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By *tomCom OP Man over a year ago

Wellingborough

Have you seen any strange company names (They have to be real).

I will start with

"Captain Fingers Hotfood Delivery"

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

The stationery company Pen Island

Its URL was penisland.com

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A funeral director in Prescot, merseyside, prop. I. Berry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not sure if they're still in business but there used to be an air-conditioning company called Stiff Nipples... seriously

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By *reenonionsMan over a year ago

Nr Exeter

I jest not.....

B. J. King

Some kind of construction or builders, seen their vans around the M25 - must specialise in bespoke erections...

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By *kywatcherMan over a year ago

Southwick

We Crush Crappy Cars.com

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kids Exchange. The web address, well, you can imagine....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is a bakery about a mile from where I sit now, called..... GIZEM Bakery.

Won't be asking for mayo on me baguette, me thinks......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, we have a local bus company called 'Beaver Buses' on the side of their vehicles it actually says "come on, ride the Beaver"....I'd like to buy whoever came up with that a pint...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Big jim's super whip (ice cream van) where I used to live

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By *woofuslondonCouple over a year ago

london

There is a hairdressers called curl up and dye....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Susan Boyle made my favourite recent blunder with her Twitter post inviting people to susanalbumparty.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have seen a van going round Essex with (we can lay any thing )on the side of it its a paving company lol

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By *win PeaksCouple over a year ago

Northamptonshire

The Camel Tow Company

Stiff Nipples Air Conditioning services

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a DIY place near Chichester a few years ago.. Sold hedging tools... Slogan? " cut your bush with a beaver trimmer"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

saw a van with "well hung" on the side they fit doors apparently.

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By *ilverMedalWinnerMan over a year ago

North Lakes

Somewhere around Durham, I've seen "Slate and Tile" roofers.

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By *pen2offersxCouple over a year ago

kettering

Used to be a firm called 'Ripoffe & Scarper' in Middlesex when I was a kid and I always laugh when I see the 'Philmore Cont.' vans in northants.

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By *smCouple over a year ago

Liskeard

no. but there is a company trading under my username in the southwest,

do you think I could sue them.

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By *uneandtomCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

Dog grooming parlour called 'Doggy Styles@

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wayne Kerr are an electronics control company in London,

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By *ilverMedalWinnerMan over a year ago

North Lakes

There's a recruitment agency in Utrecht, for internationals, called "Undutchables"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to work for a company Cockshott Peck hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There used to be a mobile fishmonger in Cardiff who had "Be prepared to meet thy Cod" on the side of his van.

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple over a year ago

TELFORD

we have a bookies by us called "beandun racing"

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple over a year ago

TELFORD

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple over a year ago

TELFORD

oh and a window blind fitter called " Bob the blind man"

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

Well Hung and Tender ..beef company in Scotland ..make a lush burger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sofa King!

"Our prices are Sofa King low!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have a bakery nearby called " Barbara's baps"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well Hung Meat Co in Devon

When I was a kid, there used to be a butchers in Mitcham called S.Laughter and Sons

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Local to me 'Les Fear Roofing'

Always makes me smile

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

I used to know of two Funeral Directors in different parts of the country...

One was Boddy and Co.

The other was Box Brothers.

Plus there used to be a Solicitors in the Victoria area of London called "Crook & Sons".

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By *allen MadonnaWoman over a year ago

In my own little world

Friend said that when her husband died and she took over his carpet business, she had to change the name, as she couldn't answer the phone as, 'Morning, Easy Lay!'

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By *kywatcherMan over a year ago

Southwick

Walter Wall carpet company.

Bricks glazing company.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Dogs Bollocks Emporium - York, Western Australia 2012

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

B j meats is a butchers in southend

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