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"I reckon UFO sightings is just the US govt trying out new military equipment. "
Everyone knows that Roswell is actually where Santa keeps his sleigh. I reckon the North Pole thing is just a really good disinformation programme. |
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By *lexLS OP Man 2 weeks ago
leeds |
"I reckon UFO sightings is just the US govt trying out new military equipment.
Everyone knows that Roswell is actually where Santa keeps his sleigh. I reckon the North Pole thing is just a really good disinformation programme."
Watch the new show on prime by the rock. It will change your mind. |
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"The Chinese government have been recruiting window cleaners. They install small cameras in their equipment and spy on us so they know what colour pants to feature in targeted ads for Shein."
Here is the thing Felix. How do we know you're aren't working for the Chinese or the Russians? 🤔 |
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"The Chinese government have been recruiting window cleaners. They install small cameras in their equipment and spy on us so they know what colour pants to feature in targeted ads for Shein.
Here is the thing Felix. How do we know you're aren't working for the Chinese or the Russians? 🤔"
You don’t! You’ll just have to take my word that I’m actually a double-triple agent. I get three salaries, three company cars and three works Christmas parties. |
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Grab a seat... We could be here a while.
Lunar landings were faked
JFK was an inside job
Titanic wasn't the Titanic and was both an insurance job as well as a chance to get rid of the opposition to setting up the Fed Reserve
Gaddafi was assassinated because he was going to take Africa away from the dollar as a reserve currency
Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Democracy is a myth
Education is designed to turn children into cookie-cutter citizens
And don't get me started on the WEF, WHO, UN, IMF and the last 4 years
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By *lexLS OP Man 2 weeks ago
leeds |
"Grab a seat... We could be here a while.
Lunar landings were faked
JFK was an inside job
Titanic wasn't the Titanic and was both an insurance job as well as a chance to get rid of the opposition to setting up the Fed Reserve
Gaddafi was assassinated because he was going to take Africa away from the dollar as a reserve currency
Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Democracy is a myth
Education is designed to turn children into cookie-cutter citizens
And don't get me started on the WEF, WHO, UN, IMF and the last 4 years
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I believe the JFK part |
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"Grab a seat... We could be here a while.
Lunar landings were faked
JFK was an inside job
Titanic wasn't the Titanic and was both an insurance job as well as a chance to get rid of the opposition to setting up the Fed Reserve
Gaddafi was assassinated because he was going to take Africa away from the dollar as a reserve currency
Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Democracy is a myth
Education is designed to turn children into cookie-cutter citizens
And don't get me started on the WEF, WHO, UN, IMF and the last 4 years
I believe the JFK part"
But why was he bumped off? Was he about to out the Fed and ruling elite? Loom at what RFK Jr is saying now...  |
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My conspiracy theory is that conspiracy theories are put about by 'the establishment', to keep people who might otherwise challenge them in a coordinated and effective way busy on the dark web where they can monitor them |
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Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Please elaborate and be very precise indeed."
Google it... In fact, there's another conspiracy theory... Look online but don't use Google. |
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"My conspiracy theory is that conspiracy theories are put about by 'the establishment', to keep people who might otherwise challenge them in a coordinated and effective way busy on the dark web where they can monitor them"
Oooh, I like that one... Although I've never been on the dark web. |
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"The War on the Drugs Trade is a facade, the business will never end and can never end. Too big of an industry, too much money to be made, too many hooked on whatever stuff is out there. "
Where do you think all the foreign aid goes? |
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"The War on the Drugs Trade is a facade, the business will never end and can never end. Too big of an industry, too much money to be made, too many hooked on whatever stuff is out there. "
Too much untaxed profit for those who help bring in the drugs |
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Moon landing was faked
9/11 was an inside job
CIA assassinated JFK
Trump assassination attempt was staged
Covid was made in a lab (think this has now been proven)
Other interesting stuff is Operation MK Ultra, Operation Mongoose, Operation Northwoods etc… and plenty more from the USA |
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"Moon landing was faked
9/11 was an inside job
CIA assassinated JFK
Trump assassination attempt was staged
Covid was made in a lab (think this has now been proven)
Other interesting stuff is Operation MK Ultra, Operation Mongoose, Operation Northwoods etc… and plenty more from the USA"
With you on the trump assassination that was ridiculous
Mrs |
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Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Please elaborate and be very precise indeed.
