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over a year ago
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"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all  get your orders in"
Oooooh. Tea, 2, semi skimmed is fine.
Are there cakes too? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in
Oooooh. Tea, 2, semi skimmed is fine.
Are there cakes too?"
Full range of home made  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in
Oooooh. Tea, 2, semi skimmed is fine.
Are there cakes too?
Full range of home made "
Oh James. Your spoiling me!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in
Oooooh. Tea, 2, semi skimmed is fine.
Are there cakes too?
Full range of home made
Oh James. Your spoiling me! "
I aim to please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"tea please...just milk and some gooey chocolate cake to eat in ...thank you!!
Its on the way
...are you expecting a tip if i get good service off you ? x  "
Tips are great |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"got any crumpets?
Yes loads would you like some "
ooOO Plenty of butter please - i like them moist
And a nice cuppa ta
Milk & one small sugar, sweet enough  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"got any crumpets?
Yes loads would you like some
ooOO Plenty of butter please - i like them moist
And a nice cuppa ta
Milk & one small sugar, sweet enough "
I will get that made for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"got any crumpets?
Yes loads would you like some
ooOO Plenty of butter please - i like them moist
And a nice cuppa ta
Milk & one small sugar, sweet enough
I will get that made for you "
*grabs a squeeze as he bends over*
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in
Do u do home made chocolate n Guinness cake? N is it illy coffee (not that I'm AT ALL difficult lol)   "
All cakes are made by the local WI |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"got any crumpets?
Yes loads would you like some
ooOO Plenty of butter please - i like them moist
And a nice cuppa ta
Milk & one small sugar, sweet enough
I will get that made for you
*grabs a squeeze as he bends over*
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Cheeky |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a hot chocolate with a crumpet please x
Of course
Thank you x nice bum
Hehe 
Can I grab a quick feel whilst no one is looking "
As long as im not carrying coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a hot chocolate with a crumpet please x
Of course
Thank you x nice bum
Hehe
Can I grab a quick feel whilst no one is looking
As long as im not carrying coffee "
Ok will wait to you put it down x good now come here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a hot chocolate with a crumpet please x
Of course
Thank you x nice bum
Hehe
Can I grab a quick feel whilst no one is looking
As long as im not carrying coffee
Ok will wait to you put it down x good now come here "
Im coming |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in
Do u do home made chocolate n Guinness cake? N is it illy coffee (not that I'm AT ALL difficult lol)
ANDERSON - stop flirting wiv da birds -wot bout my choc/guinness cake n illy coffee m8  "
I need more staff do you want a job? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in
Do u do home made chocolate n Guinness cake? N is it illy coffee (not that I'm AT ALL difficult lol)
ANDERSON - stop flirting wiv da birds -wot bout my choc/guinness cake n illy coffee m8
I need more staff do you want a job? "
Yes give him the job then me and you can start where we left off yesterday lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in
Do u do home made chocolate n Guinness cake? N is it illy coffee (not that I'm AT ALL difficult lol)
ANDERSON - stop flirting wiv da birds -wot bout my choc/guinness cake n illy coffee m8
I need more staff do you want a job?
Yes give him the job then me and you can start where we left off yesterday lol xx "
Need staff! Im running round like a headless chicken trying to keep everyone happy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in
Do u do home made chocolate n Guinness cake? N is it illy coffee (not that I'm AT ALL difficult lol)
ANDERSON - stop flirting wiv da birds -wot bout my choc/guinness cake n illy coffee m8
I need more staff do you want a job? "
Oh NO - in life I only wanna b waited on hand,foot,finger n cock n to criticize lol. I hope u got topless waitresses n bottomless waiters - altho health n safety may ban that wiv hot coffee Hahahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in
Do u do home made chocolate n Guinness cake? N is it illy coffee (not that I'm AT ALL difficult lol)
ANDERSON - stop flirting wiv da birds -wot bout my choc/guinness cake n illy coffee m8
I need more staff do you want a job?
Oh NO - in life I only wanna b waited on hand,foot,finger n cock n to criticize lol. I hope u got topless waitresses n bottomless waiters - altho health n safety may ban that wiv hot coffee Hahahahahaha "
Only naked staff work here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in
Do u do home made chocolate n Guinness cake? N is it illy coffee (not that I'm AT ALL difficult lol)
ANDERSON - stop flirting wiv da birds -wot bout my choc/guinness cake n illy coffee m8
I need more staff do you want a job?
Oh NO - in life I only wanna b waited on hand,foot,finger n cock n to criticize lol. I hope u got topless waitresses n bottomless waiters - altho health n safety may ban that wiv hot coffee Hahahahahaha
Only naked staff work here oh I'll b right over - save me a VIP table! But remind me not to sit there drooling n open mouthed in case a member of staff pops their brandy snap down me throat lol  "
Mite be more than a brandy snap haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Better take my clothes off first 
Let me do that for you
Ooo haven't you got warm hands
Thats all the hot coffee
What's that poking in my back "
Hehe shush people are looking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in
Cappuccino please "
Chocolate sprinkles on top? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in
Cappuccino please
Chocolate sprinkles on top?"
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No thank you, I am sweet enough |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in
Cappuccino please
Chocolate sprinkles on top?\
No thank you, I am sweet enough "
You certainly are its on the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in
Cappuccino please
Chocolate sprinkles on top?\
No thank you, I am sweet enough
You certainly are its on the way "
Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sod it lets give the all a show minnie
Oh ok am more than happy to
Get on the table and spread them legs
Oh yes now what "
Im coming down Tongue and fingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sod it lets give the all a show minnie
Oh ok am more than happy to
Get on the table and spread them legs
Oh yes now what
Im coming down Tongue and fingers"
Oooh that feels good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sod it lets give the all a show minnie
Oh ok am more than happy to
Get on the table and spread them legs
Oh yes now what
Im coming down Tongue and fingers
Oooh that feels good "
Good hope people watching are enjoying |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ermmm, dont mean to interupt, but can I have a weak tea, milk no sugar please "
Yep hold on i will just get that for you and some free cake for waiting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ermmm, dont mean to interupt, but can I have a weak tea, milk no sugar please
Yep hold on i will just get that for you and some free cake for waiting "
Chocholate if you have it please xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ermmm, dont mean to interupt, but can I have a weak tea, milk no sugar please
Yep hold on i will just get that for you and some free cake for waiting
Chocholate if you have it please xx"
Extra large slice for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont forget about me lay here naked on the table
Minnie I think you be better he than me, so if you want my position? "
Better than the position i am.in now lol xx, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont forget about me lay here naked on the table
Minnie I think you be better he than me, so if you want my position? "
Better than the position i am.in now lol xx, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont forget about me lay here naked on the table
Minnie I think you be better he than me, so if you want my position? "
Better than the position i am.in now lol xx, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dont forget about me lay here naked on the table
Minnie I think you be better he than me, so if you want my position? "
Better than the position i am.in now lol xx, |
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