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By *rtyIan OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons

sexual innuendos that are suggestive but lighthearted enough to keep the humor flowing:

I'll start with

"Can you handle something this big?"

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By *lexeatonMan 3 weeks ago

Lichfield

"Ever been taken up the Shard?"

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By *a1970Man 3 weeks ago

East cork

You'd like my knots

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

"Do you have to put it there"

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By *ames_Joyce6969Man 3 weeks ago

Cherry Burton

Is it in yet?

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By *oodo222Man 3 weeks ago

WIGAN

Front or back entrance

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By *rtyIan OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Let me know when you’re ready to finish."

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By *uke OzadeMan 3 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

You grab hold of the shaft and I’ll take a big swing at the end with the club hammer.

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Did I hit the right spot

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By *nya NeesWoman 3 weeks ago

Brum

I would give you one but it's a bit hard

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By *ust want fun 888Man 3 weeks ago

nearby

Come on, open up, what’s that in your mouth

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By *ripfillMan 3 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Remember … the sign ?

“Family planning round the back “

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By *orbidden eastMan 3 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

Let’s just smashed the brown doors

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 3 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


""Ever been taken up the Shard?""

No, but I’ve taken a few ladies up the OXO Tower.

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By *aomilatteCouple 3 weeks ago

Midlands

Are you hungry?

Fancy Pork in Cider?

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By *elix SightedMan 3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

At my mate’s wedding, the father of the bride stood up and said “I was so proud when (the groom) took my daughter up the Amazon”. Cue raucous laughter from one table of naughty children 😬

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple 3 weeks ago

Durham


"Are you hungry?

Fancy Pork in Cider? "

I prefer Dickens Cider

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By *elix SightedMan 3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

During the pissup on the night before another mate’s wedding, I asked the groom what his bride-to-be was doing that very eve. He said “She’s plaiting her bridesmaid” and that forever became innuendo for having a ladywank.

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By *end1Man 3 weeks ago

southend on sea

So back in the day when I was a player on all dating sites I found sexual innuendo's was a great way into a woman's knickers. Including a woman who stated she doesn't put out on a first date. 2 hours later I was in her bed drained of my babyfat 😊

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 3 weeks ago

Pontypool

Ohhhh, so that's what that does!

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By *rtyIan OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Mind if I get a taste?"

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 3 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I'm not very good with innuendos Ian, maybe you could give me one.

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By *rtyIan OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I'm not very good with innuendos Ian, maybe you could give me one.

"

. "I’m more of a hands-on type of person."

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By *ermite12ukMan 3 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

A rather blessed young lady (in her twenties) was wearing a Diesel tee shirt in the pub, one evening.

My boss clocked her and asked her if she was a 2 litre?

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