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By *ir toot OP Man 1 week ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Eggs benedict with smoked salmon & chives please and an slmond croisant and a syrong espresso moka pot. I like to pour my own. Thank you."
Of course coming right up, anything else?
Happy new years! |
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By *ir toot OP Man 1 week ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Morning may I please have some bran flakes.of course you can, would you like anything else?
Happy new years!
Now now, is that on offer *said with tongue in cheek*"
Well I'll let your imagination deal woth that, i do shoulder rub now though apparently.  |
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By *ir toot OP Man 1 week ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Coffee and toast would be perfect 
Absolutely coming right up, would you like anything else?
Happy new years!
Shoulder rub?
Happy new year!
Oh go one then I can do that for you.
Why, thank you "
Your most certainly welcome, got to the start the year off right after all. |
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By *ir toot OP Man 1 week ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Cuppa tea and a full English please  .of course coming right up!
Would you like anything else?
Happy new years!
A natter, before we go off ice-skating 
Happy New year  "
.oh absolutely natter away.
I've got the tickets. |
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By *ChubsMan 1 week ago
West Midlands |
"Full English (no black pudding or mushrooms tho), with poached egg, fried bread & a black coffee please Toots 
Coming right up, my good man.
Would.younlile anything else?
Happy new years!"
That'll do for now |
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By *ir toot OP Man 1 week ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Full English (no black pudding or mushrooms tho), with poached egg, fried bread & a black coffee please Toots
Coming right up, my good man.
Would.younlile anything else?
Happy new years!
That'll do for now "
Shout if you do.  |
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By *ir toot OP Man 1 week ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Full English with no black pudding or tomato, white toast, and a caramel latte. Oh, and a glass of tap water please.
And a happy new year to you too..."
Coming right up.
Would you like Anything else?
Happy news my good sir! |
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"Full English with no black pudding or tomato, white toast, and a caramel latte. Oh, and a glass of tap water please.
And a happy new year to you too...
Coming right up.
Would you like Anything else?
Happy news my good sir!"
Wow, fast and looks fantastic. The brekky isn't bad either.
All good for now my good man. Sterling job you're doing. Keep it up, and keep doing the sterling work. |
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By *ir toot OP Man 1 week ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Full English with no black pudding or tomato, white toast, and a caramel latte. Oh, and a glass of tap water please.
And a happy new year to you too...
Coming right up.
Would you like Anything else?
Happy news my good sir!
Wow, fast and looks fantastic. The brekky isn't bad either.
All good for now my good man. Sterling job you're doing. Keep it up, and keep doing the sterling work."
Enjoy sir,have a stellar new years day, and please come again. |
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"Anyone else else triggered by toots being naked around hot food and drink? Not sure I can watch...
I'll put them back on in a second. Sorry 🤣 "
Don't do it on my account but I'll just leave this H&S risk assessment here for you to look over later whilst you're applying this ointment go the affected areas. |
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"Full English with no black pudding or tomato, white toast, and a caramel latte. Oh, and a glass of tap water please.
And a happy new year to you too...
Coming right up.
Would you like Anything else?
Happy news my good sir!
Wow, fast and looks fantastic. The brekky isn't bad either.
All good for now my good man. Sterling job you're doing. Keep it up, and keep doing the sterling work.
Enjoy sir,have a stellar new years day, and please come again. "
Oooh, I thought I'd got away with that one under the table. |
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By *ir toot OP Man 1 week ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Full English with no black pudding or tomato, white toast, and a caramel latte. Oh, and a glass of tap water please.
And a happy new year to you too...
Coming right up.
Would you like Anything else?
Happy news my good sir!
Wow, fast and looks fantastic. The brekky isn't bad either.
All good for now my good man. Sterling job you're doing. Keep it up, and keep doing the sterling work.
Enjoy sir,have a stellar new years day, and please come again.
Oooh, I thought I'd got away with that one under the table."
Sir telling me to wear my clothes while your busting one out to fuck knows what... wait.. 
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"Full English with no black pudding or tomato, white toast, and a caramel latte. Oh, and a glass of tap water please.
And a happy new year to you too...
Coming right up.
Would you like Anything else?
Happy news my good sir!
Wow, fast and looks fantastic. The brekky isn't bad either.
All good for now my good man. Sterling job you're doing. Keep it up, and keep doing the sterling work.
Enjoy sir,have a stellar new years day, and please come again.
Oooh, I thought I'd got away with that one under the table.
Sir telling me to wear my clothes while your busting one out to fuck knows what... wait..
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The clothes were for your safety... Now, please can I have another napkin? |
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By *ir toot OP Man 1 week ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Full English with no black pudding or tomato, white toast, and a caramel latte. Oh, and a glass of tap water please.
And a happy new year to you too...
Coming right up.
Would you like Anything else?
Happy news my good sir!
Wow, fast and looks fantastic. The brekky isn't bad either.
All good for now my good man. Sterling job you're doing. Keep it up, and keep doing the sterling work.
Enjoy sir,have a stellar new years day, and please come again.
Oooh, I thought I'd got away with that one under the table.
Sir telling me to wear my clothes while your busting one out to fuck knows what... wait..
The clothes were for your safety... Now, please can I have another napkin?"
Of course you can sir.
I'm quite fine I split myself into two, cook and waiter.
How'd you think I run it by myself.  .
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