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What would you like to do to the person above?- Round 24

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By *ittleMissMinion OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

La La Land

Do tell

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By *midnight-Woman 4 weeks ago

...

Oh my.. where to start

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By *effdelightMan 4 weeks ago

Grimsby


"Oh my.. where to start "

Lick her nipples to begin with...

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By *inderbox10Man 4 weeks ago

Playa del Inglés and Maspalomas


"Oh my.. where to start "

Nympha Luxuria

Invite her out to join me in Playa del Inglés to try and convince her to change her profile likes and dislikes 🤔

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By *uzzieboyMan 4 weeks ago

taunton

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By *uzzieboyMan 4 weeks ago

taunton

Buy him a beer

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By *erbysGentMan 4 weeks ago

Ilkeston

But a coffee and chat about fab experiences

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By *ittleMissMinion OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

La La Land

Go for a wintery walk in any of the locations in his profile pics

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By *NormalMan01Man 4 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Go for a wintery walk in any of the locations in his profile pics "

Convince her that new isn’t necessarily scary 😉😂

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By *nya NeesWoman 4 weeks ago

Brum


"Go for a wintery walk in any of the locations in his profile pics

Convince her that new isn’t necessarily scary 😉😂"

Get him down this end of the country

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By *.nottsbloke..Man 4 weeks ago

the vale

Play with them boobs

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By *amilton cuck coupleCouple 4 weeks ago

Hamilton

Take him shopping for new underwear

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By *ooking4fun69XXXMan 4 weeks ago

Limerick

dp his wife

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By *arah SimpsonCouple 4 weeks ago

London

Close the toilet seat

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By *inAndTonic21Couple 4 weeks ago

Merseyside


"Close the toilet seat"

Play naked twister

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By *rispyDuckMan 4 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Ask them for help painting 🖼️ my dining room

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By *exyScientistsCouple 4 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Ask them for help painting 🖼️ my dining room "

Bring me a Chinese for dinner 🤔😋

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By *NormalMan01Man 4 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Ask them for help painting 🖼️ my dining room

Bring me a Chinese for dinner 🤔😋"

Carry out some explosive chemistry 😉

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago


"Ask them for help painting 🖼️ my dining room

Bring me a Chinese for dinner 🤔😋

Carry out some explosive chemistry 😉"

Drinks

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By *eroLondonMan 4 weeks ago

Mayfair

Cartography lessons. 🗺️

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 4 weeks ago

North West

Rub n'duja in his eye

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By *avexxMan 4 weeks ago

cheshire

[Removed by poster at 18/01/25 14:08:41]

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By *FGIHMan 4 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Rub n'duja in his eye "

Have a tit wank with those great tits

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By *educing_EmCouple 4 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Rub n'duja in his eye

Have a tit wank with those great tits"

See how many coat hangers I could hang on his willy

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By *avexxMan 4 weeks ago

cheshire

squeeze them cheeks

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 4 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Rub n'duja in his eye

Have a tit wank with those great tits

See how many coat hangers I could hang on his willy"

Naked subbbuteo.

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By *ove2watchMan 4 weeks ago

weymouth


"Rub n'duja in his eye

Have a tit wank with those great tits

See how many coat hangers I could hang on his willy"

Pull her by hair and suck on her neck

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 4 weeks ago

North West

^^^Give him a good slap

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By *ildmanYorksMan 4 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"^^^Give him a good slap "

Have a good play with her boobs!

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By *rT25Man 4 weeks ago

South Yorkshire

Hair cut ✂️

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By *FGIHMan 4 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Hair cut ✂️"

Pint

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By *ittleMissMinion OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

La La Land


"Hair cut ✂️

Pint"

Shots!!!! 🥃

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By *a1970Man 4 weeks ago

East cork

Omg.... Anything she asks

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By *avexxMan 4 weeks ago

cheshire

pint

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By *a1970Man 4 weeks ago

East cork

I'm in... You buying?

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By *layfullsamMan 4 weeks ago

Solihull

Pint and girl watching

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By *avexxMan 4 weeks ago

cheshire


"I'm in... You buying? "
,,, 2 pints shandy coming up

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By *a1970Man 4 weeks ago

East cork

Ask the lady to join us

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By *FGIHMan 4 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Eat his pineapple

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By *eroLondonMan 4 weeks ago

Mayfair

Give him some pineapple 🍍 vouchers.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 4 weeks ago

Reading


"Give him some pineapple 🍍 vouchers."

