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By *elix Sighted OP Man 6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

…something that was never intended for human consumption? Like erasers, dog food, crayons, shoe polish or, worst of all, spar ready meals?

Did anything bad happen?

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By *eoBloomsMan 6 weeks ago

Springfield

As a child I was known to eat snails or similar slimy things in the garden.

I'd always feel sluggish the next day.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Never fit for human consumption. You mean like that lime pickle in your curry house?

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By *oelMan 6 weeks ago

Midlands, London, Brussels

ordered meatballs in Brussels, then realised they were lapin meatballs

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By *mf123Man 6 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Dog food as a kid i really liked it until my dick started going inside out i thought aaaaaah lipstick

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By *ustAnotherMan 6 weeks ago

Mids

I accidentally swallowed a pen full of tipex once

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By *inxy777Woman 6 weeks ago

essex

A few flying insect things, what happened well I nearly died!! Oh and vomited. ( not really that dramatic)!!

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By *mf123Man 6 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"A few flying insect things, what happened well I nearly died!! Oh and vomited. ( not really that dramatic)!!

"
but at least you swollowed thats a good sign

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By *obilebottomMan 6 weeks ago

All over

Some sort of numisma

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester

Does cum count?

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By *inxy777Woman 6 weeks ago

essex

"A few flying insect things, what happened well I nearly died!! Oh and vomited. ( not really that dramatic)!!

but at least you swollowed thats a good sign

"
go me!!!

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By *mf123Man 6 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"A few flying insect things, what happened well I nearly died!! Oh and vomited. ( not really that dramatic)!!

but at least you swollowed thats a good sign

go me!!!

"
winner winner midgie dinner

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By *inxy777Woman 6 weeks ago

essex

"A few flying insect things, what happened well I nearly died!! Oh and vomited. ( not really that dramatic)!!

but at least you swollowed thats a good sign

go me!!!

winner winner midgie dinner"
hahaha x

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 6 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"…something that was never intended for human consumption? Like erasers, dog food, crayons, shoe polish or, worst of all, spar ready meals?

Did anything bad happen?"

Yes to all of the above.

I'm not aware of anything bad happening!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 6 weeks ago

Bristol

I’ve defiantly eaten a Lego brick or two, a few filter tips that have been d*unkenly slipped into a pint

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By *inAndTonic21Couple 6 weeks ago

Merseyside

Are a dog biscuit when younger for a laugh with mates

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By *akingtheplungeMan 6 weeks ago

kent

"Does cum count? "

You're a keeper lol

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By *olin22Man 6 weeks ago

washington

Pedigree chum its lush xxxx. Aaaahhhhhh

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By *amie HantsWoman 6 weeks ago

Atlantis

A penny and yes I did pass it

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By *mf123Man 6 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"A penny and yes I did pass it

"
eat a penny poo it out all day long you get to shout

Im the queen of pooing cash come n nibble on my gash

True story

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By *mmaleiaWoman 6 weeks ago

Trowbridge

I used to eat sand on the beach, spadefuls of it

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 6 weeks ago

Bristol

"I used to eat sand on the beach, spadefuls of it"

They do say it gets everywhere

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By *oeBeansMan 6 weeks ago

Derby

I used to eat paint chips off the wall. It was pretty old so it might have had lead in it but not had any prob...yldhruakskfjxjakslfbchsjsd

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By *he Silver FuxMan 6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

As a motorcyclist I’ve eaten quite a variety of insects.

Also dog biscuits, purely out of curiosity

‘Display’ fruit whilst quite, quite inebriated

A variety of fuels whilst sucking for the syphon

Something in a bottle that wasn’t water

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By *amie HantsWoman 6 weeks ago

Atlantis

"As a motorcyclist I’ve eaten quite a variety of insects.

Also dog biscuits, purely out of curiosity

‘Display’ fruit whilst quite, quite inebriated

A variety of fuels whilst sucking for the syphon

Something in a bottle that wasn’t water"

What was in the bottle?!

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By *ou only live onceMan 6 weeks ago

London

I once took a huge bite of my sister's "strawberry" lip balm. They lie. Tastes nothing like strawberries.

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By *he Silver FuxMan 6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"As a motorcyclist I’ve eaten quite a variety of insects.

Also dog biscuits, purely out of curiosity

‘Display’ fruit whilst quite, quite inebriated

A variety of fuels whilst sucking for the syphon

Something in a bottle that wasn’t water

What was in the bottle?! "

It was supposed to be water, it wasn’t. I was in a workshop. Not nice, likely very flammable, almost certainly supposed to have had a warning label, I didn’t die. Will never know.

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By *amie HantsWoman 6 weeks ago

Atlantis

"As a motorcyclist I’ve eaten quite a variety of insects.

Also dog biscuits, purely out of curiosity

‘Display’ fruit whilst quite, quite inebriated

A variety of fuels whilst sucking for the syphon

Something in a bottle that wasn’t water

What was in the bottle?!

It was supposed to be water, it wasn’t. I was in a workshop. Not nice, likely very flammable, almost certainly supposed to have had a warning label, I didn’t die. Will never know."

If you burped and lit a lighter you’d be like dragon

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By *he ShivsCouple 6 weeks ago

Fife

The jewellery from my piercing

A wasp

Hand cream

I’m still alive.

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By *9 kisses.Man 6 weeks ago

clacton on sea

When I was a kid I eat a garden snail,

My mum saw me with it in my mouth freaked out,

Screaming at me to spit it out which I did,

Also pen lids,

Rubbers on pencils,

Paper on sweet wrappers,

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By *he Silver FuxMan 6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"As a motorcyclist I’ve eaten quite a variety of insects.

Also dog biscuits, purely out of curiosity

‘Display’ fruit whilst quite, quite inebriated

A variety of fuels whilst sucking for the syphon

Something in a bottle that wasn’t water

What was in the bottle?!

It was supposed to be water, it wasn’t. I was in a workshop. Not nice, likely very flammable, almost certainly supposed to have had a warning label, I didn’t die. Will never know.

If you burped and lit a lighter you’d be like dragon "

Do they run around slapping their faces and shouting “FAACK”?

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By *woguyswantingfunCouple (MM) 6 weeks ago

worksop

Soap. It was awful!!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 6 weeks ago

Willenhall

A brick.

In all fairness I was about 8 years old and obviously didn't eat the whole thing I just nibbled a good sized piece of a corner off it. To this day I have no idea why I did it but it tasted fucking awful.

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By *urry BlokeMan 6 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"…something that was never intended for human consumption? Like erasers, dog food, crayons, shoe polish or, worst of all, spar ready meals?

Did anything bad happen?"

I bought some popcorn for dogs last week

Gave that a nibble

Not nice - tasted like popcorn infused with gravy granules

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By *anonfire96Man 6 weeks ago

Mansfield

Used to eat dog biscuits as a kid coz we never had any chocolate ot sweets in the house.

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By *rHotNottsMan 6 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

No but I was juicing a pomegranate recently and pushed it in with a wooden spoon ended up juicing the wood, cracked the juicer and everything tastes a bit woody now

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By *oodo222Man 6 weeks ago

WIGAN

"Does cum count? "

No buts it's quite good at English Literature.

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By *lly69coolMan 6 weeks ago

shanklin

"I accidentally swallowed a pen full of tipex once"

Did it give you an enormous correction?

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS 6 weeks ago