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By *antam Avershires OP Man 5 weeks ago

Falme

Ok, what are the lines that you think are iconic, masterfully delivered and without peer??

Who are you?"

"No one of consequence."

"I must know."

"Get used to disappointment

[Princess Bride]

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By *ensualtongue2023Man 5 weeks ago

furnace

Have not a clue couldnt tell

You the last film I watched tbh

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By *ackformore100Man 5 weeks ago

Tin town

We're the sweeneys son and we haven't had any dinner

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By *attering_ramMan 5 weeks ago

near you

"𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤" -terminator

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By *ndyp81Man 5 weeks ago

essex

One shall stand one shall fall

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By *veenBeeTV/TS 5 weeks ago

Winchester

"Love's a spell created by mortals to give their females something to play with instead of power" - Beautiful creatures

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By *allGuy1000Man 5 weeks ago

Reading

He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 5 weeks ago

Ipswich

I feel the need to

The need for speed

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By *hePleasurerMan 5 weeks ago

Cheshire

"Welcome to Scotland" (Skyfall)

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 5 weeks ago

Ipswich

Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn

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By *awtybikerMan 5 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

You’re gonna need a bigger boat! (Jaws)

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By *ild_oatsMan 5 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Lads, I have here the seventeenth most wanted man in Scotland - Restless Natives

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By *anielpiercedMan 5 weeks ago

by the seaside

There's two that I particularly like, one is Ruther Hauer's dying lines in BladeRunner as replicant Roy Batty. The whole "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe" dialogue. The other is a line from Ray Liotta in Goodfellas where he says "One day, one day some big kids from the neighbourhood carried my Mothers groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect".

Always struck me as being memorable.

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By *evotee101Woman 5 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

"Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb"

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS 5 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

"Where's your tool.."

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By *coobyABCMan 5 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"We're on a mission from god"

Blues Brothers

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By *he naughty pairCouple 5 weeks ago

Bicester

""Where's your tool..""

Which tool?

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By *he naughty pairCouple 5 weeks ago

Bicester

Has to be 51st state

"Welcome to Britain, actually you're about as welcome as the clap"

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By *oeBeansMan 5 weeks ago

Derby

""𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤" -terminator "

How the fuck did you format that text?

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By *lik and PaulCouple 5 weeks ago

cahoots

I'm gonna' cut your heart out with a spoon.

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By *enk15Man 5 weeks ago

Evesham

"A great day this has turned out to be. I'm suicidal, me mate tries to kill me, me gun gets nicked and we're still in fookin' Bruges!"

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 5 weeks ago

Staffordshire

""𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤" -terminator

How the fuck did you format that text?

𝐈𝐭𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐞

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By *oeBeansMan 5 weeks ago

Derby

Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really, really... really ridiculously good looking?

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By *oeBeansMan 5 weeks ago

Derby

""𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤" -terminator

How the fuck did you format that text?

𝐈𝐭𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐞"

What is this witchcraft?!

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By *ee04Man 5 weeks ago

Essex

Running away eh? You yellow bastard, Come back here and take what’s coming to you. I’ll bite your legs off!

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

May the force be with you.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Can you count, suckers? I say the future is ours...If you can count!...Now look what we have here before us. We’ve got the Saracens sitting next to the Jones Street Boys. We’ve got The Moonrunners, right by The Vancourt and Rangers. Nobody is wasting nobody. That … is a miracle … and miracles, is the way things ought to be."

RIP Cyrus. Long gone but never forgotten 😉

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By *enSiskoMan 5 weeks ago

Cestus 3

Top of the world ma, top the world.

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

"Wendy, I'm home..."

Jack Nicholson...The Shining

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By *enntheBigMan 5 weeks ago

birningham

‘Define irony…’

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By *inell1Man 5 weeks ago

Ipswich

One girl I drove through 3 states wearing her head as a hat

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

FREEDOM!