Google it... In fact, there's another conspiracy theory... Look online but don't use Google."
I don't want to Google or otherwise search engine it. I want to be told in plain black and white type by the originator of the statement. Thanks. |
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Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Please elaborate and be very precise indeed.
Google it... In fact, there's another conspiracy theory... Look online but don't use Google.
I don't want to Google or otherwise search engine it. I want to be told in plain black and white type by the originator of the statement. Thanks. "
suppose if you look into it deep enough it depends who owns the seed company's farmers buy from, who owns the company's that buy the farmers produce then who owns the store that sells the produce in original state or made into something else to the public. If you don't buy direct from the farmer that is 🤔🤔 |
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"The War on the Drugs Trade is a facade, the business will never end and can never end. Too big of an industry, too much money to be made, too many hooked on whatever stuff is out there.
Too much untaxed profit for those who help bring in the drugs"
Yep and there are entire countries where drugs help keep the economy afloat. Like Mexico, Afghanistan and until recently Syria. |
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That the big crisps companies only bring out tomato sauce flavoured crisps as limited edition batches, every now and then, because they’re worried that nobody would buy the other flavours if they were permanently available. If you never hear from me again, you’ll know that Big Crisps have gotten to me |
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Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Please elaborate and be very precise indeed.
Google it... In fact, there's another conspiracy theory... Look online but don't use Google.
I don't want to Google or otherwise search engine it. I want to be told in plain black and white type by the originator of the statement. Thanks. "
Good luck!  |
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The Chinese govt is intentionally allowing Fentanyl to be created and smuggled to Mexico whose Cartels then smuggle it to the US and the West in order to punish those countries as they're ideologically opposed to the West. |
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"That Harry is not Charles son, has figured it out and that’s why he fked off to America. "
I don't he could have avoided the rumours really, especially as a child.
He's too much like Prince Philip in mannerisms not to be Charles son. |
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By *lexLS OP Man 2 weeks ago
leeds |
"A very intelligent friend of mine has a habit of getting sucked in by conspiracy theories and it's always a real pain talking him out of them when he raises them with me  "
Those breasts can't be real  |
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"That Harry is not Charles son, has figured it out and that’s why he fked off to America.
I don't he could have avoided the rumours really, especially as a child.
He's too much like Prince Philip in mannerisms not to be Charles son. "
Mannerisms are picked up even in adulthood, he looks way more like James Hewitt than any "Royal" |
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"Easier to achieve the moon landing than fake it.
I’m not convinced we can go through the Van Allen radiation belts and survive"
They went through the upper belts that are much thinner. Total radiation dose well under the 300 rad per hour lethal dose, due to high speed and length of exposure. |
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"That Harry is not Charles son, has figured it out and that’s why he fked off to America.
I don't he could have avoided the rumours really, especially as a child.
He's too much like Prince Philip in mannerisms not to be Charles son.
Mannerisms are picked up even in adulthood, he looks way more like James Hewitt than any "Royal" "
It must be really awful to have your parentage doubted publicly like he has. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"A very intelligent friend of mine has a habit of getting sucked in by conspiracy theories and it's always a real pain talking him out of them when he raises them with me
Those breasts can't be real "
That conspiracy theory includes Direct Line, as they're on the house insurance  |
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Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Please elaborate and be very precise indeed.
Google it... In fact, there's another conspiracy theory... Look online but don't use Google.
I don't want to Google or otherwise search engine it. I want to be told in plain black and white type by the originator of the statement. Thanks.
Good luck! "
I'm always disappointed by conspiracy theorists, who don't have the cojones to be explicit about their nonsense. |
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By *j2015Couple 2 weeks ago
Glasgow |
Whats harder to believe?
