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"Good evening.
I will have a Rum & Coke please.
And whatever your having 
I'm not that generous. You're not drinking mine as well.  you said Drinks were on you "
Entrapped by my own words.... You're a crafty one. I'm watching you. |
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By *exy-SashWoman 7 days ago
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"Good evening.
I will have a Rum & Coke please.
And whatever your having
I'm not that generous. You're not drinking mine as well. you said Drinks were on you
Entrapped by my own words.... You're a crafty one. I'm watching you. "
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By *exy-SashWoman 7 days ago
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"Barcadi and a monster pipeline punch please as its gonna be a long night
I think it might be. This Fab bar tender is very slow at making the drinks. "
think you need some more bar staff , should i apply within? |
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"Barcadi and a monster pipeline punch please as its gonna be a long night
I think it might be. This Fab bar tender is very slow at making the drinks. think you need some more bar staff , should i apply within? "
Do you have any experience? |
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By *exy-SashWoman 7 days ago
Leighton Buzzard |
"Barcadi and a monster pipeline punch please as its gonna be a long night
I think it might be. This Fab bar tender is very slow at making the drinks. think you need some more bar staff , should i apply within?
Do you have any experience? "
I don’t…. But I’m a very quick learner |
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By *exy-SashWoman 7 days ago
Leighton Buzzard |
"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please
My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂"
exquisite taste |
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"Barcadi and a monster pipeline punch please as its gonna be a long night
I think it might be. This Fab bar tender is very slow at making the drinks. think you need some more bar staff , should i apply within?
Do you have any experience? I don’t…. But I’m a very quick learner "
You're hired. Thank you. Now help me get these orders to the tables. |
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"Just a diet pepsi for me thanks .. I'm the designated driver .
I trust you have a bus? Looking like it will be needed. "
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I'm sure I'll find a bus somewhere . Do I need one with a bar and dancing pole 🤔 |
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By *exy-SashWoman 7 days ago
Leighton Buzzard |
"Barcadi and a monster pipeline punch please as its gonna be a long night
I think it might be. This Fab bar tender is very slow at making the drinks. think you need some more bar staff , should i apply within?
Do you have any experience? I don’t…. But I’m a very quick learner
You're hired. Thank you. Now help me get these orders to the tables. "
just one thing before I’m hired. I am accident prone |
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"Just a diet pepsi for me thanks .. I'm the designated driver .
I trust you have a bus? Looking like it will be needed. .. ...
I'm sure I'll find a bus somewhere . Do I need one with a bar and dancing pole 🤔 "
A good chance inhibitions will be reduced.... Yes a bus with a pole. |
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"Barcadi and a monster pipeline punch please as its gonna be a long night
I think it might be. This Fab bar tender is very slow at making the drinks. think you need some more bar staff , should i apply within?
Do you have any experience? I don’t…. But I’m a very quick learner
You're hired. Thank you. Now help me get these orders to the tables. just one thing before I’m hired. I am accident prone "
What type of accident prone? |
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By *exy-SashWoman 7 days ago
Leighton Buzzard |
"Barcadi and a monster pipeline punch please as its gonna be a long night
I think it might be. This Fab bar tender is very slow at making the drinks. think you need some more bar staff , should i apply within?
Do you have any experience? I don’t…. But I’m a very quick learner
You're hired. Thank you. Now help me get these orders to the tables. just one thing before I’m hired. I am accident prone
What type of accident prone? "
spilling drinks on laps |
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"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please
My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂"
I'm glad I brought my credit card. |
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By *exy-SashWoman 7 days ago
Leighton Buzzard |
"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please
My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂
I'm glad I brought my credit card. "
me to if your offering pints of spirit zz have you knocked you head ? |
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"Barcadi and a monster pipeline punch please as its gonna be a long night
I think it might be. This Fab bar tender is very slow at making the drinks. think you need some more bar staff , should i apply within?
Do you have any experience? I don’t…. But I’m a very quick learner
You're hired. Thank you. Now help me get these orders to the tables. just one thing before I’m hired. I am accident prone
What type of accident prone? spilling drinks on laps "
Oh that's fine. I'm sure a gentleman will be drying them with a bar towel in no time. |
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"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please
My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂
I'm glad I brought my credit card. me to if your offering pints of spirit zz have you knocked you head ? "
Not that I remember, although I did fall down the stairs yesterday morning and it was dark when I came around. |
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By *exy-SashWoman 7 days ago
Leighton Buzzard |
"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please
My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂
I'm glad I brought my credit card. me to if your offering pints of spirit zz have you knocked you head ?
Not that I remember, although I did fall down the stairs yesterday morning and it was dark when I came around. "
did you have your slippers on? |
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By *exy-SashWoman 7 days ago
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"Just had my first lagarita - grapefruit tequila and a couple of other bits, topped up with a beautiful lager…so good, I’ll have another please!"
I’ve tweaked it for you Madam added an umbrella. Enjoy |
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"Tanqueray ∅.∅% with Indian tonic water, please, with lime. 🍋🟩 🍸
In a pint glass Sir?
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Served in a Highball please. 🙂"
I'm sorry Nero I don't have such glasses. Happy to hand you the bottle and put a straw in? |
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"Tanqueray ∅.∅% with Indian tonic water, please, with lime. 🍋🟩 🍸
In a pint glass Sir?
