"I've not shaved my fanny for years. I do shave my bum though. I love a bush at the front but not at the back.
Do you use a mirror or are you a contortionist?
Neither. I squat and pray. 🙏"
Oh so that's what praying is for! I often wondered. American's must have very smooth butts |
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By *bi HaiveMan 3 weeks ago
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"I've not shaved my fanny for years. I do shave my bum though. I love a bush at the front but not at the back.
Do you use a mirror or are you a contortionist?
Neither. I squat and pray. 🙏"
Both cheeks too or just the donut? 🤔 |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"I've not shaved my fanny for years. I do shave my bum though. I love a bush at the front but not at the back.
Do you use a mirror or are you a contortionist?
Neither. I squat and pray. 🙏"
I bet God loves you, he probably says to the Angels, “she only talks to me when shaving her arse”!! 😂 |
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