Take him to the opera.

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By *aryportmeatMan 4 weeks ago

Maryport


"Give him some pineapple 🍍 vouchers.

Take him to the opera."

Climb on that bed with her

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By *pstanding CitizenMan 4 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Give him some pineapple 🍍 vouchers.

Take him to the opera."

Get my head between them epic boobs

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By *ife NinjaMan 4 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Give him some pineapple 🍍 vouchers.

Take him to the opera."

Tongue in her hole

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By *usurrusCouple 4 weeks ago

North West.


"Give him some pineapple 🍍 vouchers.

Take him to the opera.

Tongue in her hole "

Give him a pair of gloves - I need a hand in the garden.

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By *eroLondonMan 4 weeks ago

Mayfair

Watch 'Opera' Winfrey with him. 📺

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By *ife NinjaMan 4 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Watch 'Opera' Winfrey with him. 📺"

Take me to one of his posh bars for a beer

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By *a1970Man 4 weeks ago

East cork

Pint

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By *ittleMissMinion OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

La La Land

Use him as a life buoy as I take a swim in the sea 🏊🏻‍♀️

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By *ife NinjaMan 4 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Use him as a life buoy as I take a swim in the sea 🏊🏻‍♀️"

Classy meal

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By *ondiego85Man 4 weeks ago

nottingham


"Use him as a life buoy as I take a swim in the sea 🏊🏻‍♀️

Classy meal "

Ask him if he knows where I can buy a good pit of shoes

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By *allGuy1000Man 4 weeks ago

Reading

[Removed by poster at 18/01/25 17:24:57]

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By *a1970Man 4 weeks ago

East cork

Blow away the tissue

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By *ondiego85Man 4 weeks ago

nottingham


"Blow away the tissue "

It’s getting windy here…

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By *rT25Man 4 weeks ago

South Yorkshire

I'd take him to the salon for someone to wax him

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By *ittleMissMinion OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

La La Land

Back, crack and sack wax

With sellotape

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By *nya NeesWoman 4 weeks ago

Brum


"Back, crack and sack wax

With sellotape "

So many naughty things 🤣😛

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By *avexxMan 4 weeks ago

cheshire

rub down and massage

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By *a1970Man 4 weeks ago

East cork

Loads of drink

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 4 weeks ago

Next Door


"Loads of drink"

Turn his pineapple upside down

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By *tanley FunseekerMan 4 weeks ago

stanley

I’d like to get my hands on those long legs please

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By *a1970Man 4 weeks ago

East cork

Wow.... Fantastic legs

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By *uzzieboyMan 3 weeks ago

taunton


"But a coffee and chat about fab experiences"

Oh the story’s worth just having the coffee

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By *ete le MeatMan 3 weeks ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

Buy him a beer

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Buy him a beer"

Buy him some j-cloths for his clean up operations

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By *ure_and_InnocentWoman 3 weeks ago

Knaresborough

Everything!

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By *ashedMan 3 weeks ago

hemel

What ever I could get away with

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By *avexxMan 3 weeks ago

cheshire

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By *ure_and_InnocentWoman 3 weeks ago

Knaresborough


"What ever I could get away with "

Probably not a lot 🤣

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By *a1970Man 3 weeks ago

East cork

Remove the towel

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By *upersonic SamMan 3 weeks ago

wigan


"What ever I could get away with

Probably not a lot 🤣"

Tie her to the bed, blindfold on and then whatever I want! X

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By *avexxMan 3 weeks ago

cheshire

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By *orny salesmanMan 3 weeks ago

Preston


"What ever I could get away with

Probably not a lot 🤣"

Why can't your profile be above mine lol what wouldn't I do would be a better question

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By *ure_and_InnocentWoman 3 weeks ago

Knaresborough


"What ever I could get away with

Probably not a lot 🤣

Why can't your profile be above mine lol what wouldn't I do would be a better question "

I can be below instead lol

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

Slide it in her arse while she sucking on cock

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By *a1970Man 3 weeks ago

East cork

I'd quite happily watch

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By *ittleMissMinion OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

