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The female equivalent of a male holding the door open for you...
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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man 7 days ago
North Worcestershire |
A random 6:57am thought as I contemplate getting out of bed....
I think the equivalent for a female (as per thread title) would be:-
When she's in doggy.. high arch, taking an absolute pounding... supporting herself on nothing but her chin, jaw and breast bone and she holds her ass cheeks apart for you.
Remember guys.... she's doing this for you. That shit ain't easy and needs to be appreciated.
So ladies, thank you for that. Have a great day |
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"Where's everyone's sense of naughty humour this morning? 🤷♂️
It's just a bit of light hearted banter"
Apparently, light hearted banter is frowned upon around here OP.
You'd be better talking about cakes or books  |
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"Where's everyone's sense of naughty humour this morning? 🤷♂️
It's just a bit of light hearted banter
Apparently, light hearted banter is frowned upon around here OP.
You'd be better talking about cakes or books "
Books about cakes? A Nigella recipe book! |
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"Where's everyone's sense of naughty humour this morning? 🤷♂️
It's just a bit of light hearted banter
Apparently, light hearted banter is frowned upon around here OP.
You'd be better talking about cakes or books
Books about cakes? A Nigella recipe book!"
Two birds one.. wait, is it cup or stone?   |
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"Where's everyone's sense of naughty humour this morning? 🤷♂️
It's just a bit of light hearted banter
Apparently, light hearted banter is frowned upon around here OP.
You'd be better talking about cakes or books
Books about cakes? A Nigella recipe book!
Two birds one.. wait, is it cup or stone? "
Cup. It's an American recipe book  |
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"Where's everyone's sense of naughty humour this morning? 🤷♂️
It's just a bit of light hearted banter
Apparently, light hearted banter is frowned upon around here OP.
You'd be better talking about cakes or books
Books about cakes? A Nigella recipe book!
Two birds one.. wait, is it cup or stone?
Cup. It's an American recipe book "
That's the one!  |
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"and holding a door ain't easy??!
...I'm just waiting for WildTimes to turn up and drop his 'make a sandwich' 💣
😂😂😂 Always 🥪
Ain't keto tho, is it? Sandwich denied."
Never heard of Keto bread...
Anyway when you look me you can eat what you want! 😉 |
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"and holding a door ain't easy??!
...I'm just waiting for WildTimes to turn up and drop his 'make a sandwich' 💣
😂😂😂 Always 🥪
Ain't keto tho, is it? Sandwich denied.
Never heard of Keto bread...
Anyway when you look me you can eat what you want! 😉"
Mate, if I eat anything, I think my gallbladder will explode. Nil by mouth except for water here  |
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By *100Man 7 days ago
Essex |
"Where's everyone's sense of naughty humour this morning? 🤷♂️
It's just a bit of light hearted banter"
It is a very sexy image you put in my mind this morning OP
But you lot are brutal let’s have a bit of fun in 2025 |
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"Is it just the north east where everyone regardless of gender hold the door open for each other?
No, no mate, still happens everywhere where there is some common decency. Even in the Valleys ☺️"
So if you hold the door open for me do I need to spread my cheeks? |
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"Is it just the north east where everyone regardless of gender hold the door open for each other?
No, no mate, still happens everywhere where there is some common decency. Even in the Valleys ☺️
So if you hold the door open for me do I need to spread my cheeks? "
if that's how it works in the North East, who am I to argue with tradition and etiquette?! |
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