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Do you name your bits n pieces?
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"Not until now.
But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. "
You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny . |
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"Not until now.
But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny ."
Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? |
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"Not until now.
But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny .
Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? "
Actually I bought one today . |
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"Not until now.
But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny .
Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? Actually I bought one today ."
Oooh. What color? |
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"Not until now.
But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny .
Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? Actually I bought one today .
Oooh. What color? "
Wood coloured. |
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"Not until now.
But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny .
Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? Actually I bought one today .
Oooh. What color? Wood coloured. "
I've uploaded a pic if it gets through I'll show it as my profile pic . |
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"Not until now.
But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny .
Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? Actually I bought one today .
Oooh. What color? Wood coloured. "
What sort of wood? And has it been treated, painted, burnt, otherwise anything which might make the wood (type specified) be otherwise anything than to be expected for the (insert type) wood? |
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"Not until now.
But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny .
Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? Actually I bought one today .
Oooh. What color? Wood coloured.
What sort of wood? And has it been treated, painted, burnt, otherwise anything which might make the wood (type specified) be otherwise anything than to be expected for the (insert type) wood? "
Could be ply or oak or beach but looks like oak. |
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"Not until now.
But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny .
Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? "
Glow this is a valid concern so I’m gonna suggest engraving. Or a tattoo. I suppose you’ll have to consider how far you take it…. |
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"Not until now.
But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny .
Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie?
Glow this is a valid concern so I’m gonna suggest engraving. Or a tattoo. I suppose you’ll have to consider how far you take it…."
At least as far as near the end. |
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I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. It's called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westphal and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
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"Someone I was dating named mine; Lord Tarquinius de Minge III
Nice... But do you still use it is the question begged? "
Yes, yes I do. To be honest I’m thinking of promoting it to Baron after the past couple of years |
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