La La Land

Fancy a cuppa? ☕

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Fancy a cuppa? ☕"

Boil the kettle

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By *ouple-looking99Couple 3 weeks ago

south

Watch her with my mrs

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By *ashedMan 3 weeks ago

hemel

Watch them too

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By *jaay93Man 3 weeks ago

margate

Watch him fuck my Mrs while I fuck his

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 3 weeks ago

Northerner/Sometimes South East


"Watch her with my mrs "

Watch also 👀

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By *allGuy1000Man 3 weeks ago

Reading

Fuck you while you watched them

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By *ashedMan 3 weeks ago

hemel


"Watch her with my mrs

Watch also 👀"

Would you not join in

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 19/01/25 09:42:40]

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By *allGuy1000Man 3 weeks ago

Reading

An orgy ….why not

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 3 weeks ago

Northerner/Sometimes South East

Sounds like an orgy is about to happen 😂😂

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By *inkyboots69TV/TS 3 weeks ago

Cambs

Worship that body and cock, then get fucked.

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By *oppet22TV/TS 3 weeks ago

huddersfield

Clubing then hrs of fun after

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By *ustAnotherMan 3 weeks ago

Mids

An orgy where everyone goes to do something to another man by mistake then deletes their post!

Sounds like a very confusing room. Might not get the mood moving

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By *inkyboots69TV/TS 3 weeks ago

Cambs


"Clubing then hrs of fun after"

Mmmmm yes please xx

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By *haiababeWoman 3 weeks ago

North devon

Find out where they get there nice boots from. Lol

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By *talianabsMan 3 weeks ago

London

Wet t-shirt competition

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By *oppet22TV/TS 3 weeks ago

huddersfield

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By *oppet22TV/TS 3 weeks ago

huddersfield

Drinks

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By *inkyboots69TV/TS 3 weeks ago

Cambs


"Find out where they get there nice boots from. Lol"

Online, I have a red pair arriving today xx

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By *allWithTatsMan 3 weeks ago

Hyrule

Go out for drinks and wingman/wingwoman the night away!

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple 3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Out for drinks and a giggle

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By *ungMarried2020Man 3 weeks ago

Halifax


"Out for drinks and a giggle"

Suck her clit until she cums on my face

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By *avexxMan 3 weeks ago

cheshire

pint

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By *he ShivsCouple 3 weeks ago

Fife

Ask him to talk me through his suit collection.

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By *ripfillMan 3 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Paint in oils … almond because it’s edible

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By *ndrew999Man 3 weeks ago

Cumbria area

Lovely threesome xx

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By *ndrew999Man 3 weeks ago

Cumbria area

With the Shivs that was

X

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By *littleextraWoman 3 weeks ago

Lisburn

Lick out

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Invite her sit on my lap

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By *upersonic SamMan 3 weeks ago

wigan

Go out and find a gorgeous lady to double team

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By *ripfillMan 3 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant


"With the Shivs that was

X"

Awwww ! lol

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 3 weeks ago

Essex


"With the Shivs that was

X

Awwww ! lol "

Tie him up….

Then nick his mirrors 🤣

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By *upersonic SamMan 3 weeks ago

wigan


"With the Shivs that was

X

Awwww ! lol

Tie him up….

Then nick his mirrors 🤣"

Bend her over the kitchen worktop, lift her dress, knickers to the side and fuck her fast and deep as she clings on for dear life

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By *it4uMan 3 weeks ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France


"With the Shivs that was

X

Awwww ! lol

Tie him up….

Then nick his mirrors 🤣"

Share that bed that you’re posing on, the duvet looks cosy.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"With the Shivs that was

X

Awwww ! lol

Tie him up….

Then nick his mirrors 🤣

Share that bed that you’re posing on, the duvet looks cosy."

Put a spoon on a crayon like a see-saw. And with a box of Maltesers next to me, load them into the spoon one by one. Smash down on the spoon and catapult them high into the air where he will be sat on a wheely office chair. Naked of course, except for a spangly glittery thong. His whole body will be covered in sellotape and he will be bound to the chair. His legs would be free to power and steer the chair, trying to catch the Maltesers in his mouth.

