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That's okay, I still have panto season.
They are giving up squeezing lemon juice from their arsehole for a packet of biscuits.. won't do it for less than an éclair now. |
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"That's okay, I still have panto season.
They are giving up squeezing lemon juice from their arsehole for a packet of biscuits.. won't do it for less than an éclair now."
Oh no you don't 😘.
Did you see the recently released pic of a photon? It looks like a lemon, around an egg, having an orgasm in all sorts of fractally sexy dimensions.
I liked it anyway.
The person below me's New Year Resolution is to stop pushing old ladies back into the road after helping them cross.
Fucked by Jan 21st. |
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"The person below me's New Year Resolution is to stop pushing old ladies back into the road after helping them cross.
Fucked by Jan 21st."
You score extra points if they've got a walking stick 
The person below vows this year to stop using the lyrics of Spice Girls songs when answering questions. This will fail when they have their first fab meet of the year, when they ask how they're doing. "Stop right now, thank you very much. I need somebody with a human touch" |
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"The person below me's New Year Resolution is to stop pushing old ladies back into the road after helping them cross.
Fucked by Jan 21st.
You score extra points if they've got a walking stick
The person below vows this year to stop using the lyrics of Spice Girls songs when answering questions. This will fail when they have their first fab meet of the year, when they ask how they're doing. "Stop right now, thank you very much. I need somebody with a human touch""
I’m going tell the poster below what they really really want … |
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"To give up noshing off their hamster.. hamster will be fucked by 3rd Jan.
How did you figure that one out?
To stop telling people they have a 30 inch horse cock.
Fucked by 7 am tommorow.  "
I'm sorry Toot - my 30 inch horse cock Tourette's just won't go  .
The poster below me has promised everyone they won't do that thing with the cricket ball, tub of lard, garden hose, and pig's trotter again this year.
Fucked on Valentine's night. |
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