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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago

Am I just paranoid? I drive an oldish BMW 3 series. Convertible, looks great blacked out balck car wheels windows all that. A guy sprinted after my car christmas eve morning after walking past. Other night my roof and boot were open. Tonight I drive home there's an unusual car at the end of my street. Guy in driver seat hoody on and balaclava on.

I don't know if I should be paranlid cos it's not an expensive car, no m3 or anything like that. But can't help feel paranoid. What would you do

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By *agicman88988Man 3 weeks ago

Southend

If you notice it following you again, make four right/left turns in a row and if they are still there then something's up

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By *a LunaWoman 3 weeks ago

South Wales

I don’t like the sound of the guy in a balaclava. That sounds well dodgy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago

My car isn't exactly the most expensive on my street. But, with it being all blacked out, I don't know what to tjink

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

It is cold tonight to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago

Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies"

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?"

My neighbour 2 doors down has a ring camera. He showed me footage of a guy trying the door on my old car which I parked in same place

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By *allySlinkyWoman 3 weeks ago

Leeds


" I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies"

Cunt

Pussies

I don't like you using female genitalia as terms of abuse.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 3 weeks ago

North West

I'd keep your car keys somewhere VERY difficult to find, if I were you. And triple check your doors/windows are locked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago


" I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Cunt

Pussies

I don't like you using female genitalia as terms of abuse. "

Sorry. Soft ass lil bitches

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago


"I'd keep your car keys somewhere VERY difficult to find, if I were you. And triple check your doors/windows are locked."

Keys are in my pocket. They get into my house, they won't do anything

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 3 weeks ago

North West


" I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Cunt

Pussies

I don't like you using female genitalia as terms of abuse.

Sorry. Soft ass lil bitches"

Bitch is a reference to a female too. Just of the canine variety 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago


" I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Cunt

Pussies

I don't like you using female genitalia as terms of abuse.

Sorry. Soft ass lil bitches

Bitch is a reference to a female too. Just of the canine variety 🤷🏻‍♀️"

Yeah but not about the clunge

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?

My neighbour 2 doors down has a ring camera. He showed me footage of a guy trying the door on my old car which I parked in same place"

Might be worth investing in one yourself...

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?

My neighbour 2 doors down has a ring camera. He showed me footage of a guy trying the door on my old car which I parked in same place

Might be worth investing in one yourself... "

Nah fuck em. They know everything that happens around here anyway. They'll see shit I would never think is worth seeing

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By *elix SightedMan 3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Am I just paranoid? I drive an oldish BMW 3 series. Convertible, looks great blacked out balck car wheels windows all that. A guy sprinted after my car christmas eve morning after walking past. Other night my roof and boot were open. Tonight I drive home there's an unusual car at the end of my street. Guy in driver seat hoody on and balaclava on.

I don't know if I should be paranlid cos it's not an expensive car, no m3 or anything like that. But can't help feel paranoid. What would you do"

Paint it pink.

Or change the initials round so it says MWB. That’ll confuse em.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago

Think I'm just paranoid. Chancers and dealers around me. My roof being open at 2 am is probably from sitting on keys. I'm going for a drive and keep an eye out for dodgy people

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?

My neighbour 2 doors down has a ring camera. He showed me footage of a guy trying the door on my old car which I parked in same place

Might be worth investing in one yourself...

Nah fuck em. They know everything that happens around here anyway. They'll see shit I would never think is worth seeing"

So why post about it if you're going to ignore advice ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?

My neighbour 2 doors down has a ring camera. He showed me footage of a guy trying the door on my old car which I parked in same place

Might be worth investing in one yourself...

Nah fuck em. They know everything that happens around here anyway. They'll see shit I would never think is worth seeing

So why post about it if you're going to ignore advice ??"

It's not my house to install surveillance systems

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By *ot so needyMan 3 weeks ago

Galway

It's a 3 series BMW.

Just give them the keys.

😂

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?

My neighbour 2 doors down has a ring camera. He showed me footage of a guy trying the door on my old car which I parked in same place

Might be worth investing in one yourself...

