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That’s what I like about you…smut edition
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"I’m in. Obviously. But do you really want my smut all over your nipples, OP?" And here he is. Of course  | |||
"And here he is. Of course "You’re the one who lit the Smut Signal. | |||
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"And here he is. Of course
You’re the one who lit the Smut Signal."Smoke rising in the shape of a willy? | |||
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"although your body is fantastic "Aww, thanks. 🙏 | |||
"Aww damn I had some step sister smut lined up 😭 I'm gutted now " I think stepmum is still ok, don’t worry  | |||
"although your body is fantastic
Aww, thanks. 🙏 "Stand easy buttercup. | |||
"Aww damn I had some step sister smut lined up 😭 I'm gutted now I think stepmum is still ok, don’t worry "Is she going to tie me up and kiss me while stroking me? Like in the movies? | |||
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"Come on, smut fans! Spread the smutty love."  | |||
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"We’re in 😈" Very sexy photos x | |||
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"Smut requires effort" I like his ^ penis | |||
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"I’m in" Your latest picture is my kinda vibe. | |||
"It’s Friday, it’s perishing cold, and everyone’s skint and/or ill. It’s time for a twist on that’s what I like about you… instead of it being non-sexual, this is the smut edition! Say you’re in, then peruse the thread to find some fellow hotties. Send them some smut. Not generic graphic porn about banging your stepsister, something tailored to them. Remember to drop your filters. Let’s turn up the heat a little 🔥 Mrs TMN x" I like it when it’s cold it makes your nipples easier to find and twist | |||
"I’m in Your latest picture is my kinda vibe." You're looking hot yourself | |||
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"I’m in and browsing "I love those thighs | |||
"I'm not sure I've got any smut in me tonight " 11 minutes and not one man has asked if you'd like some in you. Poor show. 😂 | |||
"I'm not sure I've got any smut in me tonight 11 minutes and not one man has asked if you'd like some in you. Poor show. 😂" Well we are always being told to be respectful, maybe we've all finally listened. Careful what you wish for. 😉 | |||
"I'm not sure I've got any smut in me tonight 11 minutes and not one man has asked if you'd like some in you. Poor show. 😂" That arse. I would, I really would. | |||
"I'm not sure I've got any smut in me tonight 11 minutes and not one man has asked if you'd like some in you. Poor show. 😂 That arse. I would, I really would. "Ok maybe I got that one wrong. Meats back on the menu boys! | |||
"I'm not sure I've got any smut in me tonight 11 minutes and not one man has asked if you'd like some in you. Poor show. 😂 Well we are always being told to be respectful, maybe we've all finally listened. Careful what you wish for. 😉" Good point. It *is* a smut thread though. 🤔 | |||
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"I'm not sure I've got any smut in me tonight 11 minutes and not one man has asked if you'd like some in you. Poor show. 😂 That arse. I would, I really would.
Ok maybe I got that one wrong.
Meats back on the menu boys! "Ooh, I saw a whole thing about orcs knowing what a menu is suggests that there are restaurants in Mordor. Did I mention I have a superpower of making sexy things unsexy? 😂 | |||
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"I'm not sure I've got any smut in me tonight 11 minutes and not one man has asked if you'd like some in you. Poor show. 😂 Well we are always being told to be respectful, maybe we've all finally listened. Careful what you wish for. 😉 Good point. It *is* a smut thread though. 🤔" Maybe we need some boundaries, like what's a respectful level of smut? Some kind of smutometer to give us a bit of scaling. I imagine it's very stressful the dissonance, like how do we know if it's too smutty or not? My mind is a ball of smut, sometimes I even shock myself. 😲 | |||
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"I'm not sure I've got any smut in me tonight 11 minutes and not one man has asked if you'd like some in you. Poor show. 😂 That arse. I would, I really would.
Ok maybe I got that one wrong.
Meats back on the menu boys!
Ooh, I saw a whole thing about orcs knowing what a menu is suggests that there are restaurants in Mordor.
Did I mention I have a superpower of making sexy things unsexy? 😂"1. It was an Uruk hai that mentions the menu. Those created by saruman, I'm sure he knows about taverns. 2. Do you know how the orcs came to be? They were elves once. I'm sure elves have menus in Valinor. 😎 | |||
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"I'm not sure I've got any smut in me tonight 11 minutes and not one man has asked if you'd like some in you. Poor show. 😂 That arse. I would, I really would.
