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By *apio51Man 3 weeks ago
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Sex toys. All the sex toys. I’d be a quivering wreck of a woman after just one hour.
There seems to be so many for women and there doesn’t appear to be the same kind of stigma attached to buying one. Nobody even bats an eyelid when those giant tentacle ones get bought.
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"Sex toys. All the sex toys. I’d be a quivering wreck of a woman after just one hour.
There seems to be so many for women and there doesn’t appear to be the same kind of stigma attached to buying one. Nobody even bats an eyelid when those giant tentacle ones get bought.
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Have a lady wank. Think “Hmm, that was actually alright” and try it with something stuffed up there. Up. It.
Realise there’s a future in having things stuffed up there.
Make a fab profile.
Spend hours deleting terrible messages.
Perfect sarcasm.
Have a hot drink holding it with both hands.
Have a quick period.
Meet someone half decent.
Experience disappointing sex.
Remember to do the ironing whilst I enjoy it.
Watch reality tv.
Gossip about reality tv.
Drink wine in the bath.
Wonder if I could drink a bath full of wine.
Browse the internet for cushions.
Have another lady wank.
Fall asleep at 9pm. |
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"As I don't have a wife I'd turn into Rachel Riley. Then I'd invite Katy Perry and Mila Kunis over for some girly chat time involving drinks in the hot tub. "
Haha 🤣🤣🤣 Can you add Eva Mendes to that party!? Ta 👍 |
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Go straight out and shop for nice sexy clothes withiut getting wierd looks, flirt a lot, Go out as much as I can showing meself off and find a few men to fuck like a dirty slut especially and hice thick cocked black man |
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