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"Fucks sake this thread has brought on a mid life crisis.
Am I...old?!
Does my youthful looks and 10/10 personality not justify this?!
I’m not gonna lie I thought cubs had to be under 30 bro"
Yeah maybe for cougars in their 40s but 50+, come onnnnn 😂 |
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By *ornycougaWoman 3 weeks ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"Yep... You guys on here are all past it
I will not rise to this
See.... I said you were past it. Can't get it up! 
It’s not a problem with women I find attractive! "
Somebody call the fire brigade cos I got burned!! 😂😂😂 |
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"Fucks sake this thread has brought on a mid life crisis.
Am I...old?!
Does my youthful looks and 10/10 personality not justify this?!
I’m not gonna lie I thought cubs had to be under 30 bro
Yeah maybe for cougars in their 40s but 50+, come onnnnn 😂"
No 50s too. In fact, realistically, 50s are the only cougars. |
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"Yep... You guys on here are all past it
I will not rise to this
See.... I said you were past it. Can't get it up!
It’s not a problem with women I find attractive!
Somebody call the fire brigade cos I got burned!! 😂😂😂"
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"Fucks sake this thread has brought on a mid life crisis.
Am I...old?!
Does my youthful looks and 10/10 personality not justify this?!
I’m not gonna lie I thought cubs had to be under 30 bro
Yeah maybe for cougars in their 40s but 50+, come onnnnn 😂
No 50s too. In fact, realistically, 50s are the only cougars. "
Nahhh 40s ladies with 20s men is definitely cougar cub levels! |
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"Fucks sake this thread has brought on a mid life crisis.
Am I...old?!
Does my youthful looks and 10/10 personality not justify this?!
I’m not gonna lie I thought cubs had to be under 30 bro"
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"Fucks sake this thread has brought on a mid life crisis.
Am I...old?!
Does my youthful looks and 10/10 personality not justify this?!
I’m not gonna lie I thought cubs had to be under 30 bro
Yeah maybe for cougars in their 40s but 50+, come onnnnn 😂
No 50s too. In fact, realistically, 50s are the only cougars.
Nahhh 40s ladies with 20s men is definitely cougar cub levels!"
If it’s late 40s I may allow it. But a 42 year old and a 27 year old isn’t giving cougar.
Anyway generally I think cubs should be young men (20s) |
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"I wouldn’t classify as a cougar to many on here…doesn’t mean you wouldnt get it mind you   one or two in particular!
I don’t think I even fit official cougar status for the Mr  "
Your age gap feels really too small to class as cougar cub? |
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Ffs there seems to be loads of rules and if you are a mature lady, like myself, then you are setting us up to fail. Somedays I can't remember my name, what day it is, what I'm supposed to be doing and now you are adding all these rules about seeing younger guys.
Time for another list I think, love a good list just don't want to mix it up with my shopping list.
Mrs x |
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By *ony MannMan 3 weeks ago
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"Are not doing there job! I'm not seeing ANY hunting going on. Worst documentary ever!
I'm fairly sure that cougars only hunt YOUNG cubs...
Cal"
But cubs are little more than a mouthful. |
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"A cougar is actually a woman who is 10 to 15 years older than the guy  "
Why is the a gap, why not just 10 or 15 years? So does that mean woman in their 50s aren't cougars if they play with guys in their twenty or sometimes thirties?
What makes a Milf then? Thought that would be someone 20 years older than the guy, someone their Mums age.
It's so confusing haha,
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"A cougar is actually a woman who is 10 to 15 years older than the guy "
Urban dictionary says...
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion |
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I'm also a Gilf, so does that mean I'm not longer a Milf?
Does one title supercede the others? Can you collect more than one title at a time?
Are Cougars woman who haven't had kids?
So many questions, so few answers, come on help a girl out... Mrs x |
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"I'm also a Gilf, so does that mean I'm not longer a Milf?
Does one title supercede the others? Can you collect more than one title at a time?
Are Cougars woman who haven't had kids?
So many questions, so few answers, come on help a girl out... Mrs x"
Don’t worry. I’ll explain |
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"I'm also a Gilf, so does that mean I'm not longer a Milf?
