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What sort of patient are you?
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"As I lay here on the sofa the light ebbing away from me, I have finally succumbed to man flu, in my final few hours as my body composition turns from mainly water to mainly snot I have been reflecting on what kind of patient I was. Generally I'm Sheldon I want vapour rub gently massaged onto my chest whilst Mrs sings soft kitty, I'm demanding but responsive to kids kind treatment. Meanwhile Mrs who only has a minor chest infection has been like a Bear with a sore head and is the worst patient ever, hates being looked after, just because I tried touching her nips she punched me FFS. Mr Brain in need of TLC, out! So are you a martyr or a moaner?" *Kind treatment* not sure where kids came from excuse my delirium   | |||