For every successful catch, Beethoven's 1812 overture will sound out loud. If he manages to catch more than 5 he will be spared.

If he manages 5 he will be given a melted Malteser enema by a lovely lady I know on here with a little bit of a medical background (codename Fritzel).

Or something like that.

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By *rT25Man 3 weeks ago

South Yorkshire

Send him on a food hygiene course🙈🤣

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

It clearly doesn't recognise the symbol for 'less than' (5)

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By *ripfillMan 3 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant


"With the Shivs that was

X

Awwww ! lol

Tie him up….

Then nick his mirrors 🤣

Share that bed that you’re posing on, the duvet looks cosy."

Thank you that’s incredibly helpful!

And worthy of great thought !

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

Thank you that’s incredibly helpful!

And worthy of great thought ! "

I'd let him be astounded by my quite reasonably sized boobs

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By *eggy8574Man 3 weeks ago

WANTAGE

Definitely coffee and a chat!

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By *ACOLCouple 3 weeks ago

limerick

Sun tanning it is... not sure about the weather.

Lina

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 3 weeks ago

Essex


"Sun tanning it is... not sure about the weather.

Lina"

We’re going to a comicon

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By *.nottsbloke..Man 3 weeks ago

the vale


"Sun tanning it is... not sure about the weather.

Lina

We’re going to a comicon "

Motor boat

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By *ot so needyMan 3 weeks ago

Galway


"Sun tanning it is... not sure about the weather.

Lina

We’re going to a comicon

Motor boat"

Teach him how to rotate a picture.

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By *ickedtiesWoman 3 weeks ago

limerick


"Sun tanning it is... not sure about the weather.

Lina

We’re going to a comicon

Motor boat

Teach him how to rotate a picture.

"

Kiss 💋

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Sun tanning it is... not sure about the weather.

Lina

We’re going to a comicon

Motor boat

Teach him how to rotate a picture.

Kiss 💋 "

Skinny dip x

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By *ot so needyMan 3 weeks ago

Galway


"Sun tanning it is... not sure about the weather.

Lina

We’re going to a comicon

Motor boat

Teach him how to rotate a picture.

Kiss 💋 "

Will show you later.

Too explicit to mention here

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By *ot so needyMan 3 weeks ago

Galway


"Sun tanning it is... not sure about the weather.

Lina

We’re going to a comicon

Motor boat

Teach him how to rotate a picture.

Kiss 💋

Skinny dip x"

Swimming lessons

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By *rT25Man 3 weeks ago

South Yorkshire

🍻🍻🍻🍻

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By *eroLondonMan 3 weeks ago

Mayfair

Gin and Cake.

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By *ete le MeatMan 3 weeks ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

Get him some underpants

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By *dan0945Man 3 weeks ago

Rugby

Help him spray a load on all those lovely tits in his pics!

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Help him spray a load on all those lovely tits in his pics!"

Give him a massage

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 3 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Help him spray a load on all those lovely tits in his pics!

Give him a massage"

Supply the oil

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By *layfullsamMan 3 weeks ago

Solihull

Firm hand shake and a pint while piercing the ladies

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By *atman_and_PoisonIvyCouple 3 weeks ago

North Worcestershire


"Firm hand shake and a pint while piercing the ladies"

Buy a round of drinks, maybe

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By *eroLondonMan 3 weeks ago

Mayfair

Cøcktåils in Gotham City. 🍸🍸🍸

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman 3 weeks ago

Cardiff

Drinks At The Connaught

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By *aughtywelsh89Man 3 weeks ago

Pontyclun

Drinks

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By *riar BelisseWoman 3 weeks ago

On Holibobs

Pizza

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By *layfullsamMan 3 weeks ago

Solihull


"Pizza"

Naked snuggle watching an old comedy film

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Pizza"

Add pineapple and take a slice

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By *a1970Man 3 weeks ago

East cork

Join forces and find a word. An for mfm

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 3 weeks ago

Essex


"Join forces and find a word. An for mfm"

Give him a dictionary- full of words 🤣

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By *oxy-RedWoman 3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Join forces and find a word. An for mfm

Give him a dictionary- full of words 🤣"

Get the gin out and have a natter

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Join forces and find a word. An for mfm

Give him a dictionary- full of words 🤣"