Does one title supercede the others? Can you collect more than one title at a time?
Are Cougars woman who haven't had kids?
So many questions, so few answers, come on help a girl out... Mrs x
Don’t worry. I’ll explain "
Hurry the fick up, just realised in about 6 years time there's a chance I could be G-Gilf and I don't want that, never seen or heard of a G-Gilf before, it's terrifying haha Mrs x |
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"I'm also a Gilf, so does that mean I'm not longer a Milf?
Does one title supercede the others? Can you collect more than one title at a time?
Are Cougars woman who haven't had kids?
So many questions, so few answers, come on help a girl out... Mrs x
Don’t worry. I’ll explain Hurry the fick up, just realised in about 6 years time there's a chance I could be G-Gilf and I don't want that, never seen or heard of a G-Gilf before, it's terrifying haha Mrs x"
it just stays as Gilf. |
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"What have I wandered into  I just wanted to find a good recipe for bread and butter pudding "
So you just thought you'd pop into a little old lady thread, did ya?
I'm getting cranky now, need a Nana nap, head spinning Mrs x |
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By *ornycougaWoman 3 weeks ago
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"A cougar is actually a woman who is 10 to 15 years older than the guy
Urban dictionary says...
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion"
Noooo. I'm breaching the Trade Description Act. I've been a lynx and a jaguar but never actually a cougar 😱
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"A cougar is actually a woman who is 10 to 15 years older than the guy
Urban dictionary says...
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Noooo. I'm breaching the Trade Description Act. I've been a lynx and a jaguar but never actually a cougar 😱
Crawls off to contemplate username change"
Horny Panther might work..... |
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
Sounds valid to me!So cougars are younger than Milfs? Mrs x"
My understanding is you can be both. To be a milf you just have to be a mother of any age. Cougar comes with the nuance that your preference is a (much) younger man |
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By *ornycougaWoman 3 weeks ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"A cougar is actually a woman who is 10 to 15 years older than the guy
Urban dictionary says...
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Noooo. I'm breaching the Trade Description Act. I've been a lynx and a jaguar but never actually a cougar 😱
Crawls off to contemplate username change
Horny Panther might work....."
Cheeky fucker. Tho that would be forward planning for when that time comes |
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By *ornycougaWoman 3 weeks ago
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
Sounds valid to me!So cougars are younger than Milfs? Mrs x
My understanding is you can be both. To be a milf you just have to be a mother of any age. Cougar comes with the nuance that your preference is a (much) younger man "
But surely you/we can't be self proclaimed MILFs? I would call myself a cougar but never a MILF as some see me as that, others definitely not |
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"A cougar is actually a woman who is 10 to 15 years older than the guy
Urban dictionary says...
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Noooo. I'm breaching the Trade Description Act. I've been a lynx and a jaguar but never actually a cougar 😱
Crawls off to contemplate username change
Horny Panther might work.....
Cheeky fucker. Tho that would be forward planning for when that time comes"
Not me wondering if I'd still have sex with you at Tiger or Lion... 🤔😜 |
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
sleeping with someone 10 years younger than you does NOT make you a cougar. That’s extremely disappointing.
Man's sneaking into retirement homes!"
Sneaking? I walk in there shamelessly |
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
sleeping with someone 10 years younger than you does NOT make you a cougar. That’s extremely disappointing.
Man's sneaking into retirement homes!
Sneaking? I walk in there shamelessly "
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To be honest at my age I'll take anything that comes, cums, cumz, khumz, etc **
(** See what I did there? I'm using whatever the new lingo is for ²⁰²⁵.)
If they can be woo'd, they can be screwed. 😉🙂 |
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By *ornycougaWoman 3 weeks ago
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
sleeping with someone 10 years younger than you does NOT make you a cougar. That’s extremely disappointing.
Man's sneaking into retirement homes!
Sneaking? I walk in there shamelessly
😂😂😂"
You two should tag team and corner that niche market 😂 |
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
sleeping with someone 10 years younger than you does NOT make you a cougar. That’s extremely disappointing.
Man's sneaking into retirement homes!
