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Every year i get fucked by Santa
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"I didn't get fucked by Santa despite fantasizing about it nightly 😭😭😭" Maybe next year | |||
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"Still no bicycle. "Is that all it takes to get a bicycle? | |||
"Still no bicycle. "Did you write his fucking letters? | |||
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"Still no bicycle.
Did you write his fucking letters?"Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's his fuckin' bike? He’s unwrapped all his other junk and there's nothing there he liked He wrote your fuckin' letter and came to see you twice You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot his fuckin' bike | |||
"Still no bicycle.
Did you write his fucking letters?
Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's his fuckin' bike?
He’s unwrapped all his other junk and there's nothing there he liked
He wrote your fuckin' letter and came to see you twice
You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot his fuckin' bike"Beat me to it!  | |||
"Next time ask for bolt cutters. " Genius  | |||
"I didn't get fucked by Santa despite fantasizing about it nightly 😭😭😭" On here their won't be short of willing Santa's 😉 | |||
"Next time ask for bolt cutters. " amatuer, cordless grinder | |||
"Still no bicycle.
Did you write his fucking letters?"I sent him an email, you know how pricey stamps are nowadays.  | |||
