as a traditionalist i still like to go out and catch mine
we can often be found in the mountain hills hunting the haggi (the plural version)
Its a little known fact that they have four legs with the one side being longer than the other side to allow them to run round the hillside without falling over.
You can tell the sex of them by which side of the body the legs are longest one |
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"as a traditionalist i still like to go out and catch mine
we can often be found in the mountain hills hunting the haggi (the plural version)
Its a little known fact that they have four legs with the one side being longer than the other side to allow them to run round the hillside without falling over.
You can tell the sex of them by which side of the body the legs are longest one"
SHIT, think i think ive shagged a haggis |
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"as a traditionalist i still like to go out and catch mine
we can often be found in the mountain hills hunting the haggi (the plural version)
Its a little known fact that they have four legs with the one side being longer than the other side to allow them to run round the hillside without falling over.
You can tell the sex of them by which side of the body the legs are longest one"
And I thought I was the one who's had too much to drink |
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"u forgot its wee tartan bunnet!! the legs are different sizes each side for runnin up n doon the hills!! xx "
see if two of us have said the same thing then it must be true.
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