Nah fuck em. They know everything that happens around here anyway. They'll see shit I would never think is worth seeing

So why post about it if you're going to ignore advice ??

It's not my house to install surveillance systems"

Ah ok... might be worth speaking to your landlord about it

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Maybe worth getting a tracker. Can get them for twenty quid or so and they alters you to movements on your phone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?

My neighbour 2 doors down has a ring camera. He showed me footage of a guy trying the door on my old car which I parked in same place

Might be worth investing in one yourself...

Nah fuck em. They know everything that happens around here anyway. They'll see shit I would never think is worth seeing

So why post about it if you're going to ignore advice ??

It's not my house to install surveillance systems

Ah ok... might be worth speaking to your landlord about it "

I live with my mum lol. Saving up for a house

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By *oastal1968Man 3 weeks ago

London

You're car sounds so cool! With blacked out windows and stuff....

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By *reggSausageMan 3 weeks ago

derby

Ring doorbells are wireless so there’s no real installation…. Also call me naive and I haven’t lived in London for thirty years but do people wear balaclavas for shits and giggles down there now, I’d be on the phone to the police or don’t they do anything about shit like that now

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago

This car isn't worth trackers or anything but it looks like it's worth more than it is. It's a 6 grand car

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 3 weeks ago

The Continental


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?

My neighbour 2 doors down has a ring camera. He showed me footage of a guy trying the door on my old car which I parked in same place

Might be worth investing in one yourself...

Nah fuck em. They know everything that happens around here anyway. They'll see shit I would never think is worth seeing

So why post about it if you're going to ignore advice ??

It's not my house to install surveillance systems

Ah ok... might be worth speaking to your landlord about it

I live with my mum lol. Saving up for a house"

Your mums hardly gonna object them is she? So get a doorbell cam on.

GPS tracker dots are cheap as chips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago


"Ring doorbells are wireless so there’s no real installation…. Also call me naive and I haven’t lived in London for thirty years but do people wear balaclavas for shits and giggles down there now, I’d be on the phone to the police or don’t they do anything about shit like that now "

Actually yeah they wear them for the sake of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago


"You're car sounds so cool! With blacked out windows and stuff...."

I wouldn't normally, but I saw it like that and I love my bmw convertibles. So long and look great, drive great

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?

My neighbour 2 doors down has a ring camera. He showed me footage of a guy trying the door on my old car which I parked in same place

Might be worth investing in one yourself...

Nah fuck em. They know everything that happens around here anyway. They'll see shit I would never think is worth seeing

So why post about it if you're going to ignore advice ??

It's not my house to install surveillance systems

Ah ok... might be worth speaking to your landlord about it

I live with my mum lol. Saving up for a house

Your mums hardly gonna object them is she? So get a doorbell cam on.

GPS tracker dots are cheap as chips.

"

This is also why I'm paranoid. My mum had her car nicked last year. Was a fucking beetle. Guy broke in for keys

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 3 weeks ago

The Continental

It’s a no brainer then

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago


"It’s a no brainer then"

Half the street has cameras. Guy got caught within a half hour

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 3 weeks ago

Southampton


"It’s a no brainer then

Half the street has cameras. Guy got caught within a half hour"

Well that's good news

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago


"It’s a no brainer then

Half the street has cameras. Guy got caught within a half hour

Well that's good news "

He crashed the car and came back for the tv

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 3 weeks ago

Southampton


"It’s a no brainer then

Half the street has cameras. Guy got caught within a half hour

Well that's good news

He crashed the car and came back for the tv"

He sounds like a right clown lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago


"It’s a no brainer then

Half the street has cameras. Guy got caught within a half hour

Well that's good news

He crashed the car and came back for the tv

He sounds like a right clown lol"

He obviously was. Apparently he was on day release from prison. Thick fuck but my mum loved that car

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 3 weeks ago

Southampton


"It’s a no brainer then

Half the street has cameras. Guy got caught within a half hour

Well that's good news

He crashed the car and came back for the tv

He sounds like a right clown lol

He obviously was. Apparently he was on day release from prison. Thick fuck but my mum loved that car"

Some people never learn.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago

I'm going for a drive. See if I see any suspicious characters on my way out

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By *ou only live onceMan 3 weeks ago

London


"Ring doorbells are wireless so there’s no real installation…. Also call me naive and I haven’t lived in London for thirty years but do people wear balaclavas for shits and giggles down there now, I’d be on the phone to the police or don’t they do anything about shit like that now "

Don't know about London, but the OP is in Leeds...