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By *ice136Man 5 weeks ago

HULL

"They say you only smell strong"

Superman 2 in the arm wrestling scene, makes me laugh every time.. 😆

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS 5 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present

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By *ildTimes.Man 5 weeks ago

Colchester/London

M Bison from Street fighter...after Chun Li describes how his army came to her village and slaughtered the villagers and killed her father when she was a child and he says

I'm sorry I don't remember any of it...

"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life, but for me...It was Tuesday"

😂😂😂

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By *enSiskoMan 5 weeks ago

Cestus 3

Shocking positively shocking.

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

GoodFellas – “As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.“

Love this film and probably one of the best gangster films ever . Along with Donnie Branco , Casino and of course the Godfathers.

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By *oxy-RedWoman 5 weeks ago

pink panther territory

The Italian Job

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

Great line by Micheal Cain

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By *cflirtyMan 5 weeks ago

Hampshire

Do you feel lucky?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 5 weeks ago

The Continental

Maximus….

“What we do in life……echoes in eternity”

“At my signal…..unleash hell”

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By *0ng0 furyMan 5 weeks ago

Birkenhead

open the pod bay doors, please, HAL

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"It's like a finger pointing away to the moon...(SLAP)...Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory"

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By *itty9899Man 5 weeks ago

Craggy Island

Don't tell them Pike.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman 5 weeks ago

Manchester

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph, and the wee donkey" - the iconic Ted Hastings

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By *oxy-RedWoman 5 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Keep the change you filthy animal

Yippee kyah mother fucker

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By *enSiskoMan 5 weeks ago

Cestus 3

Nice beaver

Thanks I just had it stuffed.

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By *elix SightedMan 5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." "

Between this and the Attack ships off Orion (Blade runner) we have a winner.

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

Thats not a knife ...that's a knife

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 5 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Mr McKay -: “what became of the soil that was excavated from the tunnel?”

Fletch-: “we dug another tunnel and put it all down there” 😂😂

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By *anielpiercedMan 5 weeks ago

by the seaside

Ezekheil 25:17

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By *nkymikeyMan 5 weeks ago

Andover

"I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright." - Oogie Boogie

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By *cLovin2Man 5 weeks ago

Reading

How are you going to do that?

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

What's your name?

Ivana, Ivana Humpalot

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By *cLovin2Man 5 weeks ago

Reading

I want the truth!

You can't handle the truth!

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By *etro1940sCouple 5 weeks ago

Kingston upon Thames

"sixty, we dropped sixty of them .... that just leaves 3940 ...." Zulu

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan 5 weeks ago

Ends

Jay!

They’re a rotten crowd.

You’re worth the whole damn bunch put together. ❤️

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan 5 weeks ago

Ends

They were careless people, Tom and Daisy.

They smashed up things and people and then retreated back into their money and their vast carelessness.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan 5 weeks ago

Ends

You see… that is JUST LIKE YOU HARRY, you say things like that and you make it impossible for me to hate you.

And I hate you Harry.

I really hate you.

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By *allipygousMan 5 weeks ago

Leicester

Saturday Night Fever. Always struck me as funny.

"You know who came into the office the other day? That singer David Bowie."

"Isn't he a fag?"

"You mean he's a bisexual."

"Yeah, he swings both ways; men and boys."

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple 5 weeks ago

Cheshire

Tuna on white no crust.

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By *zeroMan 5 weeks ago

Glasgow

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

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By *atte Lover 82Man 5 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

"One shall stand one shall fall"

This as long as it's from the 86 movie

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By *aiducMan 5 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"Even if you kill me now, it is I who will live again. Not your damned apples."

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man 5 weeks ago

newport

"We're the sweeneys son and we haven't had any dinner "

Or their other classic get your trousers on son your nicked

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By *irtydanMan 5 weeks ago

Blackpool

go for your guns you sons of bitchs

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By *appyguy123321Man 5 weeks ago

Carterton

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

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By *nkymikeyMan 5 weeks ago

Andover

You couldn't back up a phone, you cunt.

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By *aiducMan 5 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"I worry that you'll work in an office, have children, celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life."