- All Conspiracy Theories are false
- The government has never lied
(They both mean the same thing 😬)
False fags are well documented and proven throughout history. Very tactical, proven to be successful why would anyone stop doing it to promote war 🤷♂️
Also im pretty suspicious about WWE…..
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"Whats harder to believe?
- All Conspiracy Theories are false
- The government has never lied
(They both mean the same thing 😬)
False fags are well documented and proven throughout history. Very tactical, proven to be successful why would anyone stop doing it to promote war 🤷♂️
Also im pretty suspicious about WWE…..
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Wheely well endowed? |
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"Easier to achieve the moon landing than fake it.
I’m not convinced we can go through the Van Allen radiation belts and survive"
Are you an expert in Physics and have studied this extensively? It would be enlightening to see some of your calculations |
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"Easier to achieve the moon landing than fake it.
I’m not convinced we can go through the Van Allen radiation belts and survive
Are you an expert in Physics and have studied this extensively? It would be enlightening to see some of your calculations "
Really? You really want to see calculations ? |
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"Whats harder to believe?
- All Conspiracy Theories are false
- The government has never lied
(They both mean the same thing 😬)
False fags are well documented and proven throughout history. Very tactical, proven to be successful why would anyone stop doing it to promote war 🤷♂️
Also im pretty suspicious about WWE…..
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False fags? Is that the same as Fab straight?  |
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By *j2015Couple 2 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"Whats harder to believe?
- All Conspiracy Theories are false
- The government has never lied
(They both mean the same thing 😬)
False fags are well documented and proven throughout history. Very tactical, proven to be successful why would anyone stop doing it to promote war 🤷♂️
Also im pretty suspicious about WWE…..
False fags? Is that the same as Fab straight? "
No….
You can be straight and touch a dick, you’ll be fine.
You don’t explore into a rainbow mist and emerge fabulous 😕 |
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Morris dancers are secret militia. They are over compensating but have been bell-mincing for so long it’s now accepted. Their plan is to synchronise across the country and take over, starting with village fetes.
Beware. |
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Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Please elaborate and be very precise indeed.
Google it... In fact, there's another conspiracy theory... Look online but don't use Google.
I don't want to Google or otherwise search engine it. I want to be told in plain black and white type by the originator of the statement. Thanks.
Good luck!
I'm always disappointed by conspiracy theorists, who don't have the cojones to be explicit about their nonsense. "
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Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Please elaborate and be very precise indeed.
Google it... In fact, there's another conspiracy theory... Look online but don't use Google.
I don't want to Google or otherwise search engine it. I want to be told in plain black and white type by the originator of the statement. Thanks.
Good luck!
I'm always disappointed by conspiracy theorists, who don't have the cojones to be explicit about their nonsense. "
That’s because, more often than not, conspiracy theorists are simply keyboard warriors. There are no cojones between their legs |
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Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Please elaborate and be very precise indeed.
Google it... In fact, there's another conspiracy theory... Look online but don't use Google.
I don't want to Google or otherwise search engine it. I want to be told in plain black and white type by the originator of the statement. Thanks.
Good luck!
I'm always disappointed by conspiracy theorists, who don't have the cojones to be explicit about their nonsense.
That’s because, more often than not, conspiracy theorists are simply keyboard warriors. There are no cojones between their legs "
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"The War on the Drugs Trade is a facade, the business will never end and can never end. Too big of an industry, too much money to be made, too many hooked on whatever stuff is out there. "
As a healthcare worker I wholeheartedly agree. |
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"Easier to achieve the moon landing than fake it.
I’m not convinced we can go through the Van Allen radiation belts and survive
Are you an expert in Physics and have studied this extensively? It would be enlightening to see some of your calculations
Really? You really want to see calculations ? "
Yes . It would be exciting |
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By *2teleMan 2 weeks ago
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Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Please elaborate and be very precise indeed.
Google it... In fact, there's another conspiracy theory... Look online but don't use Google.
I don't want to Google or otherwise search engine it. I want to be told in plain black and white type by the originator of the statement. Thanks.
