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I'm 41 and I can't pick up a 'clicky' biro without clicking it several times before using it |
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By *r TriomanMan 6 days ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"52. Can't ride a bike  "
What???? Of course you can, it's as easy as.... 
I'm 63 and there's loads that I can't do, most notably, single although, I love to "single" a lot. |
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By *r TriomanMan 6 days ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
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By *r TriomanMan 6 days ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"52. Can't ride a bike
What???? Of course you can, it's as easy as....
I'm 63 and there's loads that I can't do, most notably, single although, I love to "single" a lot."
#... Love to "sing" a lot |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 6 days ago
pink panther territory |
I'm 63 and can't drive  |
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I’m 51 & I’ve been able to do a cartwheel |
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51 and can’t cope with hangover’s |
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Nearly 60 Now
Need glasses for reading
I know it’s not much but I love reading books as you get older
Bones creak especially at 04.30 in the morning
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By *oxy-RedWoman 6 days ago
pink panther territory |
"Nearly 60 Now
Need glasses for reading
I know it’s not much but I love reading books as you get older
Bones creak especially at 04.30 in the morning
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I feel your pain |
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47 and can't enjoy a wank.
It does nothing for me |
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60. I can’t get a shinny kitchen work service |
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67 . And can’t meet a lot of people on here due to age |
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Age 61 and can not run like forest gum |
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By *ack688Man 6 days ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
61, and I can’t play the piano, but it’s on the list, there’s still time hopefully |
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By *emma200Woman 6 days ago
Warwickshire |
42 and still can’t make Yorkshire puddings 🙄 |
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I'm 33 and can't swim 🫣
Glad to see others the same as me! |
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I'm 54 and can't state my age properly on Fab. |
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Where 42 / 46 and can’t flirt to save our life’s
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I'm 68 and I can't screw the lid back on jars first time |
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53.5 and I absolutely cannot wait for summer !!!! |
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51 and can't leave the house without checking that I've locked the door a gazillion times! |
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I'm 55 and I can't stop working anytime soon |
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49 and can't play a musical instrument, I wasn't even allowed to play the triangle at school! |
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By *YDB75Man 6 days ago
East Yorkie |
49 and cant move without creaking and groaning |
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By *avexxMan 6 days ago
cheshire |
could never do a one armed press up... as for now got a job get out of the bloody chair |
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P is 33 and can't get a USB lead in the plug the right way up, first time |
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"51 and can't leave the house without checking that I've locked the door a gazillion times!"
Oh god! Join the club. |
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By *ayTVTV/TS 6 days ago
North Yorkshire |
69 and can't swim |
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"44 and can't sew on a button."
I can teach you, YOLO |
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69 and I can't change my age.
Everything else I can achieve without difficulty.
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By *rAitchMan 6 days ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
61 and can't play the guitar - even though I own three of them!
I also can't play the trumpet, and I have one of those, too |
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50s and can’t sing or eat vegetables |
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"I'm 41 and I can't pick up a 'clicky' biro without clicking it several times before using it"
Lol, for me it's BBQ tongs - if I clack them together at least twice before I can use them |
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Think my memory has gone
Lost fecking car keys
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Nearly 60 and despite many tries cannot speak Spainish. Ms |
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46 and still can’t master the ukulele |
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By *apinMan 6 days ago
London |
Im 47 and I can't beat a tortoise in a race |
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34 and cant be honest about my age! |
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By *avexxMan 6 days ago
cheshire |
64 and still cant do the splits |
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I'm 37 this month, and I've never been able to whistle. |
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I’m 39 and 36 quarters and I can’t admit I’m 48. |
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"51 and can't leave the house without checking that I've locked the door a gazillion times!"
Don't forget the windows in warmer weather! |
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I'm 65 and I can't resist a hot gilf  |
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"51 and can't leave the house without checking that I've locked the door a gazillion times!
Don't forget the windows in warmer weather!"
Now that's going to take me even longer to leave 😱 |
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38 and can't go in the house until I've pressed the lock doors button on my car keys about 5 times |
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56 can't stand up without groaning |
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By *ixie888Woman 6 days ago
Newcastle under Lyme |
I'm 53 and can't do DIY  |
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By *acd03Man 6 days ago
Naughtyville |
I'm 40 and I can't believe it ain't butter |
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"I'm 63 and can't drive "
Do you mean you don’t have a license or is it that you just can’t drive |
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I'm 37 and I proudly announce that I can not actually whistle |
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36 and still can't get a meet off here lol |
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42 and can't dance worth a damn. |
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By *imale46ukMan 6 days ago
chesterfield derbyshire |
iam 55 cannot stop wanking over my x wifes pictures of her being fucked i was a cuckold husband for 12 yrs |
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I'm 50 and I can't change a tyre 😳 |
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im 28 and cant get messaged by a woman first on this site 😂 |
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54. Can't sit down at the end of the day without letting out a big sigh.. |
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53
Can't hold my breathe for 2 minutes. |
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"44 and can't whistle 😅"
Glad to know I'm not the only one |
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43 and can't make a correct decision in life |
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"I'm 37 this month, and I've never been able to whistle."
48 and still can’t whistle |
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55 and i cant do a hotty on fab  |
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"Im 47 and I can't beat a tortoise in a race"
If superman had a cock that big. He would not be able to fly.
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"Im 47 and I can't beat a tortoise in a raceIf superman had a cock that big. He would not be able to fly."
By the way I am 70. And I can't get layed. |
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By *onyjoCouple 6 days ago
Peterborough |
63, can't sit up in bed without the sound effects |
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55 I can’t believe it’s not butter 😉 |
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37 and cant motivate myself to finish my diy |
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"67 can't drive"
Some people are born to drive and others are born to be driven  |
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I'm 53 and can't get out of a pool without using the ladder or steps. |
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42, I can’t lick my own bum crack while wing gliding.