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 5 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next

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By *atte Lover 82Man 5 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

I'm your huckleberry

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By *appyguy123321Man 5 weeks ago

Carterton

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man 5 weeks ago

newport

You’ve got to ask yourself one question do you feel lucky, did I fire six shots or only five but in all this excitement I can’t remember myself but as this is a .44 magnum the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off at this range ask yourself do I feel lucky, well do you punk .

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By *mberValleyManMan 5 weeks ago

Derby/Notts

‘I’ve got a bad feeling about this’

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By *ust want fun 888Man 5 weeks ago

nearby

I haven’t read all the posts, but I’m sure this is here, the long statement by Liam Neeson and taken, I’ve got a particular set of tools et cetera

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman 5 weeks ago

RCT/South Wales

Get away from her you bitch!

Would you like to know more?

You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me?!

Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.

Looking good Billy Ray.....feeling good Louis!

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By *irwanksalot69Man 5 weeks ago

Birmingham

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

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By *irwanksalot69Man 5 weeks ago

Birmingham

(So many epic quotes from that character lol)

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By *vlizTV/TS 5 weeks ago

merseyside and anglesey

Play it again Sam!

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By *vlizTV/TS 5 weeks ago

merseyside and anglesey

I will find you and I will kill you !

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Play it again Sam!"

I think this is a QI moment where some geek (me now) is going to say it is a line that was never actually said. Like 'you dirty rat'.

I'll get me coat.

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple 5 weeks ago

Hounslow

Nevermind that shit, here comes mongo!!

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple 5 weeks ago

Hounslow

"Get away from her you bitch!

Would you like to know more?

You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me?!

Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.

Looking good Billy Ray.....feeling good Louis!

"
I love trading places, it's my favourite

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By *zeroMan 5 weeks ago

Glasgow

"It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day."

"Goodyear?"

"No, the worst."

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a big television, choose washing powder, choose a low-interest mortgage, choose a car, choose DIY, choose a good credit rating, choose a personal pension, choose a health plan, choose to stay still...

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

They a few!!!

"Sanka ya dead"

"Heey you guuyysss"

"I'm a ghost ghost ghost"

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By *zeroMan 5 weeks ago

Glasgow

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams, glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

...time to die.

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By *2000ManMan 5 weeks ago

Worthing

"I don't think it's nice you laughin'"

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan 5 weeks ago

Ends

Who is you, Chiron?

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By *ansoffateMan 5 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I wish you'd stop being so good to me, Captain.

Cool Hand Luke

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan 5 weeks ago

Ends

At some point, you gotta decide for yourself who you're going to be. Can't let nobody make that decision for you.

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By *ack and MiriCouple 5 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Put the bunny back in the box - Nick Cage Con Air

Hudson : Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man? Vasquez : No. Have you? - Aliens

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By *nkymikeyMan 5 weeks ago

Andover

How long can we maintain? I wonder. How long before one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family. Will he make that grim connection.

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By *toobguyMan 5 weeks ago

Oxford

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next"

Close the thread, we have the winner.

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By *cottish guy 555Man 5 weeks ago

London

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

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By *nnandElleCouple 5 weeks ago

Brackley

I ain't got time to bleed.

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By *he Silver FuxMan 5 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

""𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤" -terminator

How the fuck did you format that text?

𝐈𝐭𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐞

What is this witchcraft?!

La Luna is doing it too!!

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By *ackformore100Man 5 weeks ago

Tin town

Book him danno

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan 5 weeks ago

Londontown

"SHOW ME THE MONNNEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"

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By *elix SightedMan 5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

So if I asked you about art you could give me the skinny on every art book ever written... Michelangelo? You know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? But I bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling.

If I asked you about women you'd probably give me a syllabus of your personal favourites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me how it feels to wake up next to a woman and be truly happy.

You're a tough kid. I ask you about war, and you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right? "Once more into the breach, dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap and watched him draw his last breath, looking to you for help.

And if I asked you about love you’d probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone could level you with her eyes. Feeling like God had put an angel on earth just for you...who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know how it felt to be her angel and to have the love to be there for her forever. Through anything. Through cancer. You wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in a hospital room for two months holding her hand and not leaving because the doctors could see in your eyes that the term visiting hours don't apply to you.

