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By *edSirenWoman 2 weeks ago
Leighton Buzzard |
"Has anyone ever got into some interesting scenarios that they've had to weave their way out of them?
If so tell us all some tales and tall stories about how you got out of them"
In what context? I had a date/meet go wrong when they turned up d*unk and looking like a midget hagrid. Spent a whole 10 mins trying to get his hands off me as he kept trying kiss me. Then he tried to follow me home. I didn’t want him knowing where I lived so ended up bloody practically leopard crawling behind cars down my street and hiding in some very dodgy looking places… doesn’t help I’m in the neighbourhood group chat and they all have door cams 🙈 yet to live that down 😭😂 |
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"Has anyone ever got into some interesting scenarios that they've had to weave their way out of them?
If so tell us all some tales and tall stories about how you got out of them
In what context? I had a date/meet go wrong when they turned up d*unk and looking like a midget hagrid. Spent a whole 10 mins trying to get his hands off me as he kept trying kiss me. Then he tried to follow me home. I didn’t want him knowing where I lived so ended up bloody practically leopard crawling behind cars down my street and hiding in some very dodgy looking places… doesn’t help I’m in the neighbourhood group chat and they all have door cams 🙈 yet to live that down 😭😂"
A midget Hagrid!?’
How the hell did he even get a reply to his first?
So many questions about this  |
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By *edSirenWoman 2 weeks ago
Leighton Buzzard |
"Has anyone ever got into some interesting scenarios that they've had to weave their way out of them?
If so tell us all some tales and tall stories about how you got out of them
In what context? I had a date/meet go wrong when they turned up d*unk and looking like a midget hagrid. Spent a whole 10 mins trying to get his hands off me as he kept trying kiss me. Then he tried to follow me home. I didn’t want him knowing where I lived so ended up bloody practically leopard crawling behind cars down my street and hiding in some very dodgy looking places… doesn’t help I’m in the neighbourhood group chat and they all have door cams 🙈 yet to live that down 😭😂
A midget Hagrid!?’
How the hell did he even get a reply to his first?
So many questions about this "
It was back in my pre fab days. Where normal dating occurred. I got catfished big time! But yeah, it’s the only way I can describe this ball of crazy hair (head and face) that reached my tits. I’m hardly an Amazon at 5’5”! |
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Right well... when I first joined fab. Agreed to have drinks with this woman. We go to the local pub around her end. We have a few drinks, everything is running smoothly or so I thought. However, I noticed she kept going to the toilet every 30 mins or 1 hour. I'm thinking. She must have a bladder problem. However during our chat, I noticed she kept playing around with her nose and sniffing. Her eyes were all over the place, she couldn't stay focused. However, during one toilet trip. I overhear a massive commotion, one of the pub staff had caught her sniffing the white powder in the toilets and all hell had broken loose.
I quickly got the fuck out of there. Later get a text saying "sorry for that, would love to meet you again. You said you can accom, can I come round to yours". I thought no fucking chance, made my excuses and blocked her. |
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"Has anyone ever got into some interesting scenarios that they've had to weave their way out of them?
If so tell us all some tales and tall stories about how you got out of them
In what context? I had a date/meet go wrong when they turned up d*unk and looking like a midget hagrid. Spent a whole 10 mins trying to get his hands off me as he kept trying kiss me. Then he tried to follow me home. I didn’t want him knowing where I lived so ended up bloody practically leopard crawling behind cars down my street and hiding in some very dodgy looking places… doesn’t help I’m in the neighbourhood group chat and they all have door cams 🙈 yet to live that down 😭😂
A midget Hagrid!?’
How the hell did he even get a reply to his first?
So many questions about this
It was back in my pre fab days. Where normal dating occurred. I got catfished big time! But yeah, it’s the only way I can describe this ball of crazy hair (head and face) that reached my tits. I’m hardly an Amazon at 5’5”!"
Weird scenes to say the least. |
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My date approched me at the bar and I didn’t recognise him from his picture that apparently was 10 years old, needless to say I made my excuses and left through the fire exit so he couldn't see my car... |
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By *IXEN200 OP Woman 2 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"Has anyone ever got into some interesting scenarios that they've had to weave their way out of them?