Sneaking? I walk in there shamelessly
😂😂😂
You two should tag team and corner that niche market 😂"
We need to come up with an MM profile name and we'll be cooking 😎 |
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
sleeping with someone 10 years younger than you does NOT make you a cougar. That’s extremely disappointing.
Man's sneaking into retirement homes!
Sneaking? I walk in there shamelessly
😂😂😂
You two should tag team and corner that niche market 😂"
Pickles and Beans. Dream team. |
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
sleeping with someone 10 years younger than you does NOT make you a cougar. That’s extremely disappointing.
Man's sneaking into retirement homes!
Sneaking? I walk in there shamelessly
😂😂😂
You two should tag team and corner that niche market 😂
We need to come up with an MM profile name and we'll be cooking 😎"
Pickleyourbeans |
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
sleeping with someone 10 years younger than you does NOT make you a cougar. That’s extremely disappointing.
Man's sneaking into retirement homes!
Sneaking? I walk in there shamelessly
😂😂😂
You two should tag team and corner that niche market 😂
We need to come up with an MM profile name and we'll be cooking 😎
Pickleyourbeans"
This is it |
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
sleeping with someone 10 years younger than you does NOT make you a cougar. That’s extremely disappointing.
Man's sneaking into retirement homes!
Sneaking? I walk in there shamelessly
😂😂😂
You two should tag team and corner that niche market 😂
We need to come up with an MM profile name and we'll be cooking 😎
Pickleyourbeans"
She wants to meet us ^ |
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
sleeping with someone 10 years younger than you does NOT make you a cougar. That’s extremely disappointing.
Man's sneaking into retirement homes!
Sneaking? I walk in there shamelessly
😂😂😂
You two should tag team and corner that niche market 😂
We need to come up with an MM profile name and we'll be cooking 😎
Pickleyourbeans
She wants to meet us ^"
Nah, I'm not a care home resident yet |
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
sleeping with someone 10 years younger than you does NOT make you a cougar. That’s extremely disappointing.
Man's sneaking into retirement homes!
Sneaking? I walk in there shamelessly
😂😂😂
You two should tag team and corner that niche market 😂
We need to come up with an MM profile name and we'll be cooking 😎
Pickleyourbeans
She wants to meet us ^
Nah, I'm not a care home resident yet"
I prolly should be |
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
sleeping with someone 10 years younger than you does NOT make you a cougar. That’s extremely disappointing.
Man's sneaking into retirement homes!
Sneaking? I walk in there shamelessly
😂😂😂
You two should tag team and corner that niche market 😂
We need to come up with an MM profile name and we'll be cooking 😎
Pickleyourbeans"
Winner, winner! 🥳 |
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
sleeping with someone 10 years younger than you does NOT make you a cougar. That’s extremely disappointing.
Man's sneaking into retirement homes!
Sneaking? I walk in there shamelessly
😂😂😂
You two should tag team and corner that niche market 😂
We need to come up with an MM profile name and we'll be cooking 😎
Pickleyourbeans
She wants to meet us ^
Nah, I'm not a care home resident yet
I prolly should be "
Nah shhhh,don't encourage 🤣 |
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
sleeping with someone 10 years younger than you does NOT make you a cougar. That’s extremely disappointing.
Man's sneaking into retirement homes!
Sneaking? I walk in there shamelessly
😂😂😂
You two should tag team and corner that niche market 😂
We need to come up with an MM profile name and we'll be cooking 😎
Pickleyourbeans
She wants to meet us ^
Nah, I'm not a care home resident yet
I prolly should be "
You and onya both |
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
sleeping with someone 10 years younger than you does NOT make you a cougar. That’s extremely disappointing.
Man's sneaking into retirement homes!
Sneaking? I walk in there shamelessly
😂😂😂
You two should tag team and corner that niche market 😂
We need to come up with an MM profile name and we'll be cooking 😎
Pickleyourbeans
She wants to meet us ^
Nah, I'm not a care home resident yet
I prolly should be
You and onya both"
Bugger off |
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By *ornycougaWoman 3 weeks ago
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
sleeping with someone 10 years younger than you does NOT make you a cougar. That’s extremely disappointing.
Man's sneaking into retirement homes!