Good luck!
I'm always disappointed by conspiracy theorists, who don't have the cojones to be explicit about their nonsense.
That’s because, more often than not, conspiracy theorists are simply keyboard warriors. There are no cojones between their legs "
Usually folk thinking they're in on some huge secret that the "sheeple" aren't allowed to know about |
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"Grab a seat... We could be here a while.
Lunar landings were faked
JFK was an inside job"
JFK was clearly shot outside! He was in a car ffs! Unless your suggesting he shot himself?
"Titanic wasn't the Titanic and was both an insurance job as well as a chance to get rid of the opposition to setting up the Fed Reserve"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lktluZgEAvA
This is a video from a a channel called Ocean Liner Designs, where he goes in to great detail, debunking this myth. It's interesting. |
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Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Please elaborate and be very precise indeed.
Google it... In fact, there's another conspiracy theory... Look online but don't use Google.
I don't want to Google or otherwise search engine it. I want to be told in plain black and white type by the originator of the statement. Thanks. "
Just look at the ingredients on everything you buy from the supermarket it's there in black and white no Google needed, we definitely need all these chemicals in our food right? |
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By *bi HaiveMan 2 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Whats harder to believe?
- All Conspiracy Theories are false
- The government has never lied
(They both mean the same thing 😬)
False fags are well documented and proven throughout history. Very tactical, proven to be successful why would anyone stop doing it to promote war 🤷♂️
Also im pretty suspicious about WWE…..
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All wrestling is rigged. Definitely not a conspiracy. 🤷♂️ |
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Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Please elaborate and be very precise indeed.
Google it... In fact, there's another conspiracy theory... Look online but don't use Google.
I don't want to Google or otherwise search engine it. I want to be told in plain black and white type by the originator of the statement. Thanks.
Just look at the ingredients on everything you buy from the supermarket it's there in black and white no Google needed, we definitely need all these chemicals in our food right?"
I like chemicals. They keep me alive. Let's start with dihydrogen monoxide |
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Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Please elaborate and be very precise indeed.
Google it... In fact, there's another conspiracy theory... Look online but don't use Google.
I don't want to Google or otherwise search engine it. I want to be told in plain black and white type by the originator of the statement. Thanks.
Just look at the ingredients on everything you buy from the supermarket it's there in black and white no Google needed, we definitely need all these chemicals in our food right?
I like chemicals. They keep me alive. Let's start with dihydrogen monoxide "
Yeah I like drinking water as well, especially with the other chemicals you can add to it like orange squash |
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Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Please elaborate and be very precise indeed.
Google it... In fact, there's another conspiracy theory... Look online but don't use Google.
I don't want to Google or otherwise search engine it. I want to be told in plain black and white type by the originator of the statement. Thanks.
Just look at the ingredients on everything you buy from the supermarket it's there in black and white no Google needed, we definitely need all these chemicals in our food right?"
So no data or science to back up your claims? As is usual, read for yourself means I have no real idea what I'm talking about. |
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Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Please elaborate and be very precise indeed.
Google it... In fact, there's another conspiracy theory... Look online but don't use Google.
I don't want to Google or otherwise search engine it. I want to be told in plain black and white type by the originator of the statement. Thanks.
Just look at the ingredients on everything you buy from the supermarket it's there in black and white no Google needed, we definitely need all these chemicals in our food right?
I like chemicals. They keep me alive. Let's start with dihydrogen monoxide
Yeah I like drinking water as well, especially with the other chemicals you can add to it like orange squash "
I only add the au naturel leaf green tea to my dihydrogen monoxide (heated) 💚 |
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Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Please elaborate and be very precise indeed.
Google it... In fact, there's another conspiracy theory... Look online but don't use Google.
I don't want to Google or otherwise search engine it. I want to be told in plain black and white type by the originator of the statement. Thanks.
Just look at the ingredients on everything you buy from the supermarket it's there in black and white no Google needed, we definitely need all these chemicals in our food right?
So no data or science to back up your claims? As is usual, read for yourself means I have no real idea what I'm talking about."
