I was about to put my soup into the microwave at work today and noticed a spider on the turntable.
I thought to myself that if I zap him and then let him bite me, I'll change into Peter Parker's alter ego.
So I turned it on and zapped the little beast. I opened the oven to get my dinner out to find he'd either fucked off into the workings of the oven, or he'd suddenly become invisable and is waiting for the opportunity to get me the next time I use the zapper 
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