Sneaking? I walk in there shamelessly
😂😂😂
You two should tag team and corner that niche market 😂
We need to come up with an MM profile name and we'll be cooking 😎
Pickleyourbeans"
To keep it fresh in your twilight days
Love it |
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"A cougar is actually a woman who is 10 to 15 years older than the guy
Urban dictionary says...
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Noooo. I'm breaching the Trade Description Act. I've been a lynx and a jaguar but never actually a cougar 😱
Crawls off to contemplate username change
Horny Panther might work.....
Cheeky fucker. Tho that would be forward planning for when that time comes"
I just know women of a certain age lie about their real age.... 🤔🤔 |
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
Sounds valid to me!So cougars are younger than Milfs? Mrs x
My understanding is you can be both. To be a milf you just have to be a mother of any age. Cougar comes with the nuance that your preference is a (much) younger man
But surely you/we can't be self proclaimed MILFs? I would call myself a cougar but never a MILF as some see me as that, others definitely not"
Is it that Cougar is a title that woman give themselves, whilst Milf is a title the younger guy gives the woman.
Thought a Milf applied to those woman old enough to be the guys Mum or more palatable their Mums mate.
Can't be just qualified by having kids because couples with kids but no age difference would include a Milf. Also an old guy in his 80s would be fucking a Milf, if he was lucky enough, who was in her 20s but had a baby.
No I'm not having that. If I recall the term Milf came into use after American Pie and Siflers Mum. She was the Mum of one of the guys in the film, a mates Mum and that was what the fantasy entailed. So I'm sticking with that. The fantasy is age based with the proviso she is also a Mum, but a Mum of someone the guys age or thereabouts.
Yeah happy with that until someone proves me wrong, which isn't the hardest thing to do haha, Mrs x |
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
sleeping with someone 10 years younger than you does NOT make you a cougar. That’s extremely disappointing.
Man's sneaking into retirement homes!
Sneaking? I walk in there shamelessly
😂😂😂
You two should tag team and corner that niche market 😂
We need to come up with an MM profile name and we'll be cooking 😎
Pickleyourbeans
She wants to meet us ^
Nah, I'm not a care home resident yet
I prolly should be
You and onya both"
She can be my carer |
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"Fucks sake this thread has brought on a mid life crisis.
Am I...old?!
Does my youthful looks and 10/10 personality not justify this?!"
Hate to break it to you, I’m 35 in a couple of weeks, we’re now older than the cubs. That’s life. |
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By *ornycougaWoman 3 weeks ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"A cougar is actually a woman who is 10 to 15 years older than the guy
Urban dictionary says...
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Noooo. I'm breaching the Trade Description Act. I've been a lynx and a jaguar but never actually a cougar 😱
Crawls off to contemplate username change
Horny Panther might work.....
Cheeky fucker. Tho that would be forward planning for when that time comes
I just know women of a certain age lie about their real age.... 🤔🤔"
Busted. From now on I will be called Hornycheeta |
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"A cougar is actually a woman who is 10 to 15 years older than the guy
Urban dictionary says...
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Noooo. I'm breaching the Trade Description Act. I've been a lynx and a jaguar but never actually a cougar 😱
Crawls off to contemplate username change
Horny Panther might work.....
Cheeky fucker. Tho that would be forward planning for when that time comes
I just know women of a certain age lie about their real age.... 🤔🤔
Busted. From now on I will be called Hornycheeta"
Joe Beans still would 😂😂😂 |
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By *ornycougaWoman 3 weeks ago
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"Google says 10 years older. I'm taking that.
Sounds valid to me!So cougars are younger than Milfs? Mrs x
My understanding is you can be both. To be a milf you just have to be a mother of any age. Cougar comes with the nuance that your preference is a (much) younger man
But surely you/we can't be self proclaimed MILFs? I would call myself a cougar but never a MILF as some see me as that, others definitely notIs it that Cougar is a title that woman give themselves, whilst Milf is a title the younger guy gives the woman.
Yep exactly that 👆x"
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"A cougar is actually a woman who is 10 to 15 years older than the guy
Urban dictionary says...
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Noooo. I'm breaching the Trade Description Act. I've been a lynx and a jaguar but never actually a cougar 😱
Crawls off to contemplate username change
Horny Panther might work.....