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 3 weeks ago

The Continental

And if you see any?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago


"And if you see any? "

I'll fight them. People around here are weak

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago


"Ring doorbells are wireless so there’s no real installation…. Also call me naive and I haven’t lived in London for thirty years but do people wear balaclavas for shits and giggles down there now, I’d be on the phone to the police or don’t they do anything about shit like that now

Don't know about London, but the OP is in Leeds..."

Oh yeah. London has more stabbists

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By *ou only live onceMan 3 weeks ago

London


"Ring doorbells are wireless so there’s no real installation…. Also call me naive and I haven’t lived in London for thirty years but do people wear balaclavas for shits and giggles down there now, I’d be on the phone to the police or don’t they do anything about shit like that now

Don't know about London, but the OP is in Leeds...

Oh yeah. London has more stabbists"

Good to know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    3 weeks ago

Yeah I went out started car let it warm up. Lowered roof drove about. No one about. Just paranoia I guess

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Ryde

Not wishing to deliberately put the shits up you, but from recent experience, it's the right thing to worry.

About 2 months ago, it was 1am and I had just taken a mega-dump, blocking the bog in the process. Having to wait for it to slowly drain before flushing through each time was a very boring process. Don't worry - I'm getting to the point!

My bathroom faces onto the main road, and I was idly gazing out the window to pass the time. After 30 minutes of thrilling nothingness, I noticed a car pulling up right outside my house, slowing down long enough to let out two passengers, both dressed like ninjas, including face/head bandaging and tactical backpacks. This was an almost military deployment as the car sped off as the "ninjas" ran down the road.

About 3 minutes later, there was a load of shouting before the car sped along to (presumably) pick up its passengers before fleeing the scene. The police arrived a minute later, and spent the next two hours fruitlessly searching for their suspects, even though they were long gone.

The next day, I heard that this was a meticulously planned burglary, breaking in when they knew the occupants were home to cause maximum terror for their victims.

I finally unblocked the bog. The police left. The wife slept through it. I went back to bed. The people were never caught.

I know that this has nothing to do with cars being nicked, but the way that criminals are becoming more brazen means that you should try and protect you and your things as much as possible. Paranoia just sharpens your sense of self-preservation.

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By *ornucopiaMan 3 weeks ago

Bexley


"Ring doorbells are wireless so there’s no real installation…. Also call me naive and I haven’t lived in London for thirty years but do people wear balaclavas for shits and giggles down there now, I’d be on the phone to the police or don’t they do anything about shit like that now "

Thirty years ago the police might have been vaguely bothered about this problem.

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By *icentiousCouple 3 weeks ago

Up on them there hills

Think I’d be concerned about the situation.

Be even more concerned it got into my mind.

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By *icolerobbieCouple 3 weeks ago

walsall


" I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Cunt

Pussies

I don't like you using female genitalia as terms of abuse. "

Maybe he should call them bell ends, cocks and ball bags in the name of equality.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS 3 weeks ago

Bedford

Put a mannequin in the car with a balaclava on it. A baby monitor in the car with parent receiver in it so when the dodgy person comes near the car start speaking like a cop code speak.

Or put ring doorbell cam in the car with phone access.

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By *ealitybitesMan 3 weeks ago

Belfast

I think I'm paranoid too.

Some guy in a blacked out BMW is driving around the neighbourhood late at night with the roof down. Looks very suss.

If it wasn't was Ethel at 69 braving the cold in her balaclava keeping the streets safe, we wouldn't be aware of the dangers.

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