I went bowling in Romford. Did you see me? |
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"Hey there Pickle. I'm just heading to bed.
HEY THERE D!!!! I know it’s you.
Thanks for popping in.
As first poster you win a prize. Please suggest a song for me to post.
And please tell me if you’d like a selfie in your inbox xxx "
It is me.
I suggest If You Wanna Be Happy by Jimmy Soul. We considered playing it as we left the wedding venue  |
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"Hey there Pickle. I'm just heading to bed.
HEY THERE D!!!! I know it’s you.
Thanks for popping in.
As first poster you win a prize. Please suggest a song for me to post.
And please tell me if you’d like a selfie in your inbox xxx
It is me.
I suggest If You Wanna Be Happy by Jimmy Soul. We considered playing it as we left the wedding venue "
https://youtu.be/fxUY-99TPRY?si=jKdXXn4Mm3DWh3Ks
Happy wife happy life
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"Evening all
5 hours onto a 15 hour shift. Here for some flirts and chats if anyone is bored 😴 "
Hello you sexy sexy scientists!
Welcome!
I’ll flirt with you  not for long though, I fall asleep after I cum.
I do hope the shift is easy though x |
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"Good evening. 😘
Sally ❤️
Tell me all about your day"
It started with tying myself in knots. Then a flurry of voicenotes with a lovely friend. Apparently I'm difficult 🤯😱
A trip to the garden centre, a friend controlling my remote vibrator, yoga and then a Chinese feast for dinner. All in all, an excellent Saturday! |
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"Good Evening Mr Schlong, I've been expecting you. (strokes cat and cues 007 theme).
I’m the best sex that Sally^ has ever had.
I love stroking a pussy.
Tell me something good about your week?"
I managed to fit a new toilet seat. A simple undertaking one would believe..... 3 hours! A good week, a sense of satisfaction never felt before. |
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"Good evening. 😘
Sally ❤️
Tell me all about your day
It started with tying myself in knots. Then a flurry of voicenotes with a lovely friend. Apparently I'm difficult 🤯😱
A trip to the garden centre, a friend controlling my remote vibrator, yoga and then a Chinese feast for dinner. All in all, an excellent Saturday! "
I couldn’t control anyone’s remote vibrator. I always lose the remote. 
You’re challenging, not difficult.
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"Good Evening Mr Schlong, I've been expecting you. (strokes cat and cues 007 theme).
I’m the best sex that Sally^ has ever had.
I love stroking a pussy.
Tell me something good about your week?
I managed to fit a new toilet seat. A simple undertaking one would believe..... 3 hours! A good week, a sense of satisfaction never felt before. "
You really are the shit!!
Big up you. |
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"Good evening. 😘
Sally ❤️
Tell me all about your day
It started with tying myself in knots. Then a flurry of voicenotes with a lovely friend. Apparently I'm difficult 🤯😱
A trip to the garden centre, a friend controlling my remote vibrator, yoga and then a Chinese feast for dinner. All in all, an excellent Saturday!
I couldn’t control anyone’s remote vibrator. I always lose the remote.
You’re challenging, not difficult.
❤️"
This one is by phone via an app or web link.
Challenging ♥️ |
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"Good evening. 😘
Sally ❤️
Tell me all about your day
It started with tying myself in knots. Then a flurry of voicenotes with a lovely friend. Apparently I'm difficult 🤯😱
A trip to the garden centre, a friend controlling my remote vibrator, yoga and then a Chinese feast for dinner. All in all, an excellent Saturday!
I couldn’t control anyone’s remote vibrator. I always lose the remote.
You’re challenging, not difficult.
❤️
This one is by phone via an app or web link.
Challenging ♥️"
Send it over when you have time x 
You know, I never thought we’d be here. |
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"We’ve not stayed up this late for a long time but it is nice to see the late late nocturnal thread continuing even if there is no tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty. "
Curious couple!!!! I’m curious, what has you up so late?!
Welcome!