You don't know about real loss, because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. I doubt you've ever dared to love anything that much. I look at you; I don't see an intelligent, confident man; I see a cocky, scared shitless kid.

But you're a genius, Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine and ripped my fuckin' life apart. You're an orphan right? Do you think I'd know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don't give a shit about that, because you know what? I can't learn anything from you I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. And I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't wanna do that, do you, sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

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By *arvey67Man 5 weeks ago

Grimsby

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. "

Probably as good as a film quote gets,I think

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

"Say hello to my little friend..."

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By *randon xoxoMan 5 weeks ago

Dublin

Each one of us here today will at one time in our lives look upon a loved one who is in need and ask the same question: We are willing to help, Lord, but what, if anything, is needed? For it is true we can seldom help those closest to us. Either we don't know what part of ourselves to give or, more often than not, the part we have to give is not wanted. And so it is those we live with and should know who elude us. But we can still love them - we can love completely without complete understanding.

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By *olden PoleMan 5 weeks ago

London

Theses a special rung reserved in Hell for those who waste good Scotch….seeing as I may be rapping on the door momentarily.

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By *oughmanMan 5 weeks ago

Sunderland

"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses"

"Hit it"

Blues Brothers

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 5 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm not calling in just because you got spooked by a dead flying cow

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By *oodo222Man 5 weeks ago

WIGAN

Peggy Van Alden: [Vince aggressively kisses Peggy] How dare you think such cheap tactics would work with me!

[Vince again aggressively kisses Peggy]

Vince Everett: That ain't tactics, honey. It's just the beast in me.

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By *ildTimes.Man 5 weeks ago

Colchester/London

LOSE? I DON'T LOSE...I WIN!!!

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By *randon xoxoMan 5 weeks ago

Dublin

I'm not fuckin leaving

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

Broken Britain, broken bloody Britain.

Or just any young one's classic quotes

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

I'm super, thanks for asking

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By *olden PoleMan 5 weeks ago

London

Say, are you a size 14? (Crash bang wholop) oh good good!!

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By *olinOfBathMan 5 weeks ago

Corsham

Danny Fisher: "Now you know what I do for an encore."

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

Great thread!

From After Life

“I’m not a paedo, but if I was, I wouldn’t be interested in you, you ugly ginger cunt”

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By *alsaman15Man 5 weeks ago

Market Drayton

He didn't come here for help he came for permission

The Equaliser

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By *acktopervMan 5 weeks ago

Stourport-On-Severn

"Houston in the blind"

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By *ackformore100Man 5 weeks ago

Tin town

"Great thread!

From After Life

“I’m not a paedo, but if I was, I wouldn’t be interested in you, you ugly ginger cunt”"

Ed sheeran?

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By *cLovin2Man 5 weeks ago

Reading

""Say hello to my little friend...""

That's got to be the winner 🏆

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By *ools and the brainCouple 5 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

In coming message from the big giant head...

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By *929Man 5 weeks ago

bedlington

Most of the lines that come out of the drill sergeants mouth during the first half of full metal jacket

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By *ergus1622Man 5 weeks ago

Dundee

Tis but a scratch!

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By *ools and the brainCouple 5 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Most of the lines that come out of the drill sergeants mouth during the first half of full metal jacket "

Fun fact not alot was actually scripted.

He was actually a real life drill instructor before he was an actor.

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By *elvet RopeMan 5 weeks ago

by the big field

Good will Hunting- Interview Monologue

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed.

Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass.

And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks.

Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon.

And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic.

So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.

So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

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By *elvet RopeMan 5 weeks ago

by the big field

"Most of the lines that come out of the drill sergeants mouth during the first half of full metal jacket

Fun fact not alot was actually scripted.

He was actually a real life drill instructor before he was an actor."

He was originally lined up to be the advisor for the scenes- was so good they got him to do it

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By *icquotMan 5 weeks ago

Attleborough

“Love the smell of napalm in the morning”, bare chested, wearing a cavalry hat!!.

