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"A Greggs sausage roll
Oooh, that'd be disappointing if it was, they taste horrible! 
In your opinion …"
Actually it was based on a survey. Admittedly I was the only participant in this survey by Greggs and got a free sausage roll, which I decided was horrible. |
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"An erect penis.
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"An erect penis.
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Erm, no I haven't gone one. Just a sausage that's been offered an anchor job on the local news. |
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"An erect penis.
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Aubergine 🍆
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Erm, no I haven't gone one. Just a sausage that's been offered an anchor job on the local news. "
No no, I’m sending them to you  |
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"An erect penis.
Mrs TMN x
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Aubergine 🍆
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Erm, no I haven't gone one. Just a sausage that's been offered an anchor job on the local news.
No no, I’m sending them to you "
Have you sent yet. My inbox is the usual white color atm? |
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"A kangaroo playing a trombone.
To fit a Kangaroo in your pocket would be respect. That it could also play the trombone is too far fetched to believe. "
I needed to explain the rhythmic twitching... |
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"A kangaroo playing a trombone.
To fit a Kangaroo in your pocket would be respect. That it could also play the trombone is too far fetched to believe.
I needed to explain the rhythmic twitching..."
Ah, ok, understood..... Wouldn't said rhythmic twitching make some sound though? What sound would it make? |
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"A sleeve of golf balls I just stole from sports direct.
You've just given away you're a poor golfer and lost all your other balls. I'll play you for a pint? "
They weren’t for me, they were for my wife. I don’t play much actual golf….. |
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"A sleeve of golf balls I just stole from sports direct.
You've just given away you're a poor golfer and lost all your other balls. I'll play you for a pint?
They weren’t for me, they were for my wife. I don’t play much actual golf….."
You mean to say,.... You've never spread your legs and let her practice her putting? |
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"Some pocket meat, a pepperami or maybe a pork pie.
B
What is pocket meat?!"
Meat that you keep in your pocket, such as a pepperarmi, corned beef or pork pie. But I think corned beef might be a bit flat.
B |
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"A kangaroo playing a trombone.
To fit a Kangaroo in your pocket would be respect. That it could also play the trombone is too far fetched to believe.
I needed to explain the rhythmic twitching...
Ah, ok, understood..... Wouldn't said rhythmic twitching make some sound though? What sound would it make? "
Muted, obviously. |
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Years ago, I was being massaged by an osteopath I’d seen many times and we were politely flirting. As he massaged my thighs (me on my tummy) I could feel that in his short pockets he had a torch, which seemed odd, and it kept brushing against me but being polite I didn’t mention it. It took me years to one day realise that wasn’t a torch 🤦♀️ |
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"Some pocket meat, a pepperami or maybe a pork pie.
B
What is pocket meat?!
Meat that you keep in your pocket, such as a pepperarmi, corned beef or pork pie. But I think corned beef might be a bit flat.
B"
So. Many. Questions. |
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"A sleeve of golf balls I just stole from sports direct.
You've just given away you're a poor golfer and lost all your other balls. I'll play you for a pint?
They weren’t for me, they were for my wife. I don’t play much actual golf…..
You mean to say,.... You've never spread your legs and let her practice her putting? "
I haven’t. But she has a bit of a case of the Tyrell Hatton’s so I’d hate to think what might happen if she missed a short one.
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