We miss Jim. We all do. And we miss the daily nocturnal thread. Big up Ash. And Nero. And Julie. And Misty. And KC. And puddleduck.
And everyone else. |
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"We’ve not stayed up this late for a long time but it is nice to see the late late nocturnal thread continuing even if there is no tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty. "
This is Jim hot!
Long time, no read, fellow nocturnalites  |
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"Of course, I turn up to catch the host with his pants down! 
GOOD EVENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Wagwarn. What you saying?
What’s going on?
"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening
^^^A really big one
What's going on? I'm sitting on my arse, contemplating going to bed. That's what. Exciting stuff! |
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"Of course, I turn up to catch the host with his pants down!
GOOD EVENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Wagwarn. What you saying?
What’s going on?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening
^^^A really big one
What's going on? I'm sitting on my arse, contemplating going to bed. That's what. Exciting stuff!"
Yeah?
Fuck it. Go to bed then. It’ll be exciting. |
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"Hey Pickles
My night out has ended rather abruptly. I need a large gin and bed
What happened?!
So good to read you tonight!
I’ll pour you a drink and we can cuddle x
Budge up "
I can’t budge up any more. My daughter has me on the edge as it is. |
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"Of course, I turn up to catch the host with his pants down!
GOOD EVENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Wagwarn. What you saying?
What’s going on?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening
^^^A really big one
What's going on? I'm sitting on my arse, contemplating going to bed. That's what. Exciting stuff!
Yeah?
Fuck it. Go to bed then. It’ll be exciting. "
I might need help to get to bed |
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"Take me to bed or lose me forever!
And then I kiss you passionately.
BAD NANNA! The gilf of my dreams.
How the hell are you?"
I'm swell, thank you.
I could go for a passionate kiss or two, actually.
And it's Ggilf, remember  |
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By *ookie46Woman 4 weeks ago
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"Hey Pickles
My night out has ended rather abruptly. I need a large gin and bed
What happened?!
So good to read you tonight!
I’ll pour you a drink and we can cuddle x
Budge up I can’t budge up any more. My daughter has me on the edge as it is. "
Cute though, I’ll just starfish on my own |
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"We’ve not stayed up this late for a long time but it is nice to see the late late nocturnal thread continuing even if there is no tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty.
Curious couple!!!! I’m curious, what has you up so late?!
Welcome!
We miss Jim. We all do. And we miss the daily nocturnal thread. Big up Ash. And Nero. And Julie. And Misty. And KC. And puddleduck.
And everyone else. "
We are up late due to an overrunning game of back gammon that forced our hand in opening a second bottle of dubonnet. Absolutely scandalous behaviour on our part. |
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"Of course, I turn up to catch the host with his pants down!
GOOD EVENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Wagwarn. What you saying?
What’s going on?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening
^^^A really big one
What's going on? I'm sitting on my arse, contemplating going to bed. That's what. Exciting stuff!
Yeah?
Fuck it. Go to bed then. It’ll be exciting.
I might need help to get to bed "
Well I’m in London so 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 |
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"Good Evening Mr Schlong, I've been expecting you. (strokes cat and cues 007 theme).
I’m the best sex that Sally^ has ever had.
I love stroking a pussy.
Tell me something good about your week?
I managed to fit a new toilet seat. A simple undertaking one would believe..... 3 hours! A good week, a sense of satisfaction never felt before.
You really are the shit!!
Big up you. "
There's a joke in that somewhere isn't there.... |
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"Of course, I turn up to catch the host with his pants down!
GOOD EVENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Wagwarn. What you saying?
What’s going on?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening
^^^A really big one
What's going on? I'm sitting on my arse, contemplating going to bed. That's what. Exciting stuff!
Yeah?
Fuck it. Go to bed then. It’ll be exciting.
I might need help to get to bed
Well I’m in London so 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪"
Can someone go and help Mrs KC?! |
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"Hey Pickles
My night out has ended rather abruptly. I need a large gin and bed
What happened?!
So good to read you tonight!
