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Have you ever got anything stuck up your back passage???
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Had to set about a sofa with a saw and an axe once - was quite carthartic actually...
If you mean up your arse, then had a very anxious 15 minutes once sat on the loo whilst waiting for gravity to do it's work on the vibe that went in a bit further than it should have done  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My brother worked in A&E for a long time, some of the things he has extracted include a flute, a wind-up toy and half a tree branch from a priest who claimed he was "gardening in the nude and fell over..." |
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"Vibrating egg.....only cause the lead from it to the comtroller snaped. Took ages to get out.  "
Same here.. mine was wireless and hubby took great delight in pressing the on button whilst i had my fingers up my arse trying to coax the fucking thing out.. never try that again !!!!  |
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"How big was the egg?   "
it wasnt that big.. a wireless thing about a bit bigger than a chickens egg tho..
the problem was i just couldnt get a grip of the thing to pull it out.. and the more i Tried the tighter i seemed to get 
vaseline was the sponsor that night.. about half a huge tub.. i just couldnt face going to the hospital with a remote control sex toy stuck up my arse !!!.... no way |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"When I had the fridge and lots of boxes back there the cat got stuck for a couple of hours."
Looking at your avatar, I keep expecting a pottie (Michael Bentines Potty Time) to raise his head from yours  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"When I had the fridge and lots of boxes back there the cat got stuck for a couple of hours.
Looking at your avatar, I keep expecting a pottie (Michael Bentines Potty Time) to raise his head from yours "
I know it's not the most attractive pose but it's for the bloody avatar challenge. No Potty is coming out of my botty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vibrating egg.....only cause the lead from it to the comtroller snaped. Took ages to get out.
Same here.. mine was wireless and hubby took great delight in pressing the on button whilst i had my fingers up my arse trying to coax the fucking thing out.. never try that again !!!! "
Lol I sat on the toilet and squeezed it out. Was like giving birth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lot of people seem to panic if they lose a toy or two up their. There is no need to panic, always remember, it WILL come back down. By hunting around for it you might just push it further in, just relax, and let nature take its course. |
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