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By *habs OP Man
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
DISCLAIMER: The below poem is not intended to condone or break any UK or international laws with regards to drug use. The post nor originator do not claim to advocate drug use, nor does the poster suggest nor hold any claim to Santa, Mrs Claus, the workshop elves nor the reindeers (if they really exist) as to having a drug habit, especially on Xmas eve when they should be out delivering presents. With that said:
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Charging through the snow on a V8 wonder sled,
crashing into trees cos I'm off ym fuckin head!
Been smoking a crack pipe, a dozen beers or more,
I'm headin to the red light zone to get myself a whore!
Oh... Jingle bells, jingle bells Santa's smokin ,
Mrs Claus is on the floor she's overdosed on speed,
Blitzen's fucked, the elves are too, they're trippin off their heads
& if Rudolf snorts another line the c*nt will wind up dead!!
Jingle Bells, Jingle bells, MERRY FUCKING XMAS.
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Right, I posted this somewhere and got what I can only describe as not only a harsh telling off, but also a judgement call on my person by a moderator (in her words "to be honest, disppointed it was posted".
This makes me think, apart from my person being put in judgement, isn't this person beign a tad anally retentive and missing the point its a laugh and Santa doesn't actually have a drug habit? What kind of role model does that make him to kids all over the world? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahabs,
There are quite a few folk on these forums that lack the capacity to understand that one mans humour is another mans bad taste.
I found the post to be humorous but even if I didn't I can see that it does not bad mouth anyone, Father X is not real, therefore what harm does it do?
The INTERNET just like TV has an "off button" but some prefer to voice outrage rather than simply switch off  |
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"Ahabs,
There are quite a few folk on these forums that lack the capacity to understand that one mans humour is another mans bad taste.
I found the post to be humorous but even if I didn't I can see that it does not bad mouth anyone, Father X is not real, therefore what harm does it do?
The INTERNET just like TV has an "off button" but some prefer to voice outrage rather than simply switch off "
Dont go telling craig hes not real  |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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" Father X is not real, therefore what harm does it do?
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WHAT??????????????????
He not real???? 
If its not him that DOESNT bring me presents then WHO THE HELL IS IT????
**Goes off to cry in her pillows!!** |
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"I thought that was bloody funny but I'm sure that it'll 'offend' some - wish I had the capability to write any kind of poem! Z"
 Liked it when sister-in -law sent it to me on xmas eve and still think its funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Father X is not real, therefore what harm does it do?
WHAT??????????????????
He not real????
If its not him that DOESNT bring me presents then WHO THE HELL IS IT????
**Goes off to cry in her pillows!!**"
Boo hoo, I'm with you: another illusion shattered. Ahabs how could you!! |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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" Father X is not real, therefore what harm does it do?
WHAT??????????????????
He not real????
If its not him that DOESNT bring me presents then WHO THE HELL IS IT????
**Goes off to cry in her pillows!!** Boo hoo, I'm with you: another illusion shattered. Ahabs how could you!!"
I cant take any more - report him PLEASSSSSSE =- get this god awful message removed NOW!!!!
Og my giddy aunt |
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