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Favourite profile to read

By *BWHunter OP Man 3 weeks ago

Liverpool Street, London

You’ve seen their profile picture and it’s exactly your type.

What would you want the profile to read?

I’d want the profile to say something along the lines of curvy/bbw sexless marriage and London based looking for a chunky guy.

Yours?

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By *mmaleiaWoman 3 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Girthy cocked rock god, full beard & hairy chest, looking for a big goth girl for long sensual sessions

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple 3 weeks ago

Durham

Big tiddy goth girl, looking for a bat shit crazy couple for remorseless piss taking, prank wars and endless orgasms

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By *iss.BellaWoman 3 weeks ago

Wales

Down to earth lady with a sense of humour seeking average looking woman for friendship and more.. regularly ish.

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By *midnight-Woman 3 weeks ago

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Mean cunty bastard looking for sweet sub

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By *naswingdressWoman 3 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd want a hint of their personality and intellect, an assessment of what's attractive about them which isn't up their own arse, with a bit of a sense of humour.

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By *naswingdressWoman 3 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

While we can't criticise spelling, grammar, and punctuation - the correct use of these is almost a kink for me. I like things that are easy to read

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By *eoBloomsMan 3 weeks ago

Springfield

Hairy minge and a dirty laugh.

Those are red lines, everything else is negotiable.

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By *oxy-RedWoman 3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Down to earth laid back guy

Looking for a fwb

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By *oeBeansMan 3 weeks ago

Derby

Mid 20s single woman from Derby looking for a guy with rollercoaster confidence for adequate (or less than) sex

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By *orthern StarsCouple 3 weeks ago

Durham

Easy going couple who love to laugh, socialise, and happy to share each other, and don't take swinging too seriously.

The lady also loves lesbian sex and happy to meet other bisexual ladies without her man every now and again. She also owns a strap on to share with the ladies.

Ruby

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Rolling Stone looking for toothless bearded hag.

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By *rincipessaWoman 3 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

I’d want them to say

“Not meeting”

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I’d want them to say

“Not meeting”"

"Sorry Pick another" does that work?

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By *rincipessaWoman 3 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

"I’d want them to say

“Not meeting”

"Sorry Pick another" does that work?"

Haha that’ll do. You wanna not meet?

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By *he ShivsCouple 3 weeks ago

Fife

Attractive male seeking sex with a woman who will leave me unsatisfied on a regular basis.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I’d want them to say

“Not meeting”

"Sorry Pick another" does that work?

Haha that’ll do. You wanna not meet?"

Let's definitely not meet again. It's a firm 'no thank you'

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By *oeBeansMan 3 weeks ago

Derby

"Attractive male seeking sex with a woman who will leave me unsatisfied on a regular basis. "

Eh, I could always wank at home after. When do you want me?

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By *rincipessaWoman 3 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

"I’d want them to say

“Not meeting”

"Sorry Pick another" does that work?

Haha that’ll do. You wanna not meet?

Let's definitely not meet again. It's a firm 'no thank you'"

Perfect. That’s not a date then

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By *ebastion_FiddlesticksMan 3 weeks ago

Singleton On Sea

Love it when a guy sends me a sky remote comparison photo. Just makes me sooooo wet! Mmmmm.

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By *antam AvershiresMan 3 weeks ago

Falme

I love profiles with the legal warning that Facebook isn't allowed to get their jollies over them, let's me know to ignore and block the ignoramus on sight

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By *he ShivsCouple 3 weeks ago

Fife

"Attractive male seeking sex with a woman who will leave me unsatisfied on a regular basis.

Eh, I could always wank at home after. When do you want me?

Now? Now seems like a great time!

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By *oeBeansMan 3 weeks ago

Derby

"Attractive male seeking sex with a woman who will leave me unsatisfied on a regular basis.

Eh, I could always wank at home after. When do you want me?

Now? Now seems like a great time! "