Cheeky fucker. Tho that would be forward planning for when that time comes
I just know women of a certain age lie about their real age.... 🤔🤔
Busted. From now on I will be called Hornycheeta"
Cheetahs... The shittest big cat there is. |
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"Yep... You guys on here are all past it
I will not rise to this
See.... I said you were past it. Can't get it up! "
From what I hear from a cougar friend in her 70s, the guys are getting it up in their 70s. Which I found both inspiring (for my own future) and disgusting the thought of 70 year olds at it. |
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"A cougar is actually a woman who is 10 to 15 years older than the guy
Urban dictionary says...
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Noooo. I'm breaching the Trade Description Act. I've been a lynx and a jaguar but never actually a cougar 😱
Crawls off to contemplate username change
Horny Panther might work.....
Cheeky fucker. Tho that would be forward planning for when that time comes
I just know women of a certain age lie about their real age.... 🤔🤔
Busted. From now on I will be called Hornycheeta
Joe Beans still would 😂😂😂"
I see no lies here 👀 |
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"A cougar is actually a woman who is 10 to 15 years older than the guy
Urban dictionary says...
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Noooo. I'm breaching the Trade Description Act. I've been a lynx and a jaguar but never actually a cougar 😱
Crawls off to contemplate username change
Horny Panther might work.....
Cheeky fucker. Tho that would be forward planning for when that time comes
I just know women of a certain age lie about their real age.... 🤔🤔
Busted. From now on I will be called Hornycheeta
Cheetahs... The shittest big cat there is. "
Cheetahs are wonderful! They are so friendly. |
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"A cougar is actually a woman who is 10 to 15 years older than the guy
Urban dictionary says...
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Noooo. I'm breaching the Trade Description Act. I've been a lynx and a jaguar but never actually a cougar 😱
Crawls off to contemplate username change
Horny Panther might work.....
Cheeky fucker. Tho that would be forward planning for when that time comes
I just know women of a certain age lie about their real age.... 🤔🤔
Busted. From now on I will be called Hornycheeta
Joe Beans still would 😂😂😂
I see no lies here 👀"
That's settled then..Horny Cheetah it is! 🙌 |
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"Yep... You guys on here are all past it
I will not rise to this
See.... I said you were past it. Can't get it up!
From what I hear from a cougar friend in her 70s, the guys are getting it up in their 70s. Which I found both inspiring (for my own future) and disgusting the thought of 70 year olds at it. "
There's a thing in this week's Guardian online about two widowed people in their 90s who are enjoying the Sex. And good for them! |
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"Yep... You guys on here are all past it
I will not rise to this
See.... I said you were past it. Can't get it up!
From what I hear from a cougar friend in her 70s, the guys are getting it up in their 70s. Which I found both inspiring (for my own future) and disgusting the thought of 70 year olds at it.
There's a thing in this week's Guardian online about two widowed people in their 90s who are enjoying the Sex. And good for them!"
It's all fun and games until someone breaks a hip. Good choice of newspaper. |
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"A cougar is actually a woman who is 10 to 15 years older than the guy
Urban dictionary says...
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Noooo. I'm breaching the Trade Description Act. I've been a lynx and a jaguar but never actually a cougar 😱
Crawls off to contemplate username change
Horny Panther might work.....
Cheeky fucker. Tho that would be forward planning for when that time comes
I just know women of a certain age lie about their real age.... 🤔🤔
Busted. From now on I will be called Hornycheeta
Cheetahs... The shittest big cat there is.
Cheetahs are wonderful! They are so friendly. "
That's not doing them any favours! Plus have the absolute worst hunting technique. They have worse stamina than hyenas. They are the bottom of the "large" predator hierarchy. |
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"Yep... You guys on here are all past it
I will not rise to this
See.... I said you were past it. Can't get it up!
From what I hear from a cougar friend in her 70s, the guys are getting it up in their 70s. Which I found both inspiring (for my own future) and disgusting the thought of 70 year olds at it.
There's a thing in this week's Guardian online about two widowed people in their 90s who are enjoying the Sex. And good for them!
It's all fun and games until someone breaks a hip. Good choice of newspaper."
