So I've been making my dad work today doing some odd jobs Round the flat. While he is doing these he likes to tell stories of the good old days and impart wisdom to me.
Today's prime piece of wisdom so far is......if you have to hit someone hit them with a saw, really messes them up 
I think he secretly wanted boys, not 3 girls lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"So I've been making my dad work today doing some odd jobs Round the flat. While he is doing these he likes to tell stories of the good old days and impart wisdom to me.
Today's prime piece of wisdom so far is......if you have to hit someone hit them with a saw, really messes them up
I think he secretly wanted boys, not 3 girls lol"
 ......I like your Dad  |
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"Now it's 'the most dangerous knife is a blunt knife' so he's sharpening my kitchen knives for me  "
That's true. Sharper knife means less pressure to cut with it, which means less chance to slip and cut off something you're very attached to.... |
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My Dads pearl of wisdom was always 'Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear'... 
