"Let’s spoil the party by saying that just because a woman says she likes a beard, doesn’t mean she likes you.
If it was as easy as owning a beard, I’d be drowning in fanny. "
How on earth do you "own" a beard? Unless you've actually purchased a fake beard from Beards Are Us or Beard U Like then you grow one. |
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"Let’s spoil the party by saying that just because a woman says she likes a beard, doesn’t mean she likes you.
If it was as easy as owning a beard, I’d be drowning in fanny.
How on earth do you "own" a beard? Unless you've actually purchased a fake beard from Beards Are Us or Beard U Like then you grow one."
Just a figure of speech, chill your beans.  |
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I love my beard. I love the way at night when I reach for the pint of ribena and attempt to drink it sideways it trickles down the moustache part of my beard and gets absorbed. I then lick my 'tash/beard for 'second helpings' |
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I've been know to have an admiration for beards and body hair. The beard I like it's texture, the density of hair growth,the angle on the jawline, the tone in it's colour , how it feels and looks ... you get my point 🫦 |
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