The lady of the pair had a hip replacement and mentioned it restricted her activities somewhat but he new beau was very kind and gentle. It made for quite wonderful reading. |
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"Cheetahs... The shittest big cat there is.
Cheetahs are wonderful! They are so friendly.
That's not doing them any favours! Plus have the absolute worst hunting technique. They have worse stamina than hyenas. They are the bottom of the "large" predator hierarchy. "
Hyenas are shitbags. Genuinely terrifying up close.
I'm also terrible at 'hunting'. I'm going to be a cheetah before my time. 😍 |
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"Cheetahs... The shittest big cat there is.
Cheetahs are wonderful! They are so friendly.
That's not doing them any favours! Plus have the absolute worst hunting technique. They have worse stamina than hyenas. They are the bottom of the "large" predator hierarchy.
Hyenas are shitbags. Genuinely terrifying up close.
I'm also terrible at 'hunting'. I'm going to be a cheetah before my time. 😍"
Fab is generally a cackle of hyenas if you think about it... |
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"Cheetahs... The shittest big cat there is.
Cheetahs are wonderful! They are so friendly.
That's not doing them any favours! Plus have the absolute worst hunting technique. They have worse stamina than hyenas. They are the bottom of the "large" predator hierarchy.
Hyenas are shitbags. Genuinely terrifying up close.
I'm also terrible at 'hunting'. I'm going to be a cheetah before my time. 😍
Fab is generally a cackle of hyenas if you think about it... "
As a whole I won't disagree. But there's enough wonderfulness that I'll risk staying in the elephant graveyard. |
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"Cheetahs... The shittest big cat there is.
Cheetahs are wonderful! They are so friendly.
That's not doing them any favours! Plus have the absolute worst hunting technique. They have worse stamina than hyenas. They are the bottom of the "large" predator hierarchy.
Hyenas are shitbags. Genuinely terrifying up close.
I'm also terrible at 'hunting'. I'm going to be a cheetah before my time. 😍
Fab is generally a cackle of hyenas if you think about it...
As a whole I won't disagree. But there's enough wonderfulness that I'll risk staying in the elephant graveyard. "
Guess it's time to defy mufasa and start exploring the elephant graveyard. |
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"It's too cold. I'm not a snow leopard 
Finally. A real cougar.
I'll eat you for breakfast (cheesiest line ever)
I’ll be doing the eating around here "
Can you not let me be the hunter for a change. |
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"It's too cold. I'm not a snow leopard
Finally. A real cougar.
I'll eat you for breakfast (cheesiest line ever)
I’ll be doing the eating around here
Can you not let me be the hunter for a change. "
Ok. Please me. |
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"It's too cold. I'm not a snow leopard
Finally. A real cougar.
I'll eat you for breakfast (cheesiest line ever)
I’ll be doing the eating around here
Can you not let me be the hunter for a change.
Ok. Please me. "
Don't run too fast though. I have arthritis in my knees |
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"Yep... You guys on here are all past it
I will not rise to this
See.... I said you were past it. Can't get it up!
From what I hear from a cougar friend in her 70s, the guys are getting it up in their 70s. Which I found both inspiring (for my own future) and disgusting the thought of 70 year olds at it.
There's a thing in this week's Guardian online about two widowed people in their 90s who are enjoying the Sex. And good for them!"
They should be glad they're still alive, I can't imagine the sex
Must be Viagra I imagine. |
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"It's because you are darn South innit
Much better quality up here in the sticks.
You know, past Watford,
You know cougars live in the wild.. yeah?"
I'd love to come across you in the wild..!😂😂🤷♂️🤷♂️ |
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"Yep... You guys on here are all past it
I will not rise to this
See.... I said you were past it. Can't get it up!
From what I hear from a cougar friend in her 70s, the guys are getting it up in their 70s. Which I found both inspiring (for my own future) and disgusting the thought of 70 year olds at it.
There's a thing in this week's Guardian online about two widowed people in their 90s who are enjoying the Sex. And good for them!
They should be glad they're still alive, I can't imagine the sex
Must be Viagra I imagine."
Little blue pills weren't mentioned, to the best of my recollection. I think it's splendid that two widowed people have found companionship and intimacy in their 90s. |
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