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Served in a Highball please. 🙂
I'm sorry Nero I don't have such glasses. Happy to hand you the bottle and put a straw in? "
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"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please
My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂
I'm glad I brought my credit card. me to if your offering pints of spirit zz have you knocked you head ?
Not that I remember, although I did fall down the stairs yesterday morning and it was dark when I came around. did you have your slippers on? "
Oh. A comedian. Perhaps you'd like to tell joke we can all giggle at? |
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"Tanqueray ∅.∅% with Indian tonic water, please, with lime. 🍋🟩 🍸
In a pint glass Sir?
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Served in a Highball please. 🙂
I'm sorry Nero I don't have such glasses. Happy to hand you the bottle and put a straw in?
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Perfect! "
Oh damn. Only got Hen Night willy straws left. |
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By *exy-SashWoman 7 days ago
Leighton Buzzard |
"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please
My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂
I'm glad I brought my credit card. me to if your offering pints of spirit zz have you knocked you head ?
Not that I remember, although I did fall down the stairs yesterday morning and it was dark when I came around. did you have your slippers on?
Oh. A comedian. Perhaps you'd like to tell joke we can all giggle at? "
whats brown & sticky |
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"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please
My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂
I'm glad I brought my credit card. me to if your offering pints of spirit zz have you knocked you head ?
Not that I remember, although I did fall down the stairs yesterday morning and it was dark when I came around. did you have your slippers on?
Oh. A comedian. Perhaps you'd like to tell joke we can all giggle at? whats brown & sticky "
A stick. (Try harder please else I'm sacking you) |
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By *exy-SashWoman 7 days ago
Leighton Buzzard |
"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please
My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂
I'm glad I brought my credit card. me to if your offering pints of spirit zz have you knocked you head ?
Not that I remember, although I did fall down the stairs yesterday morning and it was dark when I came around. did you have your slippers on?
Oh. A comedian. Perhaps you'd like to tell joke we can all giggle at? whats brown & sticky
A stick. (Try harder please else I'm sacking you) "
what can I say , I had stage fright |
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"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please
My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂
I'm glad I brought my credit card. me to if your offering pints of spirit zz have you knocked you head ?
Not that I remember, although I did fall down the stairs yesterday morning and it was dark when I came around. did you have your slippers on?
Oh. A comedian. Perhaps you'd like to tell joke we can all giggle at? whats brown & sticky
A stick. (Try harder please else I'm sacking you) what can I say , I had stage fright "
The response to your joke was so quiet, I thought everybody had gone. Redeem yourself.... Make it funny. |
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"Damn .watching you lot drinking is making me depressed. Think I'll go sit in the bus, put the radio on ,have a nap and wait for you to stagger out.. FYI I've got nibbles .
Pringles?!! "
... yeah got pringles , popcorn , even got a party suzie with pickled onions, ham,cheese,pineapples.( and cocktail sticks). |
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By *exy-SashWoman 7 days ago
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"Damn .watching you lot drinking is making me depressed. Think I'll go sit in the bus, put the radio on ,have a nap and wait for you to stagger out.. FYI I've got nibbles .
Pringles?!! ... yeah got pringles , popcorn , even got a party suzie with pickled onions, ham,cheese,pineapples.( and cocktail sticks). "
any curly wurlys? X |
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"Damn .watching you lot drinking is making me depressed. Think I'll go sit in the bus, put the radio on ,have a nap and wait for you to stagger out.. FYI I've got nibbles .
Pringles?!! ... yeah got pringles , popcorn , even got a party suzie with pickled onions, ham,cheese,pineapples.( and cocktail sticks). any curly wurlys? X"
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The only curly wurly is me .sorry |
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"Damn .watching you lot drinking is making me depressed. Think I'll go sit in the bus, put the radio on ,have a nap and wait for you to stagger out.. FYI I've got nibbles .
Pringles?!! ... yeah got pringles , popcorn , even got a party suzie with pickled onions, ham,cheese,pineapples.( and cocktail sticks). "
...."Okay Everybody." Lets make our way to the nibbles bus. |
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"An old fashion please .. cheers
... You're going to have to tell me what's in that. I don't know? "
A traditional whisky cocktail with bitters, soda water and a simple orange garnish. It’s a simple cocktail really, best served cold in a whisky glass
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"An old fashion please .. cheers
... You're going to have to tell me what's in that. I don't know?
A traditional whisky cocktail with bitters, soda water and a simple orange garnish. It’s a simple cocktail really, best served cold in a whisky glass
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"Black Russian please, with vanilla vodka if you have it
Alas, you're a bit late to the fun. The Black Russian has gone. I do have some vodka left though and some ice cream in the freezer. "
Hmmm what about a White Russian milkshake then? |
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"Black Russian please, with vanilla vodka if you have it
Alas, you're a bit late to the fun. The Black Russian has gone. I do have some vodka left though and some ice cream in the freezer.
Hmmm what about a White Russian milkshake then? "
...(gulp) Do you mean ... Me. Lightly drizzled in vodka with ice cream blobs on my nips? ..... I mean, that would be a ridiculous notion. I don't speak the lingo? |
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