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Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media.
Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media.
Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆
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Oh terribly
Does this mean I get a winter Willie tax rebate  |
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media.
Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆
Oh terribly
Does this mean I get a winter Willie tax rebate "
Yes, 50p per inch lost  |
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By *bi HaiveMan 3 weeks ago
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media.
Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆
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67% of statistics are made up.
It's probably only 5% smaller, but the cold weather is a convenient excuse to claim 'it's usually way bigger than this, honest......'
70% of cases can be cured by sending boob pics apparently. 🤷♂️
*or by using deep heat as lube. |
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media.
Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆
67% of statistics are made up.
It's probably only 5% smaller, but the cold weather is a convenient excuse to claim 'it's usually way bigger than this, honest......'
70% of cases can be cured by sending boob pics apparently. 🤷♂️
*or by using deep heat as lube."
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media.
Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆
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You’ve just seen the same lad bible post on insta as me.
Is it winter all year round? |
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"I have to sit down to take a pee in winter 🥶😂
You don’t do that al the time?
It’s the future mate. Embrace the sit down piss forever more. "
I prefer to whip it out and shake it all about 😂😂 |
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"I have to sit down to take a pee in winter 🥶😂
You don’t do that al the time?
It’s the future mate. Embrace the sit down piss forever more.
I prefer to whip it out and shake it all about 😂😂"
I like doing the little bum shuffle to shake it about while I’m sat down.
Bob some music on in the bathroom and it’s like a disco move. |
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Generally for me no.
But I can confirm "600 miles on a motorbike in one Winter's day penis" was most definitely a thing in 1993.
For about 36 hours I had a shrivelled up and traumatised clit-cock.
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"I have to sit down to take a pee in winter 🥶😂
You don’t do that al the time?
It’s the future mate. Embrace the sit down piss forever more.
I prefer to whip it out and shake it all about 😂😂
I like doing the little bum shuffle to shake it about while I’m sat down.
Bob some music on in the bathroom and it’s like a disco move."
Sounds like Boogie Nights 😂 |
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media.
Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆
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Mine was already fuckign tiny! I’m afraid if we decide to meet up you may have to find the fucker if this winder dick is true! |
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media.
Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆
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Yeah, not knocking against those cervix’s atm.
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media.
Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆
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It's does get smaller when in the placid mode but once erect it's back to normal |
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"I like the fact that it's just above my knee now 😇
Do you still have to roll and tuck? Or does the winter penis self-fold?  "
Luckily it's not a roll and tuck job anymore but the loose joggers are definitely handy! |
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"I like the fact that it's just above my knee now 😇
Do you still have to roll and tuck? Or does the winter penis self-fold?
Luckily it's not a roll and tuck job anymore but the loose joggers are definitely handy!"
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media.
Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆
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Sadly its true  |
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media.
Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆
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Mine just will not make the damn bed. |
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media.
Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆
Sadly its true "
Winter will soon be over 🙏 |
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media.
Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆
Mine just will not make the damn bed."
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"Generally for me no.
But I can confirm "600 miles on a motorbike in one Winter's day penis" was most definitely a thing in 1993.
For about 36 hours I had a shrivelled up and traumatised clit-cock.
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A whole 36 hours to recover |
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Sharing a memory
I visited Cape Town many years ago I came across a beach called sandy bay which I found out was a nude beach. So I told my pals I’m going for a walk found a large rock and took my kit off and laid down naked . I was approached by a lovely lady and my cock and balls we’re out as it was hot
Anyway she some how convinced me to go In the water with her .
That water was so
Cold when I came out my cock was gone in hiding it completely disappeared that how cold it was . Then that ended there lol |
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Amazing timing for this post…
We came home from a walk today and Ben went to the toilet, he called out to me and said to come and look. When he showed me his cock it looked so tiny
Apparently whenever he’s outside for long periods of time and it’s really cold that happens. I can’t get the image out of my head, it looked like a thimble |
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This is another of those things that I can’t believe isn’t common knowledge for most women, like urinal cakes. If you think a coldie is funny, hold a pair of nuts in your hand ladies, they move on their own, like fortune telling fish you get from Christmas crackers! |
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"Winter penis...
I thought this was Father Christmas's randy brother?
Kinda like a Christmassy Pat Mustard 
What a perv, I bet he's on fab! "
I think the actor who played him is in fact dead. I blame all those sex starved hussies. They shagged him to death. Death by orgasm. |
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media.
Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆
Oh terribly
Does this mean I get a winter Willie tax rebate
Yes, 50p per inch lost "
Stay the same then |
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"Winter penis...
I thought this was Father Christmas's randy brother?
Kinda like a Christmassy Pat Mustard
What a perv, I bet he's on fab!
I think the actor who played him is in fact dead. I blame all those sex starved hussies. They shagged him to death. Death by orgasm."
I could think of worse ways to go  |
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"Winter penis...
I thought this was Father Christmas's randy brother?
Kinda like a Christmassy Pat Mustard
What a perv, I bet he's on fab!
I think the actor who played him is in fact dead. I blame all those sex starved hussies. They shagged him to death. Death by orgasm.
I could think of worse ways to go "
I guess unlike his brother he comes more than once a year 😂 |
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"Generally for me no.
But I can confirm "600 miles on a motorbike in one Winter's day penis" was most definitely a thing in 1993.
For about 36 hours I had a shrivelled up and traumatised clit-cock.
A whole 36 hours to recover "
And about 8 warm, borderline hot, baths and showers.
The chill was radiating through my thighs for almost a day as well - really cold to the touch.
Never got a cold in the four years I was a motorbike despatch rider - I think the extreme cold somehow stopped...getting a cold 🤷🏻♂️. |
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I do cold water plunges, it was -4c today, had to use a sledge hammer to break the 3cm ice. I don't usually have size issues, but after being in that freezing cold water for three mins...... I would never take a selfie . |
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"Winter penis...
I thought this was Father Christmas's randy brother?
Kinda like a Christmassy Pat Mustard
What a perv, I bet he's on fab!
I think the actor who played him is in fact dead. I blame all those sex starved hussies. They shagged him to death. Death by orgasm.
I could think of worse ways to go
I guess unlike his brother he comes more than once a year 😂"
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