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By *arren and AliciaCouple 5 weeks ago

Glasgow

Paul Edgecomb : Your name is John Coffey? John Coffey : Yessir, Boss. Like the drink, only not spelled the same.

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By *elvet RopeMan 5 weeks ago

by the big field

Brick Top:

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Sol:

Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

Brick Top:

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh*t, now, do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig".

Vinny:

Well¦ thank you for that. That's a real weight off me mind. Now, I mean, wouldn't you mind telling me exactly who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs, of course.

Brick Top:

Do you know what "nemesis" means? "A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent." Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt: me.

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By *nkymikeyMan 5 weeks ago

Andover

Do you want anything from the shop? Cornetto!

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 5 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"MONTY, YOU TERRIBLE CUNT"

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By *ensual DesiresMan 5 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

I don't know you you survived that, but I know how we all did.

Im proud to know Americans like you.

13 hours the secret soldiers of Bengasi

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By *ornylad469Man 5 weeks ago

Nearby

"Hope is a good thing, maybe even the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."

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By *ensual DesiresMan 5 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

"“Love the smell of napalm in the morning”, bare chested, wearing a cavalry hat!!."

Is that we were soldiers

Or full metal jacket

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By *ensual DesiresMan 5 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

"Great thread!

From After Life

“I’m not a paedo, but if I was, I wouldn’t be interested in you, you ugly ginger cunt”

Ed sheeran? "

Is the Ricky Gervais after life?

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By *tacie-JaneTV/TS 5 weeks ago

Birmingham

Get away from her you…BITCH!!

Ripley to alien queen on the USS Sulaco.

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By *ohnysteMan 5 weeks ago

newcastle under lyme

You think?

Yes all the time. You should try it.

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By *ampireLoveMan 5 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

How can a billion Chinese people be wrong? (The Lost Boys - when offering noodles to Michael)

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By *yanShireMan 5 weeks ago

Motherwell

To Rolf…. “You’ll never be one of them”

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 5 weeks ago

Home

Tis but a scratch

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 5 weeks ago

Willenhall

"Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!"

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By *GolferFLMan 5 weeks ago

Fort Myers

Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.

Angie D’Annunzio: A looper?

Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one — big hitter, the Lama — long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

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By *anielpiercedMan 5 weeks ago

by the seaside

"“Love the smell of napalm in the morning”, bare chested, wearing a cavalry hat!!.

Is that we were soldiers

Or full metal jacket "

Its Apocalypse Now

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By *anielpiercedMan 5 weeks ago

by the seaside

"Do you want anything from the shop? Cornetto!"

Hot Fuzz? Or was it Sean of the Dead?

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By *artfordBlokeMan 5 weeks ago

Dartford

Is that the time?

No, time's an abstract concept, that's a wristwatch

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By *anielpiercedMan 5 weeks ago

by the seaside

Put the lotion in the basket.

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By *appytochatMan 5 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

Tik toc mother fucker.

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By *atinaChica54Woman 5 weeks ago

Marlborough

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Very shouty Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men....of which I would like to encounter on here....

Yup! I can always dream....😆

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By *nkymikeyMan 5 weeks ago

Andover

"Do you want anything from the shop? Cornetto!

Hot Fuzz? Or was it Sean of the Dead? "

Sean of the dead out of the Cornetto trilogy

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By *dventurous biMan 5 weeks ago

tesside

""MONTY, YOU TERRIBLE CUNT""

We’ve gone on holiday by mistake

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 5 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

""MONTY, YOU TERRIBLE CUNT"

We’ve gone on holiday by mistake"
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🤣

"I could hardly piss straight with fear... 'I fuck arses'. Who fucks arses? Maybe he fucks arses? Maybe he's written this in some moment of d*unken sincerity?"

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By *ugh JerectionMan 5 weeks ago

Tyldesley

It's just a flesh wound.

