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Fab ladies beauty parlour
2025! How much of the sex have you had already?
3 shots of tequila or a thumb up the bum
Pros and cons of pleasure domination
These will never see the light of forums. Lol.
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"Fab ladies beauty parlour
2025! How much of the sex have you had already?
3 shots of tequila or a thumb up the bum
Pros and cons of pleasure domination
These will never see the light of forums. Lol.
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Thumb up the bun will definitely not see the light of day! |
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I need beauty parlour advice. Please can someone tell me what I’m not getting right. I’m very good with skincare, I always exfoliate and always moisturise. Why do I get strawberry legs?!
None 😭
Thumb up the bum. Tequila 😷
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"I need beauty parlour advice. Please can someone tell me what I’m not getting right. I’m very good with skincare, I always exfoliate and always moisturise. Why do I get strawberry legs?!
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A dermatologist recommended FIRST AID BEAUTY
KP Bump Eraser Body Scrub for strawberry legs a few times a week. Sorted strawberry legs for me.
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"I need beauty parlour advice. Please can someone tell me what I’m not getting right. I’m very good with skincare, I always exfoliate and always moisturise. Why do I get strawberry legs?!
A dermatologist recommended FIRST AID BEAUTY
KP Bump Eraser Body Scrub for strawberry legs a few times a week. Sorted strawberry legs for me.
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By *bi HaiveMan 2 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
I was going to start one asking who's going to be lying on a beach in 23° sunshine on Friday whilst everyone else is freezing their nipples off.
But then thought that might just come across as smug gloating. 🤷♂️😇 |
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"I was going to start one asking who's going to be lying on a beach in 23° sunshine on Friday whilst everyone else is freezing their nipples off.
But then thought that might just come across as smug gloating. 🤷♂️😇"
Yes. Yes it might. |
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By *eliWoman 2 weeks ago
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"Fab ladies beauty parlour
2025! How much of the sex have you had already?
3 shots of tequila or a thumb up the bum
Pros and cons of pleasure domination
These will never see the light of forums. Lol.
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Oh you should post them OP! It's not too scary to post and I think it's good to have silly ones, nosy ones and discussion based ones. You won't please everyone but you should definitely start with pleasing yourself.  |
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By *bi HaiveMan 2 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I have a notes page of thread ideas.
Latest is 'what's your winter butter strategy?'
B"
Mine is to buy all the posh stuff when it gets reduced because people are boycotting it thinking it's going to make them grow a third eye or six testicles. 🤷♂️ |
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"I have a notes page of thread ideas.
Latest is 'what's your winter butter strategy?'
B
Mine is to buy all the posh stuff when it gets reduced because people are boycotting it thinking it's going to make them grow a third eye or six testicles. 🤷♂️"
But how do you spread it without it annihilating the bread?
B |
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"I have a notes page of thread ideas.
Latest is 'what's your winter butter strategy?'
B
Mine is to buy all the posh stuff when it gets reduced because people are boycotting it thinking it's going to make them grow a third eye or six testicles. 🤷♂️
But how do you spread it without it annihilating the bread?
B"
Leave it out on the worktop in a butter dish and it's grand. |
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"I have a notes page of thread ideas.
Latest is 'what's your winter butter strategy?'
B
Mine is to buy all the posh stuff when it gets reduced because people are boycotting it thinking it's going to make them grow a third eye or six testicles. 🤷♂️
But how do you spread it without it annihilating the bread?
B"
I use a french butter dish. It doesn’t go rock hard in winter using it. |
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"I have a notes page of thread ideas.
Latest is 'what's your winter butter strategy?'
B
Mine is to buy all the posh stuff when it gets reduced because people are boycotting it thinking it's going to make them grow a third eye or six testicles. 🤷♂️
But how do you spread it without it annihilating the bread?
B"
A hot butter knife! |
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By *bi HaiveMan 2 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I have a notes page of thread ideas.
Latest is 'what's your winter butter strategy?'
B
Mine is to buy all the posh stuff when it gets reduced because people are boycotting it thinking it's going to make them grow a third eye or six testicles. 🤷♂️
But how do you spread it without it annihilating the bread?
B
A hot butter knife!"
It also melts nicely on toast.
And crumpets. |
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