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By *andisquirtz OP Woman 2 weeks ago

town

In four words

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By *rRiosMan 2 weeks ago

dublin

I have an sdi

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By *eeCee76Man 2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Hi, Mum. It’s me.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol

Get in the van

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By *elix SightedMan 2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Gran’s minge better yet?

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By *aitonelMan 2 weeks ago

Away for Christmas

Hello. I am Kai.

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

That will do pig

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 2 weeks ago

Essex

Hi. I’m a vegan

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By *rSircumsizedMan 2 weeks ago

Newport

Relax, it's just chloroform

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman 2 weeks ago

Manchester

Sorry, I've shit myself

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 2 weeks ago

Essex

[Removed by poster at 27/12/24 22:53:46]

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 2 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

I'll be back now. [leaves]

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol

"Hi. I’m a vegan "

You win the forum today 🥇

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By *effdelightMan 2 weeks ago

Grimsby

I forgot my wallet

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Central

Lights off, with you

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By *elix SightedMan 2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I suppose you’re doable

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By *issBellaWoman 2 weeks ago

Wales

"Relax, it's just chloroform "

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By *rSircumsizedMan 2 weeks ago

Newport

"Relax, it's just chloroform

Now I know how to snare you (that obviously is a joke). I'd tell you it's water.

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By *andisquirtz OP Woman 2 weeks ago

town

"Hi, Mum. It’s me. "

Been there

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

Hun I love you

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By *wiggy2112Woman 2 weeks ago

some where in Yorkshire

Is that it!!

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

Let's get married

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By *elix SightedMan 2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Is this a hemorrhoid?

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By *ildTimes.Man 2 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Does this look infected?

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 2 weeks ago

Hatfield

I turn up

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

Want to be exclusive ?

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By *ir tootMan 2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Look I'm married.

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By *aron Von RingsplitterMan 2 weeks ago

Mottram St Andrew

Some people can't count...

This never happened before

Is your sister coming?

I love pity fucks

You can pay today

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By *nomeforyourboneWoman 2 weeks ago

Birmingham

The school bells gone.

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

Date No, fuck Yes

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By *j NorthMan 2 weeks ago

Wakey

[Removed by poster at 28/12/24 22:39:58]

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By *cottish guy 555Man 2 weeks ago

London

Let's talk about Jesus.

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By *elix SightedMan 2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Let's talk about Jesus.

Hello, I am Jesus

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By *burns7Man 2 weeks ago

walsall

Look like my ex

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By *electableicecreamMan 2 weeks ago

The West

That smell is normal

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By *adagastMan 1 week ago

Rotherham

Mr Flibble's very cross!

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By *cottish guy 555Man 1 week ago

London

"Let's talk about Jesus.

Hello, I am Jesus "

Jesus, I am your father.

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By *asterfulsoulMan 1 week ago

Manchester

"Sorry, I've shit myself "

Nice, some free lube.

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By *ertcoupleCouple 1 week ago

Hatfield

"Hello here I am" 😣😣😣

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By *a1970Man 1 week ago

East cork

You showered when?

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By *moothdickMan 1 week ago

stoke

I prefer yr sister

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 1 week ago

The Continental

Get in the van!

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By *a1970Man 1 week ago

East cork

You do discounts

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 1 week ago

Maidstone

Hello. I'm scarlet Seduction.

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By *a1970Man 1 week ago

East cork

The last guy said you were shite

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By *partharmonyCouple 1 week ago

Ruislip

I usually prefer animals.

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By *elix SightedMan 1 week ago

Cloud 8

"Let's talk about Jesus.

Hello, I am Jesus

Jesus, I am your father.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 1 week ago

The Continental

Is knob cheese ok?

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By (user no longer on site) 1 week ago

"Hello. I am Kai. "

That’ll do it.

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By *tr8MrEMan 1 week ago

Shireoaks, Worksop

Didn't you bring mum

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By *a1970Man 1 week ago

East cork

"The last guy said you were shite"
this was not aimed at anyone... I hope there's no miss understanding

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By *moothdickMan 1 week ago

stoke

U got any analsol

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 1 week ago

The Continental

Want the yummy cummy?

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By *obajxMan 1 week ago

Cheshire

I forgot my wallet

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By *ags73Man 1 week ago

glasgow-ish

Hello.

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By *ottom charlieMan 1 week ago

washington

"In four words

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take your kids too

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By *ottom charlieMan 1 week ago

washington

"In four words

"
i assume your paying

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 1 week ago

Glasgow / London

“Shit, not you again.”

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By *tr8MrEMan 1 week ago

Shireoaks, Worksop

Dad? What the fuck!!

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By *igT-Time-4-FunMan 1 week ago

BEDFORDSHIRE areas SOCIAL or fun let's chat

YOUR PAYING

HOW MUCH PLEASE

I DON'T WASH

CAN YOU PAY THE CAB

DID YOU FART

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By *uxurybubblesCouple 1 week ago

by the sea

How much an hour?

Let's go get married

Don't worry about mom

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By *issBellaWoman 1 week ago

Wales

I followed you here!

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By *ir tootMan 1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I followed you here!"

Wait so did I.

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By *arry monk40Man 1 week ago

Telford

I'm glad I'm pissed

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By *cottish guy 555Man 1 week ago

London

It's better without binoculars.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 1 week ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I forgot my jelly babies

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By *nya NeesWoman 1 week ago

Brum

I did a poo

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By *ife NinjaMan 1 week ago

Dunfermline

The cream's cleared it

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 1 week ago

BRIDPORT

Think I love you. 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

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By *uxurybubblesCouple 1 week ago

by the sea

Wipe my bum mummy

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By *iss KinkWoman 1 week ago

North West

Should we get married

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 1 week ago

The Continental

bitty………

Bittyy………..