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple 5 weeks ago

Bedworth

From The Matrix…

“Don’t try to bend the spoon, that’s impossible. Only come to know the truth, there is no spoon”

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By *elvet RopeMan 5 weeks ago

by the big field

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 5 weeks ago

the moon

“If the milk turns out to be sour then i ain’t the pussy to drink it “

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By *ood fun seekerMan 5 weeks ago

Horncastle

Are you shocked Mr Williams

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By *ontowatchMan 5 weeks ago

east sussex

Batman Jack Nicholson

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By *wakenings84Man 5 weeks ago

St Helens

For me it's this one:

"John Connor gave me a picture of you once. I didn't know why at the time. It was very old - torn, faded. You were young like you are now. You seemed just a little sad. I used to always wonder what you were thinking at that moment. I memorized every line, every curve... I came across time for you, Sarah. I love you; I always have"

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By *ussy whisperer1000Man 5 weeks ago

west mids

Get to the chopper lol

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 5 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"They all have husbands and wives, and children, and houses, and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do...

What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

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By *olinOfBathMan 5 weeks ago

Corsham

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

"Germans?"

"Forget it, he's rolling..."

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By *C1992!Man 5 weeks ago

Glasgow

Keep the change ya filthy animal

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By *abluesbabyMan 5 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Harmonica : [facing three gunslingers] "Frank?"

Snaky : [shaking head] "Frank sent us"

Harmonica : "Did you bring a horse for me?"

Snaky : "Well... looks like we're...

[laughs sneeringly admiring his 3 horses and 2 fellow gunslingers]

...looks like we're shy one horse"

Harmonica : [shaking head] "No... You brought two too many..."

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By *liceDarkTV/TS 5 weeks ago

Worksop

"Harmonica : [facing three gunslingers] "Frank?"

Snaky : [shaking head] "Frank sent us"

Harmonica : "Did you bring a horse for me?"

Snaky : "Well... looks like we're...

[laughs sneeringly admiring his 3 horses and 2 fellow gunslingers]

...looks like we're shy one horse"

Harmonica : [shaking head] "No... You brought two too many...""

Terrific

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By *liceDarkTV/TS 5 weeks ago

Worksop

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

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By *ugehandsMan 5 weeks ago

Fife/ Newcastle

You want the truth

You can't handle the truth

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By *rNaughty84Man 5 weeks ago

Derby

""They all have husbands and wives, and children, and houses, and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do...

What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?""

I'm drawing a complete... blank

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By *ustme34Man 5 weeks ago

Bingley

What can i say .. im a blast from the past - - shoulda stayed there !

It is hard god damn work, making something this pretttay..... look like a chump

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By *eeg71Man 5 weeks ago

Cheshire

"Arise, arise, riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!”.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 5 weeks ago

the moon

Spare a shekel for an old ex leper …

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By *aimieG66TV/TS 5 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

"Germans?"

"Forget it, he's rolling..."

John Belushi, genius!

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By *ripfillMan 5 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

“ knowlage is knowing a tomato is a fruit …. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad”

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By *headderMan 4 weeks ago

dudley

I've Seen Things You People Wouldn't Believe.”

"Attack Ships On Fire Off The Shoulder Of Orion. I Watched C-Beams Glitter In The Dark Near The Tannhauser Gate. All Those Moments Will Be Lost In Time, Like Tears In Rain."

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By *aturefunswTV/TS 4 weeks ago

bristol

""Arise, arise, riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!”."

Let the horn of Hellhammer sound in the deep , one last time

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By *aturefunswTV/TS 4 weeks ago

bristol

Why is the rum always gone ?

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By *ild_oatsMan 4 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

"What's Happening With Them Sausages, Charlie?"

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By *olinOfBathMan 4 weeks ago

Corsham

"Snorkers, good-oh!"

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By *ustAnotherMan 4 weeks ago

Mids

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

"hit it"

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By *ripfillMan 4 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

"hit it""

Timeless ! 👍

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan 4 weeks ago

Sussex

Get your hands off me, you FILTHY APE!

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By *olinOfBathMan 4 weeks ago

Corsham

"I am Spartacus."

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By *he Silver FuxMan 4 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!

—President Merkin Muffley (just one of Peter Sellers roles in the film) Doctor Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

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