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"Goalie, at 5'1 I just don't have the reach
I thought the same about being a CB. But if Martinez can do it at 4'11", then I can too!  "
Who needs to be able to head the ball with good positioning and pace?
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Not a specific position but rather a type that I refer to as ‘novelty’ positions (many as practiced in the Karma Sutra) wherein one has to contort into unnatural postures that often impede the natural fluidity of movement.
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"Goalie, at 5'1 I just don't have the reach
I thought the same about being a CB. But if Martinez can do it at 4'11", then I can too!
Who needs to be able to head the ball with good positioning and pace?
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"Goalie, at 5'1 I just don't have the reach
I thought the same about being a CB. But if Martinez can do it at 4'11", then I can too!
Who needs to be able to head the ball with good positioning and pace?
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"We always ask what is everyone’s favourite position, but what’s your least favourite position to be in?"
I mean, I don't like playing left back or being the last one in the queue at a buffet. Those are some of my least favourite positions. |
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"Reverse cowgirl. So uncomfortable.
Mrs TMN x
This is the right answer. Feels like my cock could snap off at any moment.
It’s horrible!"
Reverse cowgirl that is, YOLO, not your penis. I’m sure it’s a treat. |
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"Reverse cowgirl. So uncomfortable.
Mrs TMN x
This is the right answer. Feels like my cock could snap off at any moment.
It’s horrible!
Reverse cowgirl that is, YOLO, not your penis. I’m sure it’s a treat."
I'll take 'not horrible' for the win. |
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"Reverse cowgirl. So uncomfortable.
Mrs TMN x
This is the right answer. Feels like my cock could snap off at any moment.
It’s horrible!
Reverse cowgirl that is, YOLO, not your penis. I’m sure it’s a treat.
I'll take 'not horrible' for the win."
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"Goalie, at 5'1 I just don't have the reach
I thought the same about being a CB. But if Martinez can do it at 4'11", then I can too!
Who needs to be able to head the ball with good positioning and pace?
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You disappoint me, Joe. We need a word about your place in the Fab First XI."
I was thinking more of a free role*, dictating the play
*Go whereever I want because I lack discipline |
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"Reverse cowgirl. So uncomfortable.
Mrs TMN x
This is the right answer. Feels like my cock could snap off at any moment.
I've attempted it a few times, doesnt feel 'normal'."
Agreed! It’s just an awkward funny angle |
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"Reverse cowgirl. So uncomfortable.
Mrs TMN x
This is the right answer. Feels like my cock could snap off at any moment.
I've attempted it a few times, doesnt feel 'normal'.
Agreed! It’s just an awkward funny angle "
Let's not do it so!! 🤣🤣😉 |
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"Reverse cowgirl. So uncomfortable.
Mrs TMN x
This is the right answer. Feels like my cock could snap off at any moment.
I've attempted it a few times, doesnt feel 'normal'.
Agreed! It’s just an awkward funny angle
Let's not do it so!! 🤣🤣😉"
Madame! We have terms 🫡🤣 |
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"Haha 😁
Anything else off limits while we’re about it? 🤣
A few things, yep 
Haha touché! An extensive and all inclusive list no doubt
Easier to divulge what I'm not into, that list is shorter!"
Well I’m all ears, in the interest of science, naturally |
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By *riSiMan 2 weeks ago
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I definitely like to see a (her) face to see reactions and kissing and some filthy whispering.
I get what some have said about 69, a bit too much going on. Reverse Cowgirl I quite like, but maybe I have an extra bendy dick?  |
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"Reverse cowgirl is better if you vary it up- if I lean forward then it’s a bit more comfortable for both but I don’t think that’s still called reverse cowgirl 🤣"
That’s called twerking on my dick |
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Doggy, it gives me no pleasure, but most men seem to love it.
69- doesn't turn me on either, I like the man between my thighs where I can see him.
Anything on top I don't mind for a bit but it's tiring! Plus you can feel self conscious.
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"I think this all has to do with who is where.
69 it's so uncomfortable.
I dislike a 69 too. Uncomfy, I cant concentrate on either task. Not for me. "
It makes no difference it's too do with the hight of the person, the contorting of the body and no matter what position you in it's impossible to give a decent BJ. |
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"Reverse cowgirl is better if you vary it up- if I lean forward then it’s a bit more comfortable for both but I don’t think that’s still called reverse cowgirl 🤣
That’s called twerking on my dick "
That’s exactly what I do! No complaints so far |
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