Ok maybe I got that one wrong.
Meats back on the menu boys!
Ooh, I saw a whole thing about orcs knowing what a menu is suggests that there are restaurants in Mordor.
Did I mention I have a superpower of making sexy things unsexy? 😂
1. It was an Uruk hai that mentions the menu. Those created by saruman, I'm sure he knows about taverns.
2. Do you know how the orcs came to be? They were elves once.
I'm sure elves have menus in Valinor.
😎"As I was in the middle of typing my post I said to B, with zero context, "Although, I'm sure they serve food in the Prancing Pony". He was obviously baffled, as zero context. But I think you and me are in agreement. | |||
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"Go on then smut me up" I'd like to spend the weekend smutting you up | |||
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"I'm not sure I've got any smut in me tonight 11 minutes and not one man has asked if you'd like some in you. Poor show. 😂 That arse. I would, I really would.
Ok maybe I got that one wrong.
Meats back on the menu boys!
Ooh, I saw a whole thing about orcs knowing what a menu is suggests that there are restaurants in Mordor.
Did I mention I have a superpower of making sexy things unsexy? 😂
1. It was an Uruk hai that mentions the menu. Those created by saruman, I'm sure he knows about taverns.
2. Do you know how the orcs came to be? They were elves once.
I'm sure elves have menus in Valinor.
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As I was in the middle of typing my post I said to B, with zero context, "Although, I'm sure they serve food in the Prancing Pony". He was obviously baffled, as zero context. But I think you and me are in agreement. "Would he teach the Uruk hai about taverns though? Would that be part of their education? | |||
"Forgive me father for I have sinned" Papa Pickle? | |||
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"I'm not sure I've got any smut in me tonight 11 minutes and not one man has asked if you'd like some in you. Poor show. 😂 That arse. I would, I really would.
Ok maybe I got that one wrong.
Meats back on the menu boys!
Ooh, I saw a whole thing about orcs knowing what a menu is suggests that there are restaurants in Mordor.
Did I mention I have a superpower of making sexy things unsexy? 😂
1. It was an Uruk hai that mentions the menu. Those created by saruman, I'm sure he knows about taverns.
2. Do you know how the orcs came to be? They were elves once.
I'm sure elves have menus in Valinor.
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As I was in the middle of typing my post I said to B, with zero context, "Although, I'm sure they serve food in the Prancing Pony". He was obviously baffled, as zero context. But I think you and me are in agreement.
Would he teach the Uruk hai about taverns though? Would that be part of their education? "Think what he had in his store room, Merry and Pippin's spoils of war. I doubt he gets his own food. The orcs and such will bring him a menu of sorts. Granted the Uruk Hai are only day/weeks/months old but I'm sure the word even in jovial slang would have been used among the ranks. | |||
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"I'm not sure I've got any smut in me tonight 11 minutes and not one man has asked if you'd like some in you. Poor show. 😂 That arse. I would, I really would.
Ok maybe I got that one wrong.
Meats back on the menu boys!
Ooh, I saw a whole thing about orcs knowing what a menu is suggests that there are restaurants in Mordor.
Did I mention I have a superpower of making sexy things unsexy? 😂"They do have restaurants in Mordor but you have to make reservations. One does not simply walk in | |||
"I'm not sure I've got any smut in me tonight 11 minutes and not one man has asked if you'd like some in you. Poor show. 😂 That arse. I would, I really would.
Ok maybe I got that one wrong.
Meats back on the menu boys!
Ooh, I saw a whole thing about orcs knowing what a menu is suggests that there are restaurants in Mordor.
Did I mention I have a superpower of making sexy things unsexy? 😂
They do have restaurants in Mordor but you have to make reservations. One does not simply walk in"Take me now. 😍🫠❤️😈 | |||
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Mrs TMN x | |||
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"I’m in. Up to my nuts." Up to your nuts in smuts? | |||
"I’m in. Up to my nuts. Up to your nuts in smuts?" Fuck yeah. Balls deep all the way. | |||
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"Morning smut, anyone? It takes a little more effort than “FAF?” or “nice tits” but the rewards can be worth it
Mrs TMN x"No-one smutted me last night. Sad times  | |||
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"No-one smutted me last night. Sad times "You’re not alone. No-one sent me smut either. (Photos, yes. Smut, no.) | |||
"Morning smut, anyone? It takes a little more effort than “FAF?” or “nice tits” but the rewards can be worth it
Mrs TMN x
No-one smutted me last night. Sad times "· Likewise, I ended up 'smutting' myself. I suppose self care is nothing to be sniffed at. 🥲 | |||
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"Likewise, I ended up 'smutting' myself. I suppose self care is nothing to be sniffed at. 🥲" So long as you still respect yourself in the morning. | |||
"Morning smut, anyone? It takes a little more effort than “FAF?” or “nice tits” but the rewards can be worth it
Mrs TMN x
No-one smutted me last night. Sad times "I dropped filters for this last night. I got more than I bargained for, but not from this thread. Overall though, it has resulted in two smuttings. I am pleased. 😂 | |||
"No-one smutted me last night. Sad times
You’re not alone. No-one sent me smut either.
