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I can make any woman gush and/or squirt...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Granny's most welcome 
Granny here "
Get around here and prepare to gush!
*Disclaimer. I take no responsibility for any health problems caused by massive dehydration*  |
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"... rubber sheet on the floor. Who's first?
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Lol I'm organising a chara as we speak. I bet you'll be licking for hours and breathing through your ears after. Hark! is that the sound of men rushing to amend their profiles? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a motorized tongue and have gills to breathe... bring on the pusssayyy Can I wear a my Forensic boiler suit and goggles? Im dying to break em in..... "
has the boiler suit got a tap on the bottoms of the legs to let bodily fluids out?  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I have a motorized tongue and have gills to breathe... bring on the pusssayyy Can I wear a my Forensic boiler suit and goggles? Im dying to break em in.....
has the boiler suit got a tap on the bottoms of the legs to let bodily fluids out? "
No....it has a hood though....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a motorized tongue and have gills to breathe... bring on the pusssayyy Can I wear a my Forensic boiler suit and goggles? Im dying to break em in.....
has the boiler suit got a tap on the bottoms of the legs to let bodily fluids out? No....it has a hood though.... "
Will have to tip you upside down to drain you then |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I have a motorized tongue and have gills to breathe... bring on the pusssayyy Can I wear a my Forensic boiler suit and goggles? Im dying to break em in.....
has the boiler suit got a tap on the bottoms of the legs to let bodily fluids out? No....it has a hood though....
Will have to tip you upside down to drain you then "
Im only observing.....taking notes so you can write your memoirs.... |
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"Id rather have a kit kat
two fingers or four? 
I only use 2 "
Tsk tsk, oh dear haven't you read the recently published "If You Don't do These Things You Aren't A Proper Swinger" manual. As of 6:30 this evening using just two fingers is no longer allowed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Id rather have a kit kat
two fingers or four?
I only use 2
Tsk tsk, oh dear haven't you read the recently published "If You Don't do These Things You Aren't A Proper Swinger" manual. As of 6:30 this evening using just two fingers is no longer allowed."
Jason Julius says to use only 2. The last time I used more, I lost my watch! |
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"Id rather have a kit kat
two fingers or four?
I only use 2
Tsk tsk, oh dear haven't you read the recently published "If You Don't do These Things You Aren't A Proper Swinger" manual. As of 6:30 this evening using just two fingers is no longer allowed.
Jason Julius says to use only 2. The last time I used more, I lost my watch!"
we are still talking about kit kats right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id rather have a kit kat
two fingers or four?
Four of course.....2 only leaves me wanting more  "
....buy four fingers, get the thumb and wrist for free.... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Id rather have a kit kat
two fingers or four?
Four of course.....2 only leaves me wanting more
....buy four fingers, get the thumb and wrist for free...."
What if you've only got a finger of fudge? |
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"Id rather have a kit kat
two fingers or four?
Four of course.....2 only leaves me wanting more
....buy four fingers, get the thumb and wrist for free....
What if you've only got a finger of fudge?"
is just enough to give ....well you know how the rest of it goes......personally a finger of anything isnt enough for me how about a hand .....of bananas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id rather have a kit kat
two fingers or four?
Four of course.....2 only leaves me wanting more
....buy four fingers, get the thumb and wrist for free....
What if you've only got a finger of fudge?"
Then you need to turn her over....
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""I can make any woman gush and/ or squirt"
So could Sweeney Todd  "
Sweeney was a Barber ? He murdered men who went to get their hair cut?
What bit did I miss ?
Is there a porn film about 'The Frigger of Seville' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I can make any woman gush and/ or squirt"
So could Sweeney Todd
Sweeney was a Barber ? He murdered men who went to get their hair cut?
What bit did I miss ?
Is there a porn film about 'The Frigger of Seville'"
Frigg her so
Frigg her so
Frigg her so
Oh lord, Im never going to be able to hear that again now without thinking of female masturbation.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id rather have a kit kat
two fingers or four?
Four of course.....2 only leaves me wanting more "
There's a limited edition 5 finger Kit Kat - for the fisting aficionados maybe.....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I can make any woman gush and/ or squirt"
So could Sweeney Todd
Sweeney was a Barber ? He murdered men who went to get their hair cut?
What bit did I miss ?
Is there a porn film about 'The Frigger of Seville'"
It's the sequel to Granny does Grimethorpe... |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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""I can make any woman gush and/ or squirt"
So could Sweeney Todd
Sweeney was a Barber ? He murdered men who went to get their hair cut?
What bit did I miss ?
Is there a porn film about 'The Frigger of Seville'
It's the sequel to Granny does Grimethorpe..."
After the Eurovision Thong Contest the Colliery Brass Band kicks in ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... rubber sheet on the floor. Who's first?
Am I too late to join the queue.... I proimise to let out some wee if you can't mamage it."
Come on then my lover. I'll do me damndest.
Ps. Please don't bring Femme... I never want to be alone in a room with you two |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id rather have a kit kat
two fingers or four?
Four of course.....2 only leaves me wanting more
There's a limited edition 5 finger Kit Kat - for the fisting aficionados maybe.....? "
I tried one of those the other day and the new cookies and cream flavour one too...yum! |
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