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"You mean it slipped in the wrong hole kind of accident?
I thought he meant more shit down the shaft kind of accident. You know, poop down the pecker. Turd down the todger.
🤢"
Sorry for the graphic nature, but once I saw the alliteration, I had to keep it going 😅 |
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"You mean it slipped in the wrong hole kind of accident?
I thought he meant more shit down the shaft kind of accident. You know, poop down the pecker. Turd down the todger.
🤢
Sorry for the graphic nature, but once I saw the alliteration, I had to keep it going 😅"
All good made me laugh and grossed out at the same time |
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"But has anyone actually experienced any anal 'accidents' should we say..."
Not personally, but we had 3 messages from the same friend of ours in 2024 saying "I've burnt my bum hole again"
She's the gift that keeps on giving |
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By *end1Man 3 weeks ago
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Yes I met a woman from another site met for drinks back to mine both enjoying eachother and I'm taking her doggie when she asks do I enjoy anal. Obviously I'm a guy so of course I do I reply so I'm now deep inside her bum feeling tight she's moaning and a few minutes later I started to smell a smell and a wet feeling! So I look down and my cock is covered in runny poop🤢🤢 |
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Ah yes, the porn pervading myth of pristine clean anal sex…
The preparation necessary to guarantee that kind of cleanliness starts three or 4 days before the action - controlled diet, laxatives, douching again, and again..
Normal people and amateur anal sex comes at a risk of shit getting involved. It’s gonna happen. Baby wipes, using a condom, being able to discreetly get rid of a nugget of poo that just followed your cock as you pulled out… Some lucky people have bowels that just naturally clear out in the stretch that gets used for sex with minimal prep, some just don’t get that risk free pass… Be Prepared as a Brownie would say.. |
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Twice, and I'll tell you, the pain is like nothing you can imagine. It short circuits your brain and locks your body at the same time.
Looking back now, I'm pretty sure one wasn't an accident and more the guy just taking his chance. I think this happens more than we would like to admit |
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