Share a bath with

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By *kbwc1995Man 3 weeks ago

manchester

Have a beer with lol

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By *a1970Man 3 weeks ago

East cork


"Join forces and find a word. An for mfm

Give him a dictionary- full of words 🤣"

send you a better message after I've leant how to spell with the dictionary

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Pint of Murphys

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 3 weeks ago

the moon

Jack shit

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By *ripfillMan 3 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

[Removed by poster at 19/01/25 15:38:10]

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By *a1970Man 3 weeks ago

East cork

Borrow his mirror

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By *anillaboyMan 3 weeks ago

london

Eat his pineapple 🤣🤣🤣

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By *enuine MikeMan 3 weeks ago

Guildford


"Do tell "

Nothing because you aren't looking for single guys.🤷‍♂️

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 3 weeks ago

Northerner/Sometimes South East

Ask for tips on how he keeps his whites so white

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By *upersonic SamMan 3 weeks ago

wigan


"Ask for tips on how he keeps his whites so white "

Fuck her bum and wipe my cock on her curtains

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 3 weeks ago

Home


"Ask for tips on how he keeps his whites so white

Fuck her bum and wipe my cock on her curtains "

play a game of darts 🎯

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By *rMrMrsMrsCouple 3 weeks ago

durham


"Ask for tips on how he keeps his whites so white

Fuck her bum and wipe my cock on her curtains

play a game of darts 🎯"

Brilliant

😂😂😂😂😂

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Ask for tips on how he keeps his whites so white

Fuck her bum and wipe my cock on her curtains

play a game of darts 🎯

Brilliant

😂😂😂😂😂"

Tease, then fuck off home and watch Deal or No Deal.

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Ask for tips on how he keeps his whites so white

Fuck her bum and wipe my cock on her curtains

play a game of darts 🎯

Brilliant

😂😂😂😂😂"

Invite her to sit on my lap

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By *ickdanMan 3 weeks ago

barnoldswick


"Ask for tips on how he keeps his whites so white

Fuck her bum and wipe my cock on her curtains

play a game of darts 🎯

Brilliant

😂😂😂😂😂"

have her and the other half round

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By *att1990xxxMan 3 weeks ago

Plymouth

Shave his pubes!

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By *riar BelisseWoman 3 weeks ago

On Holibobs

Cheese Sandwich

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By *a1970Man 3 weeks ago

East cork

Dinner

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By *he Silver FuxMan 3 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Wardrobe makeover

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By *a1970Man 3 weeks ago

East cork

Take your advice gladly

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By *riar BelisseWoman 3 weeks ago

On Holibobs

Drinks

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By *eckard2019Man 3 weeks ago

North West Durham


"Drinks"

Foot massage

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By *ife NinjaMan 3 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Drinks"

Meal, snog, rub down in a bath of baby oil

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Drinks

Meal, snog, rub down in a bath of baby oil "

Lead him in by his tie, whilst he tries to escape

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By *eckard2019Man 3 weeks ago

North West Durham

Nuzzle and then nuzzle some more

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By *a1970Man 3 weeks ago

East cork

Drink

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By *talianabsMan 3 weeks ago

London

Pint

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By *riar BelisseWoman 3 weeks ago

On Holibobs

Oil those abs

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By *dam1971Man 3 weeks ago

Bedford

High five

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By *riar BelisseWoman 3 weeks ago

On Holibobs


"High five "

Ahem....wheres my cuppa...

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By *dam1971Man 3 weeks ago

Bedford


"High five

Ahem....wheres my cuppa... "

Of course, but as per the pampering thread I’ve got you some doilies for the saucer

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"High five

Ahem....wheres my cuppa...

Of course, but as per the pampering thread I’ve got you some doilies for the saucer "

Get fluffed by looking at a few ladies from the forum, then whilst 3/4 erect continually cock knock his motorbike helmet until the visor fell off.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 3 weeks ago

Essex


"High five

Ahem....wheres my cuppa...

Of course, but as per the pampering thread I’ve got you some doilies for the saucer

Get fluffed by looking at a few ladies from the forum, then whilst 3/4 erect continually cock knock his motorbike helmet until the visor fell off."

Buy him a pint (of vodka)

Release him 6 years later, dazed and confused.

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