I know people often complain about tradesmen not turning up. I arranged for a sexy young roofer to arrive at 7am today. He turned up 6.51. I was very satisfied by his performance. Not so impressed that he kept his Leeds United bobble hat on.
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"He cleared my gully
Did he need to use rods..?
Or does he have his own..?
Water jets, obvs 
Really clogged up then.. 
She was full up. Had to do front and back pipes "
Bet the neighbours were up in arms at the noise, that's a lot of revs needed to flush those through.. |
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"What did you have on when you greeted him at the door?
A big fluffy dressing gown. But when he came upstairs to my bedroom I took it off to reveal a sheer black negligee and pink silk knickers. "
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"What did you have on when you greeted him at the door?
A big fluffy dressing gown. But when he came upstairs to my bedroom I took it off to reveal a sheer black negligee and pink silk knickers. "
If he's asked to look in your bedroom Sally, he might not be a proper roofer..
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"What did you have on when you greeted him at the door?
A big fluffy dressing gown. But when he came upstairs to my bedroom I took it off to reveal a sheer black negligee and pink silk knickers. "
And the door was left ajar so he could see you getting changed? |
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And the door was left ajar so he could see you getting changed?"
I didn't get changed. I already had it on under the dressing gown.
He left the ensuite door ajar when he washed his penis in the sink afterwards. |
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And the door was left ajar so he could see you getting changed?
I didn't get changed. I already had it on under the dressing gown.
He left the ensuite door ajar when he washed his penis in the sink afterwards. "
Cleanliness is next to godliness |
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If he's asked to look in your bedroom Sally, he might not be a proper roofer..
But that's where my leaking crack is"
You probably need a plumber too..
Maybe even a painter, they fill lots of cracks.. |
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If he's asked to look in your bedroom Sally, he might not be a proper roofer..
But that's where my leaking crack is
You probably need a plumber too..
Maybe even a painter, they fill lots of cracks.."
I wonder if he brought his sealant gun and special filler? 🤔😂 |
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