I’ll pour you a drink and we can cuddle x
Budge up I can’t budge up any more. My daughter has me on the edge as it is. "
I miss those days |
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"We’ve not stayed up this late for a long time but it is nice to see the late late nocturnal thread continuing even if there is no tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty.
This is Jim hot!
Long time, no read, fellow nocturnalites "
Hello you gorgeous pair. How’s your rhino flooring holding up? |
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"Take me to bed or lose me forever!
And then I kiss you passionately.
BAD NANNA! The gilf of my dreams.
How the hell are you?
I'm swell, thank you.
I could go for a passionate kiss or two, actually.
And it's Ggilf, remember "
If you fancy a passionate kiss, hit me up.
You’re in the right place though. The kissing competition is on soon.
You’re still Gilf, we can’t keep adding Gs  |
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"Hey Pickles
My night out has ended rather abruptly. I need a large gin and bed
What happened?!
So good to read you tonight!
I’ll pour you a drink and we can cuddle x
Budge up I can’t budge up any more. My daughter has me on the edge as it is.
Cute though, I’ll just starfish on my own "
I’ll cuddle you on the sofa! Then I’ll leave you with the gin |
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"Take me to bed or lose me forever!
And then I kiss you passionately.
BAD NANNA! The gilf of my dreams.
How the hell are you?
I'm swell, thank you.
I could go for a passionate kiss or two, actually.
And it's Ggilf, remember
If you fancy a passionate kiss, hit me up.
You’re in the right place though. The kissing competition is on soon.
You’re still Gilf, we can’t keep adding Gs "
It's not accurate though, Pickle, you anarchist.
What kissing competition? |
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"We’ve not stayed up this late for a long time but it is nice to see the late late nocturnal thread continuing even if there is no tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty.
Curious couple!!!! I’m curious, what has you up so late?!
Welcome!
We miss Jim. We all do. And we miss the daily nocturnal thread. Big up Ash. And Nero. And Julie. And Misty. And KC. And puddleduck.
And everyone else.
We are up late due to an overrunning game of back gammon that forced our hand in opening a second bottle of dubonnet. Absolutely scandalous behaviour on our part. "
Outrageous!
OUTRAGEOUS!
Forgiven though 🫶🏾
Well we’re glad you’re here |
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"Of course, I turn up to catch the host with his pants down!
GOOD EVENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Wagwarn. What you saying?
What’s going on?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening
^^^A really big one
What's going on? I'm sitting on my arse, contemplating going to bed. That's what. Exciting stuff!
Yeah?
Fuck it. Go to bed then. It’ll be exciting.
I might need help to get to bed
Well I’m in London so 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Can someone go and help Mrs KC?!"
It's alright, I can wait  |
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"Good Evening Mr Schlong, I've been expecting you. (strokes cat and cues 007 theme).
I’m the best sex that Sally^ has ever had.
I love stroking a pussy.
Tell me something good about your week?
I managed to fit a new toilet seat. A simple undertaking one would believe..... 3 hours! A good week, a sense of satisfaction never felt before.
You really are the shit!!
Big up you.
There's a joke in that somewhere isn't there.... "
Ah shit.
Yes. |
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"We’ve not stayed up this late for a long time but it is nice to see the late late nocturnal thread continuing even if there is no tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty.
This is Jim hot!
Long time, no read, fellow nocturnalites
Hello you gorgeous pair. How’s your rhino flooring holding up? "
We really don't know! We moved out of that house almost exactly two years ago. Is that how long since a regular nocturnal thread?!  |
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"We’ve not stayed up this late for a long time but it is nice to see the late late nocturnal thread continuing even if there is no tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty.
Curious couple!!!! I’m curious, what has you up so late?!
Welcome!
We miss Jim. We all do. And we miss the daily nocturnal thread. Big up Ash. And Nero. And Julie. And Misty. And KC. And puddleduck.
And everyone else.