Agreed, Monkey. |
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"Whats harder to believe?
- All Conspiracy Theories are false
- The government has never lied
(They both mean the same thing 😬)
False fags are well documented and proven throughout history. Very tactical, proven to be successful why would anyone stop doing it to promote war 🤷♂️
Also im pretty suspicious about WWE…..
All wrestling is rigged. Definitely not a conspiracy. 🤷♂️"
It's real to me dammit! 😢 |
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By *aitonelMan 2 weeks ago
Away for Christmas |
"Mine is really stupid,tbh"
As are the overwhelming majority of these theories. Most require a huge fucking stretch that they no longer are actual conspiracy theories, and just really dumb opinioned takes.
Some have some grounded logic but then just becomes redneck paranoia the further down the hole you go.
Only a very small handful or so make true sense and are plausible when actual facts are presented. |
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By *aitonelMan 2 weeks ago
Away for Christmas |
"don't believe everything you are told"
Then proceeds to believe random theory presented by some middle aged dude from backwater Alabama that can barely string coherent sentences together, and looks like was dropped on his head multiple times as a child
(no offense to those that have been dropped on their head as children, single or multiple times) |
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"I do believe that they replaced Avril Lavingne
And they probably did with Michael Jackson after the Pepsi video went wrong "
Didn't they have agency in their own lives? Jackson seemed to have a lot of influence on the Doctors who pumped him full of sleeping medicines. |
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By *ags73Man 2 weeks ago
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"I do believe that they replaced Avril Lavingne
And they probably did with Michael Jackson after the Pepsi video went wrong
Didn't they have agency in their own lives? Jackson seemed to have a lot of influence on the Doctors who pumped him full of sleeping medicines. "
Not if they replaced the originals I’d assume. |
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Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Please elaborate and be very precise indeed.
Google it... In fact, there's another conspiracy theory... Look online but don't use Google.
I don't want to Google or otherwise search engine it. I want to be told in plain black and white type by the originator of the statement. Thanks.
Just look at the ingredients on everything you buy from the supermarket it's there in black and white no Google needed, we definitely need all these chemicals in our food right?
So no data or science to back up your claims? As is usual, read for yourself means I have no real idea what I'm talking about."
If your that interested you'll look at the ingredients and make your own decision. You don't need to be shown some data just look for yourself, it's all there in black and white what's in your food. Then we have to pay more for organic stuff, make it make sense |
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Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Please elaborate and be very precise indeed.
Google it... In fact, there's another conspiracy theory... Look online but don't use Google.
I don't want to Google or otherwise search engine it. I want to be told in plain black and white type by the originator of the statement. Thanks.
Just look at the ingredients on everything you buy from the supermarket it's there in black and white no Google needed, we definitely need all these chemicals in our food right?
So no data or science to back up your claims? As is usual, read for yourself means I have no real idea what I'm talking about.
If your that interested you'll look at the ingredients and make your own decision. You don't need to be shown some data just look for yourself, it's all there in black and white what's in your food. Then we have to pay more for organic stuff, make it make sense "
Give me an example?
At least the flat earthers and moon landing deniers present an argument, they're always wrong but they try.
If you're not going to then I'll assume you don't really believe what you're saying as you're not willing to discuss. |
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Food production is controlled by the 13 families, who also control the money
Please elaborate and be very precise indeed.
Google it... In fact, there's another conspiracy theory... Look online but don't use Google.
I don't want to Google or otherwise search engine it. I want to be told in plain black and white type by the originator of the statement. Thanks.
Just look at the ingredients on everything you buy from the supermarket it's there in black and white no Google needed, we definitely need all these chemicals in our food right?
So no data or science to back up your claims? As is usual, read for yourself means I have no real idea what I'm talking about.
If your that interested you'll look at the ingredients and make your own decision. You don't need to be shown some data just look for yourself, it's all there in black and white what's in your food. Then we have to pay more for organic stuff, make it make sense "
No ingredient labels on my bananas or tomatoes |
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