The mr |
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By *onyjoCouple 6 days ago
Peterborough |
"63, can't sit up in bed without the sound effects "
I can vouch for that one
Signed mrs |
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I'm 70 and I can't run any more |
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40 and can't keep my mouth shut |
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Piss in the sink without a ladder |
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By *avexxMan 6 days ago
cheshire |
"Piss in the sink without a ladder"
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By *a1970Man 6 days ago
East cork |
"Piss in the sink without a ladder"
love this.... How's the ladder help
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"Piss in the sink without a ladderlove this.... How's the ladder help"
I don't have a dick I can just flop over the side. Wish I did |
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By *a1970Man 6 days ago
East cork |
Ahhh..... But you could sit on it... So need the ladder... Are you a hobbit |
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I’m 50 and I can never put the bin out on the right bin day |
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By *a1970Man 6 days ago
East cork |
"I’m 50 and I can never put the bin out on the right bin day "
opps..... That's me
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I'm 25 and I can never get the temperature in the shower just right! |
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I’m 50 and can’t get out of bed on winter mornings! |
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By *a1970Man 6 days ago
East cork |
"I’m 50 and can’t get out of bed on winter mornings! "
I wouldn't let you out
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I'm 39 and can't find a reliable fwb 😭 |
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By *inderbox10Man 6 days ago
Enjoying Maspalomas and Playa del Inglés |
55 and can't touch type...
Need to get on a Pitmans training session..✒️😅 |
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By *B69Woman 6 days ago
Wiltshire |
I’m 55 and can’t be arsed today |
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By *ripfillMan 6 days ago
Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant |
62 and apparently i can’t multitask except sleep and the odd snore  |
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By *ony MannMan 6 days ago
Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura |
66, keep weight off at Christmas. Almost back to 88K again and improving |
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By *a1970Man 6 days ago
East cork |
"I'm 39 and can't find a reliable fwb 😭"
welcome to my world
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By *tu-82Man 6 days ago
Blackpool, North Shore |
44 can't drive. But do ride a motorbike lol |
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"42 and still can’t make Yorkshire puddings 🙄"
Now this is fucking easypeasy and is as follows
3 eggs
120g cornflour
180ml milk(semi skimmed works best)
Blend it and I mean like gun it until it starts to froth
Oven nice and hot (220) yorkie trays in and a flat teaspoon of lard in each, pour your mix in equal amounts in each and never ever open the oven door until they are ready, you are allowed to look at them through the glass.
Experiment with times, temperature and your oven as they are all different but the mix should always be the same, my work here is done, salutes |
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47 and can't be arsed todo alot of things. |
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By *a1970Man 6 days ago
East cork |
I'm too old to rember my age |
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By *pthillMan 6 days ago
st shithole |
57,,, be a woke leftist dickhead |
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Hmm I've never used cornflour . |
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47 and get chatting to people on here |
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By *enk15Man 6 days ago
Evesham |
30 something and I can’t dance, I can’t talk, only thing about me is the way I walk. |
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I'm 25, and I don't have a perfect body or a perfect face!
Nor can I kick a football in roughly the direction I want it to go! |
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35 , can’t go a single day without wanking |
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"I’m 47 & can’t pull 😢"
If you can't pull then we are all buggered |
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By *hane69Man 6 days ago
Littleborough |
Age 55 and can't go on a Club 18-30 holiday |
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I'm 30 and I still can't cook pasta without it being enough to feed the whole street |
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"I’m 47 & can’t pull 😢
If you can't pull then we are all buggered "
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By *inderbox10Man 6 days ago
Enjoying Maspalomas and Playa del Inglés |
"Experience a mfm 3sum"
Plenty time yet..... 😅 |
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55 and can’t whistle, can’t click my fingers and still never mastered making those fart noises with my hand in my armpit |
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I’m 32 and I can’t parallel park.
I’m 32 and I can’t spell parallel
I’m 32 and I can’t ride a bike |
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She ^ also struggles with a Chicken, Ham and Leek pie. |
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By *inderbox10Man 6 days ago
Enjoying Maspalomas and Playa del Inglés |
"55 and can’t whistle, can’t click my fingers and still never mastered making those fart noises with my hand in my armpit "
I wouldn't worry about those, you've got plenty other Fab attributes😜😜😜 |
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I’m 55 and can’t eat gluten or dairy without risk of poopage. |
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I’m 68 and can no longer suck my own cock |
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37 can't stretch too hard without something popping or pulling |
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Nearly sixty and can't whistle |
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Approaching 60 and can't swim anymore |
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I’m 56 and there’s nothing I can’t do |
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"45 and can't speak french. "
So you let the funky music do the talking, talking... |
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47 can’t find bi couple to meet ! |
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46 and can’t remember what the question was 😕 |
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I am 65 ...and cannot stay hard when I put a condom on. |
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By *utieBbwWoman 6 days ago
Somewhere in Antrim :0) |
45 and can't drive 😁 |
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By *dnamMan 6 days ago
hook |
56 and can’t remember what I went into that room for… but I know I needed it! |
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By *afkaMan 5 days ago
Nottingham (ish) |
I'm 51 and can't stand snowflakes |
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I'm 45 and I lack the ability to cook just the right amount of spaghetti to feed however many people I'm cooking for |
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I’m 44 and can’t work a USB pen drive |
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Your yorkshire puddings look great in your photo |
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I'm 29 and I still can't resist riding the trolley down an empty supermarket aisle |
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I'm 51 but still find it difficult to pick up women in a nightclub.
I need step by step basic guidance |
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I’m 30 and I’m very good with my tongue 👅 |
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