If so tell us all some tales and tall stories about how you got out of them
In what context? I had a date/meet go wrong when they turned up d*unk and looking like a midget hagrid. Spent a whole 10 mins trying to get his hands off me as he kept trying kiss me. Then he tried to follow me home. I didn’t want him knowing where I lived so ended up bloody practically leopard crawling behind cars down my street and hiding in some very dodgy looking places… doesn’t help I’m in the neighbourhood group chat and they all have door cams 🙈 yet to live that down 😭😂"
I'd say that context qualifies. It sounds scary though |
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By *IXEN200 OP Woman 2 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"Right well... when I first joined fab. Agreed to have drinks with this woman. We go to the local pub around her end. We have a few drinks, everything is running smoothly or so I thought. However, I noticed she kept going to the toilet every 30 mins or 1 hour. I'm thinking. She must have a bladder problem. However during our chat, I noticed she kept playing around with her nose and sniffing. Her eyes were all over the place, she couldn't stay focused. However, during one toilet trip. I overhear a massive commotion, one of the pub staff had caught her sniffing the white powder in the toilets and all hell had broken loose.
I quickly got the fuck out of there. Later get a text saying "sorry for that, would love to meet you again. You said you can accom, can I come round to yours". I thought no fucking chance, made my excuses and blocked her. "
Very lucky escape |
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By *IXEN200 OP Woman 2 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"My date approched me at the bar and I didn’t recognise him from his picture that apparently was 10 years old, needless to say I made my excuses and left through the fire exit so he couldn't see my car..."
Oh naughty of him |
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By *ony MannMan 2 weeks ago
Lagos, Portugal/ Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover |
I was chatting with a woman on another site, all was going will, we fixed a meeting then...
You will only meet others with me, she asks
We will, not meet others for a few years she informed me
She told me she had bought presents
It went on, I cancelled the hotel and the meet
I got some abuse and a request for my address so she could send the presents. No way! |
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By *IXEN200 OP Woman 2 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"I was chatting with a woman on another site, all was going will, we fixed a meeting then...
You will only meet others with me, she asks
We will, not meet others for a few years she informed me
She told me she had bought presents
It went on, I cancelled the hotel and the meet
I got some abuse and a request for my address so she could send the presents. No way!"
Oh that's not good, gas lighting at its best there |
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Had to jump from a second floor window into a massive snowdrift semi naked. This was to escape the gigantic brother of a beautiful Norwegian lady that I was 'cultural advisor' to escape certain death from him. |
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By *IXEN200 OP Woman 2 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"Had to jump from a second floor window into a massive snowdrift semi naked. This was to escape the gigantic brother of a beautiful Norwegian lady that I was 'cultural advisor' to escape certain death from him."
So you were a snow fox then  |
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"Had to jump from a second floor window into a massive snowdrift semi naked. This was to escape the gigantic brother of a beautiful Norwegian lady that I was 'cultural advisor' to escape certain death from him.
So you were a snow fox then "
I was actually an Arctic Fox. |
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By *IXEN200 OP Woman 2 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"Had to jump from a second floor window into a massive snowdrift semi naked. This was to escape the gigantic brother of a beautiful Norwegian lady that I was 'cultural advisor' to escape certain death from him.
So you were a snow fox then
I was actually an Arctic Fox."
That's the word I was looking for but it escaped me some how, damn quick them foxes |
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"Had to jump from a second floor window into a massive snowdrift semi naked. This was to escape the gigantic brother of a beautiful Norwegian lady that I was 'cultural advisor' to escape certain death from him.
So you were a snow fox then
I was actually an Arctic Fox.
That's the word I was looking for but it escaped me some how, damn quick them foxes"
Especially when carrying half their clothes |
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By *IXEN200 OP Woman 2 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"Had to jump from a second floor window into a massive snowdrift semi naked. This was to escape the gigantic brother of a beautiful Norwegian lady that I was 'cultural advisor' to escape certain death from him.
So you were a snow fox then
I was actually an Arctic Fox.
That's the word I was looking for but it escaped me some how, damn quick them foxes
Especially when carrying half their clothes"
Shape shifter ones they are tricky |
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