Bittyyyyy………

BITTY!

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By *end1Man 1 week ago

southend on sea

Is that smell you!

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By *iaisonseekerMan 1 week ago

Liverpool

Your mum was better

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By *he Happy ManMan 1 week ago

Merseyside

I thought you don't like cheese? (as she goes to suck you)

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By *cLovin2Man 1 week ago

Reading

Just pooped my pants

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By *exyScientistsCouple 1 week ago

Castlebar

I guess you'll do

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By *toatMan 1 week ago

grangemouth

[Removed by poster at 29/12/24 21:58:19]

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By *toatMan 1 week ago

grangemouth

Is that your white stick

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By *cLovin2Man 1 week ago

Reading

Sex no, feet Yes

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By (user no longer on site) 1 week ago

You look different in-person

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By *he.Jungle.VIPMan 1 week ago

London

Oh yeah, I'm Vegan

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By *ersona101Man 1 week ago

Letchworth

I don't do charity

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By *ualityNotQuantityUKCouple 1 week ago

Leicester

You're lucky I'm desperate

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By *odgerMooreMan 1 week ago

Nowhere

Ignore the weeping sores

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By *eesside AnubisMan 1 week ago

North East

Do you want children.

Shall we get married

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By *oxy-RedWoman 1 week ago

pink panther territory

Your dick is tiny

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By *exyScientistsCouple 1 week ago

Castlebar

Please don't touch that

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By (user no longer on site) 1 week ago

I shaved for that

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By *erkshire8299Man 1 week ago

slough

Shall we go Dutch?

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple 1 week ago

Ryde

"I'm friends with Glitter..."

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By *cLovin2Man 1 week ago

Reading

Do you do anal?

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 1 week ago

Hatfield

Sorry wrong hole …

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By *cLovin2Man 1 week ago

Reading

Can your sister join?

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By *im TauntonMan 1 week ago

Bridgwater

Having it, or what?

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By *cLovin2Man 1 week ago

Reading

Did you used to be a dude?

(Ok more than 4)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 1 week ago

The Town by The Cross

Do Farts have Lumps ?

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By *erfHerder74Man 1 week ago

Inverclyde

My wife’s calling me

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By *eckard2019Man 1 week ago

North West Durham

I am touching cloth

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By *cribeMan 1 week ago

Bridgend

I’ll just unscrew it

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By *ot so needyMan 1 week ago

Galway

Profile pics are deceiving.

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By *ot so needyMan 1 week ago

Galway

You don't need dessert

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By *ripfillMan 1 week ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I’m getting my coat

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By *mo512Man 1 week ago

LONDON

How'd you spell 'injunction'?

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By *cribeMan 1 week ago

Bridgend

Is that the time.

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By *ot so needyMan 1 week ago

Galway

Tracking apps really work.

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By *ickedtiesCouple 1 week ago

limerick

Are you that boring?

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By *laytonAMan 1 week ago

london

Chianti & fava beans?

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By *ggdrasil66Man 1 week ago

Saltdean

Yeah, fat girls sweat more.

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By *assConductorMan 1 week ago

the wild

Jizzed in my pants.

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By *eordieJeansCouple 1 week ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

“Do you like banter”

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By *ot so needyMan 1 week ago

Galway

My mom works here

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By *ickedtiesCouple 7 days ago

limerick

I have had bigger 😈

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By *ickedtiesCouple 7 days ago

limerick

Where are the snacks

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By *ot so needyMan 6 days ago

Galway

Thought you were sexier

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 6 days ago

Hatfield

I didn’t touch the sides …

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By *ildTimes.Man 6 days ago

Colchester/London

Got any hot friends?

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By *exyScientistsCouple 6 days ago

Castlebar

The test was positive

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By *andisquirtz OP Woman 2 days ago

town

"Can your sister join?

I've actually been asked dis

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By *ot so needyMan 2 days ago

Galway

"Can your sister join?

I've actually been asked dis

I bet it didn't ruin the date🤣🤭

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By *idnightcowboy69Man 2 days ago

ciren

Are you in yet?

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple 2 days ago

Manchester

Beggars can't be choosers

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By *quirrel!Man 2 days ago

Nearby

You ever seen Catfish?

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By *iddlesticksMan 2 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

Your place or yours.

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By *hesblokeMan 1 day ago

Derbyshire village

I have turned up.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 1 day ago

St Leonards

Fucking hell you're ugly!

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By *igboyreecexxxMan 1 day ago

hemel

What’s your name again?

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By *ruceyyMan 1 day ago

London

Damn itchy genital fleas!

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By *xperiencing-newCouple 1 day ago

Nottingham

Are you paying then?!?! Lol

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By *andisquirtz OP Woman 1 day ago

town

"Can your sister join?

I've actually been asked dis

I bet it didn't ruin the date🤣🤭"

No I actually found the funny side of it

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By *uziTV69TV/TS 1 day ago

Newcastle

I support Leeds United

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan 1 day ago

Londontown

No lighty no likey

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By *antam AvershiresMan 24 hours ago

Falme

Yeah, aquitted by mistrial

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By *ourtney CocksWoman 20 hours ago

Cardiff

You looked prettier online

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