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So she wants to have sex with me
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Literally only I could have such rubbish luck
Don’t knock it at least you had an offer
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I have had more offers for sex since UCAS opened this year (1) than I did university offers when I applied (0) |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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Talk about looking a gift horse square in the mouth and looking for the cloud in the silver lining 😂😂
You could always do the deed and change your identity then move away 😉 |
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"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters.
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Sir, I am not white. 
Oh! I do look more foreign than my wife, if that helps.
B"
I would have put you down as Scandi, Beef 😂 |
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"Talk about looking a gift horse square in the mouth and looking for the cloud in the silver lining 😂😂
You could always do the deed and change your identity then move away 😉"
Good call.
Ken Adams is coming soon  |
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"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters.
B
Sir, I am not white.
Oh! I do look more foreign than my wife, if that helps.
B"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 don’t fucking kill me 💀 |
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"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters.
B
Sir, I am not white.
Oh! I do look more foreign than my wife, if that helps.
B
I would have put you down as Scandi, Beef 😂"
Yeah foreign |
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"Do not let her know where you live!!
Use your burner phone, and a fake name.
In fact, wear a false moustache and a blonde wig.
She'll never be able to track you down.
Omg imagine me in a blonde wig  "
I'd try it. |
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"Tell her what she wants to hear and then fuck it and chuck it
Good God, that's probably the most disrespectful thing I've ever said  "
Disgusting Joe.
Pump and dump. There you go that's much more palatable. |
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way.
I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business?
I’m 27.
I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain."
I don’t know who that is.  |
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way.
I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business?
I’m 27.
I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain.
I don’t know who that is. "
oh just some blast from the past, who was always shooting his mouth off. |
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"Send her a link to your forum posts. Even a one off might be a push. ❤️
Oh was that comment above actually you from your burner? 
No, we're not on Twitter. ❤️"
Oh fair. Well you hating me wasn’t on my 2025 bucket list |
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way.
I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business?
I’m 27.
I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain.
I don’t know who that is.
oh just some blast from the past, who was always shooting his mouth off."
Nice. |
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way.
I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business?
I’m 27.
I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain.
I don’t know who that is.
oh just some blast from the past, who was always shooting his mouth off.
Nice. "
I'm just in a bitter mood, because I didn't get no smut love from TMN's thread. |
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way.
I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business?
I’m 27.
I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain.
I don’t know who that is.
oh just some blast from the past, who was always shooting his mouth off.
Nice.
I'm just in a bitter mood, because I didn't get no smut love from TMN's thread."
Nor did I my man. Charge it to the game |
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"I'm not keen on ons well only occasionally, i like regular 1 or 2, personally i find I'm more likely to explore, not a relationship just good sex with a bit of a connection x"
I hope you find it x |
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By *nnCeeWoman 8 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Tell her what she wants to hear and then fuck it and chuck it
Good God, that's probably the most disrespectful thing I've ever said
Mr KC uses "nail and bail" "
Quake, then break |
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off?
FFS  "
Don’t sweat it. You’ll never get round to organising a follow up - let her have the sentiment of your intent whilst you do nothing to make it happen and everyone’s a winner. |
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off?
FFS
Don’t sweat it. You’ll never get round to organising a follow up - let her have the sentiment of your intent whilst you do nothing to make it happen and everyone’s a winner. "
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