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over a year ago
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I (B) have never had to dump someone since the invention of mobile phones and computers. I'm sure the same could be said for Ju. (Hope so anyway)
The cowardly way when I was courting was to get your mate to do the dumping.
Your couldn't even ignore their calls as there was also no caller ID in those days.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Unchain them and let them go."
Or leave them chained up...
How about writing "you're dumped" backwards across their forehead in permanent marker while they are asleep?
Or sending them a box with a headless teddy bear and "you're dumped" written on a post-it rammed down into the neck stuffing?
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I once got my friend Mark (who is a ninja) to dump my girlfriend for me by phone as it was her birthday and I didn't want to buy her a present.
The good news is we got back together after her birthday, I'm not a fucking monster! |
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"I once got my friend Mark (who is a ninja) to dump my girlfriend for me by phone as it was her birthday and I didn't want to buy her a present.
The good news is we got back together after her birthday, I'm not a fucking monster! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Face to face if its logistically possible, phone call if not.
If it's not a relationship but a friendship or casual sex then slowly withdrawing from all communications can be easier than a face to face thing.
I've done the face to face 'we're seeing too much of each other' I dont want to be your .... and it didn't end well.  |
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"Unchain them and let them go.
Or leave them chained up...
How about writing "you're dumped" backwards across their forehead in permanent marker while they are asleep?
Or sending them a box with a headless teddy bear and "you're dumped" written on a post-it rammed down into the neck stuffing?
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ooooh elaborate dumping, like it. How about the old route to work trick. Get bedsheets and hang them along your intended victims route to work. Paint on the first one the name so they get excited, then "you're dumped!". Then further along any of the following
You're shit in bed.
You have the clap.
I killed your goldfish.
Just used you to get to your friend.
Have a clout like a welly top/willy like a toddlers finger.
You suck the joy from my very soul.
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"Unchain them and let them go.
Or leave them chained up...
How about writing "you're dumped" backwards across their forehead in permanent marker while they are asleep?
Or sending them a box with a headless teddy bear and "you're dumped" written on a post-it rammed down into the neck stuffing?
ooooh elaborate dumping, like it. How about the old route to work trick. Get bedsheets and hang them along your intended victims route to work. Paint on the first one the name so they get excited, then "you're dumped!". Then further along any of the following
You're shit in bed.
You have the clap.
I killed your goldfish.
Just used you to get to your friend.
Have a clout like a welly top/willy like a toddlers finger.
You suck the joy from my very soul.
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Just nipping out to buy some sheets.... |
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My ex husband went to work in the morning and disappeared for three days, he then rang to tell me he had left me. I kind of guessed. I had noway of contacting him in that time so i was a bit worried to start with |
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"My ex husband went to work in the morning and disappeared for three days, he then rang to tell me he had left me. I kind of guessed. I had noway of contacting him in that time so i was a bit worried to start with"
At least he called you!
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"My ex husband went to work in the morning and disappeared for three days, he then rang to tell me he had left me. I kind of guessed. I had noway of contacting him in that time so i was a bit worried to start with"
Wish all my ex husbands would sod off. |
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