(Photos, yes. Smut, no.)"Mr KC has just been into the bedroom, where I am wallowing and has very kindly nibbled all over my body in a teasing but also somewhat dominant fashion. Maybe counts as being smutted?! | |||
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"Morning smut, anyone? It takes a little more effort than “FAF?” or “nice tits” but the rewards can be worth it
Mrs TMN x
No-one smutted me last night. Sad times
I dropped filters for this last night. I got more than I bargained for, but not from this thread.
Overall though, it has resulted in two smuttings. I am pleased. 😂"Julie, I'd smut with you | |||
"Likewise, I ended up 'smutting' myself. I suppose self care is nothing to be sniffed at. 🥲 · So long as you still respect yourself in the morning." • I ended up reading my old/vintage magazine copies of Arena, SKY and FHM with River Phoenix on the cover. My favourite type of pulp fiction. | |||
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"In honesty, it's a fine line to tread. The non-sexual TWILAY, sometimes you really want to say "that photo is 🔥" or "I think your body is amazing." Here in the Smut TWILAY it feels a bit mean to append that with "but I'm not actually interested in you in that way" 😂" Like, I massively admire your arse in fishnets but I only want to look? | |||
"Here in the Smut TWILAY it feels a bit mean to append that with "but I'm not actually interested in you in that way" 😂" Hang on. There are people who are not interested in you ‘in that way’? I don’t believe it. | |||
"In honesty, it's a fine line to tread. The non-sexual TWILAY, sometimes you really want to say "that photo is 🔥" or "I think your body is amazing." Here in the Smut TWILAY it feels a bit mean to append that with "but I'm not actually interested in you in that way" 😂 Like, I massively admire your arse in fishnets but I only want to look? "You're good at this! I'm going to try... I very much enjoy yours and Mr KC's garden photos and the clear connection they show. 😍 | |||
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"Here in the Smut TWILAY it feels a bit mean to append that with "but I'm not actually interested in you in that way" 😂 Hang on. There are people who are not interested in you ‘in that way’? I don’t believe it." Neatly misread there RTG. 👌👏🤣 | |||
"Neatly misread there RTG. 👌👏🤣" Sometimes it takes real effort to reach all the way over the stick so I can grab the wrong end. | |||
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"Hey Op, is Mr NipNips in? Asking for a friend." Of course! | |||
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"In honesty, it's a fine line to tread. The non-sexual TWILAY, sometimes you really want to say "that photo is 🔥" or "I think your body is amazing." Here in the Smut TWILAY it feels a bit mean to append that with "but I'm not actually interested in you in that way" 😂" It is, isn’t it? To be fair, the smutty twist was originally your idea. So you’ve only got yourself to blame for that awkwardness | |||
"In honesty, it's a fine line to tread. The non-sexual TWILAY, sometimes you really want to say "that photo is 🔥" or "I think your body is amazing." Here in the Smut TWILAY it feels a bit mean to append that with "but I'm not actually interested in you in that way" 😂 It is, isn’t it? To be fair, the smutty twist was originally your idea. So you’ve only got yourself to blame for that awkwardness "Ouch. 😂 Yeah, sometimes I have great ideas that I don't think all the way through. 😅 | |||
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"In honesty, it's a fine line to tread. The non-sexual TWILAY, sometimes you really want to say "that photo is 🔥" or "I think your body is amazing." Here in the Smut TWILAY it feels a bit mean to append that with "but I'm not actually interested in you in that way" 😂 It is, isn’t it? To be fair, the smutty twist was originally your idea. So you’ve only got yourself to blame for that awkwardness
Ouch. 😂
Yeah, sometimes I have great ideas that I don't think all the way through. 😅"Well this has never happened to me Oh wait | |||
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"Morning smut, anyone? It takes a little more effort than “FAF?” or “nice tits” but the rewards can be worth it
Mrs TMN x