We are up late due to an overrunning game of back gammon that forced our hand in opening a second bottle of dubonnet. Absolutely scandalous behaviour on our part. "
I love backgammon! There was a couple playing a game at a table next to me in a restaurant recently and I had to try really hard not to nosey at their game too much! 🤣 I love the idea of playing while out for a meal. |
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"Hey Pickles
My night out has ended rather abruptly. I need a large gin and bed
What happened?!
So good to read you tonight!
I’ll pour you a drink and we can cuddle x
Budge up I can’t budge up any more. My daughter has me on the edge as it is.
I miss those days "
They grow up so fast. 😭 |
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By *ookie46Woman 4 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Hey Pickles
My night out has ended rather abruptly. I need a large gin and bed
What happened?!
So good to read you tonight!
I’ll pour you a drink and we can cuddle x
Budge up I can’t budge up any more. My daughter has me on the edge as it is.
Cute though, I’ll just starfish on my own I’ll cuddle you on the sofa! Then I’ll leave you with the gin "
Sounds like a plan, I’ll even share my sweets with you |
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"Hey Pickles
My night out has ended rather abruptly. I need a large gin and bed
What happened?!
So good to read you tonight!
I’ll pour you a drink and we can cuddle x
Budge up I can’t budge up any more. My daughter has me on the edge as it is.
I miss those days
They grow up so fast. 😭"
The time went so quickly. I now have great grandchildren hogging the duvet |
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"Take me to bed or lose me forever!
And then I kiss you passionately.
BAD NANNA! The gilf of my dreams.
How the hell are you?
I'm swell, thank you.
I could go for a passionate kiss or two, actually.
And it's Ggilf, remember
If you fancy a passionate kiss, hit me up.
You’re in the right place though. The kissing competition is on soon.
You’re still Gilf, we can’t keep adding Gs
It's not accurate though, Pickle, you anarchist.
What kissing competition?"
Did you see that Anarchism book on my bookshelf?! Fuck. You figured me out |
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"Of course, I turn up to catch the host with his pants down!
GOOD EVENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Wagwarn. What you saying?
What’s going on?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening
^^^A really big one
What's going on? I'm sitting on my arse, contemplating going to bed. That's what. Exciting stuff!
Yeah?
Fuck it. Go to bed then. It’ll be exciting.
I might need help to get to bed
Well I’m in London so 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Can someone go and help Mrs KC?!
It's alright, I can wait "
Tick.
Tock.
Tick.
Tock.
Tick.
Tock. |
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"Of course, I turn up to catch the host with his pants down!
GOOD EVENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Wagwarn. What you saying?
What’s going on?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening
^^^A really big one
What's going on? I'm sitting on my arse, contemplating going to bed. That's what. Exciting stuff!
Yeah?
Fuck it. Go to bed then. It’ll be exciting.
I might need help to get to bed
Well I’m in London so 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Can someone go and help Mrs KC?!
It's alright, I can wait
Tick.
Tock.
Tick.
Tock.
Tick.
Tock. "
I'm not on TikTok, sorry 😘 |
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"Hey Pickles
My night out has ended rather abruptly. I need a large gin and bed
What happened?!
So good to read you tonight!
I’ll pour you a drink and we can cuddle x
Budge up I can’t budge up any more. My daughter has me on the edge as it is.
Cute though, I’ll just starfish on my own I’ll cuddle you on the sofa! Then I’ll leave you with the gin
Sounds like a plan, I’ll even share my sweets with you "
Please be skittles |
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"Take me to bed or lose me forever!
And then I kiss you passionately.
BAD NANNA! The gilf of my dreams.
How the hell are you?
I'm swell, thank you.
I could go for a passionate kiss or two, actually.
And it's Ggilf, remember
If you fancy a passionate kiss, hit me up.
You’re in the right place though. The kissing competition is on soon.
You’re still Gilf, we can’t keep adding Gs
It's not accurate though, Pickle, you anarchist.
What kissing competition?
Did you see that Anarchism book on my bookshelf?! Fuck. You figured me out "
You tried to hide it with the kama sutra picture book, but I spotted it. |
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"Howdy y'all, in 1884 the first 10 volumes of the Oxford English dictionary was published, the last was published in 1924, ( a nocturnal fact)"
Howdy Wildkid!
FACT!
Tell us another fact. I’ll tell you one |
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By *ookie46Woman 4 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Hey Pickles
My night out has ended rather abruptly. I need a large gin and bed
What happened?!
So good to read you tonight!
I’ll pour you a drink and we can cuddle x
Budge up I can’t budge up any more. My daughter has me on the edge as it is.
Cute though, I’ll just starfish on my own I’ll cuddle you on the sofa! Then I’ll leave you with the gin
Sounds like a plan, I’ll even share my sweets with you
Please be skittles "
Bloody love skittles
May have used them in a fab pic once 🤣 |
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"We’ve not stayed up this late for a long time but it is nice to see the late late nocturnal thread continuing even if there is no tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty.
Curious couple!!!! I’m curious, what has you up so late?!
Welcome!
We miss Jim. We all do. And we miss the daily nocturnal thread. Big up Ash. And Nero. And Julie. And Misty. And KC. And puddleduck.
And everyone else.
We are up late due to an overrunning game of back gammon that forced our hand in opening a second bottle of dubonnet. Absolutely scandalous behaviour on our part.
I love backgammon! There was a couple playing a game at a table next to me in a restaurant recently and I had to try really hard not to nosey at their game too much! 🤣 I love the idea of playing while out for a meal. "
We don’t mind people watching |
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By *ildbillkidMan 4 weeks ago
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"Howdy y'all, in 1884 the first 10 volumes of the Oxford English dictionary was published, the last was published in 1924, ( a nocturnal fact)
Howdy Wildkid!
FACT!
Tell us another fact. I’ll tell you one"
2004 at the super bowl ,Janet Jackson suffered a "wardrobe malfunction" at the hand of Justin Timberlake |
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"Howdy y'all, in 1884 the first 10 volumes of the Oxford English dictionary was published, the last was published in 1924, ( a nocturnal fact)"
The Dictionary of Lost Words is a fictional telling of the writing of the dictionary. I highly recommend it, it's beautiful |
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"You don’t have me for much longer. I’m drifting
I was going to link the song that made me think of, but it was lifted, but drifted. Never mind "drift away"?"
What my mind went to was Lifted by Lighthouse Family. Swing and a miss on my part.
Oh well. It's a nice song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NNqDvr87GTA&pp=ygUYbGlmdGVkIGxpZ2h0aG91c2UgZmFtaWx5 |
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By *ildbillkidMan 3 weeks ago
where the road goes on forever |
"You don’t have me for much longer. I’m drifting
I was going to link the song that made me think of, but it was lifted, but drifted. Never mind "drift away"?
What my mind went to was Lifted by Lighthouse Family. Swing and a miss on my part.
Oh well. It's a nice song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NNqDvr87GTA&pp=ygUYbGlmdGVkIGxpZ2h0aG91c2UgZmFtaWx5"
hmm not available over here |
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"You don’t have me for much longer. I’m drifting
I was going to link the song that made me think of, but it was lifted, but drifted. Never mind "drift away"?
What my mind went to was Lifted by Lighthouse Family. Swing and a miss on my part.
Oh well. It's a nice song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NNqDvr87GTA&pp=ygUYbGlmdGVkIGxpZ2h0aG91c2UgZmFtaWx5 hmm not available over here"
Oh that's a shame. I'm sorry |
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By *ildbillkidMan 3 weeks ago
where the road goes on forever |
"You don’t have me for much longer. I’m drifting
I was going to link the song that made me think of, but it was lifted, but drifted. Never mind "drift away"?
What my mind went to was Lifted by Lighthouse Family. Swing and a miss on my part.
Oh well. It's a nice song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NNqDvr87GTA&pp=ygUYbGlmdGVkIGxpZ2h0aG91c2UgZmFtaWx5 hmm not available over here
Oh that's a shame. I'm sorry "
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