No-one smutted me last night. Sad times "I got smutted but from people that have already seen me naked. No fresh smut for me | |||
"Morning smut, anyone? It takes a little more effort than “FAF?” or “nice tits” but the rewards can be worth it
Mrs TMN x
No-one smutted me last night. Sad times
I got smutted but from people that have already seen me naked. No fresh smut for me"Aside the lovely Julie, same here. Same. | |||
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"Hey, you! Yeah, you know who you are. As my helmet was juuussst opening you apart, I'd pinch your clit. Not too hard. Just hard enough to make you squeal a little and convulse. So your neck was exposed once you jerked and I could warm-breathe-kiss it. In a few areas. A fair few times... Hold a boob...gently, harder, then a slap and a nipple pinch. Again, not too hard but enough to make you exhale pleasure-pain and convulse. But my other hand, fingers, would be entwined with one of yours, and as you convulsed and tried lifting up, involuntarily, I'd use my strength to keep that arm down. Keep YOU pinned down. So yeah, you'd feel pinned, overwhelmed, nerve-endings jangling with the little sensory overloads, alternating "shocks" with warm, sensuous waves of pleasure. Somewhat at my mercy, somewhat happy to be so. Anyway, that's the hors d'oeuvres. The rest of the seven courses later. For you. Yeah....YOU. Maybe I meant "her" though 🤔 .... 🫦💦💋."I mean, I thought it had done "enough" for a bit of recognition, even if just a putdown, ya know 🤷🏻♂️ | |||
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"Who knew Sunday smut was so good "With a body like yours smut can’t be far from your inbox .. | |||
"I’d like some smut. But alas" I'll smut you. Twice | |||
"I’d like some smut. But alas I'll smut you. Twice "just don’t make a mess | |||
"I’d like some smut. But alas I'll smut you. Twice just don’t make a mess"I've got tissues | |||
"Hey, you! Yeah, you know who you are. As my helmet was juuussst opening you apart, I'd pinch your clit. Not too hard. Just hard enough to make you squeal a little and convulse. So your neck was exposed once you jerked and I could warm-breathe-kiss it. In a few areas. A fair few times... Hold a boob...gently, harder, then a slap and a nipple pinch. Again, not too hard but enough to make you exhale pleasure-pain and convulse. But my other hand, fingers, would be entwined with one of yours, and as you convulsed and tried lifting up, involuntarily, I'd use my strength to keep that arm down. Keep YOU pinned down. So yeah, you'd feel pinned, overwhelmed, nerve-endings jangling with the little sensory overloads, alternating "shocks" with warm, sensuous waves of pleasure. Somewhat at my mercy, somewhat happy to be so. Anyway, that's the hors d'oeuvres. The rest of the seven courses later. For you. Yeah....YOU. Maybe I meant "her" though 🤔 .... 🫦💦💋.
I mean, I thought it had done "enough" for a bit of recognition, even if just a putdown, ya know 🤷🏻♂️"I liked it Nicky. I thought it was for her though. 😉 | |||
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"Hey, you! Yeah, you know who you are. As my helmet was juuussst opening you apart, I'd pinch your clit. Not too hard. Just hard enough to make you squeal a little and convulse. So your neck was exposed once you jerked and I could warm-breathe-kiss it. In a few areas. A fair few times... Hold a boob...gently, harder, then a slap and a nipple pinch. Again, not too hard but enough to make you exhale pleasure-pain and convulse. But my other hand, fingers, would be entwined with one of yours, and as you convulsed and tried lifting up, involuntarily, I'd use my strength to keep that arm down. Keep YOU pinned down. So yeah, you'd feel pinned, overwhelmed, nerve-endings jangling with the little sensory overloads, alternating "shocks" with warm, sensuous waves of pleasure. Somewhat at my mercy, somewhat happy to be so. Anyway, that's the hors d'oeuvres. The rest of the seven courses later. For you. Yeah....YOU. Maybe I meant "her" though 🤔 .... 🫦💦💋.
I mean, I thought it had done "enough" for a bit of recognition, even if just a putdown, ya know 🤷🏻♂️
I liked it Nicky. I thought it was for her though. 😉" Brilliant xxxx | |||
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