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By *elix Sighted OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Right then team, I need some advice from you all. I had a lovely long wank earlier this afternoon. Cracking it was. And also arranged a medium portion of sex for tomorrow.

Do I squeeze in another smaaaall wank this evening?

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman 2 weeks ago

Reading

Go for it, why not.

What's a medium portion of sex?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Go for it, why not.

What's a medium portion of sex?"

No thumb wank.

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Go for it, why not.

What's a medium portion of sex?"

Not a quickie, not a shagathon. It’s some sex

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By *anzer FernandoMan 2 weeks ago

Over the seas and far away

Why not? If you're in the mood, you're in the mood.

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By *anonfire96Man 2 weeks ago

Mansfield

Suppose it depends if you want to please him/ her with lots of cum , and how fast you can recoup/ recover your cum supply.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Suppose it depends if you want to please him/ her with lots of cum , and how fast you can recoup/ recover your cum supply. "

What like suck it back up his penis?

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By *C44Man 2 weeks ago

Ipswich

No. What if your partner tomorrow enjoys a large portion? You don't want to deplete your reserves

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman 2 weeks ago

Reading


"Go for it, why not.

What's a medium portion of sex?

Not a quickie, not a shagathon. It’s some sex "

Ha, oh god. So a quickie would be a small portion then? and a shagathon a large portion? 😬

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman 2 weeks ago

Reading


"Suppose it depends if you want to please him/ her with lots of cum , and how fast you can recoup/ recover your cum supply. "

I'm fascinated that people think large cum supplies are pleasing to others.

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By *issBellaWoman 2 weeks ago

Wales


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Do I squeeze in another smaaaall wank this evening?"

No, you're not allowed 🤷‍♀️

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By *929Man 2 weeks ago

bedlington

Yes definitely

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Suppose it depends if you want to please him/ her with lots of cum , and how fast you can recoup/ recover your cum supply.

What like suck it back up his penis? "

Glow that was a great party trick.

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By *reggSausageMan 2 weeks ago

derby

Find your absolute go to porn and rip the head off it, there is no such thing as a small wank or medium for that matter, if you can get off doing it softly you belong on a list somewhere

Go home

Go hard

Repeat until you are satisfied

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By *C44Man 2 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Suppose it depends if you want to please him/ her with lots of cum , and how fast you can recoup/ recover your cum supply.

I'm fascinated that people think large cum supplies are pleasing to others. "

My ex used to get really shitty with me if I didn't deliver a big load. She felt the bigger the load the more turned on I was by her.

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By *ansoffateMan 2 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Yes it's a moral imperative.

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Find your absolute go to porn and rip the head off it, there is no such thing as a small wank or medium for that matter, if you can get off doing it softly you belong on a list somewhere

Go home

Go hard

Repeat until you are satisfied "

Gregg did you feel a bit disappointed I even asked the question? Have I let down men everywhere?

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman 2 weeks ago

Reading


"Suppose it depends if you want to please him/ her with lots of cum , and how fast you can recoup/ recover your cum supply.

I'm fascinated that people think large cum supplies are pleasing to others.

My ex used to get really shitty with me if I didn't deliver a big load. She felt the bigger the load the more turned on I was by her. "

This must be a thing that I've been oblivious to?? Do people just like to heap pressure and expectation onto others or? 😬

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By *ustAGoodGirl.1Woman 2 weeks ago

.

It's Christmas!

I think you should absolutely go for it:

Wrap tinsel around your balls

Spray Whipped cream all over Little Felix

And stick a finger up your bottom

Cum hard , wipe it on the curtains and eat Pringles

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Suppose it depends if you want to please him/ her with lots of cum , and how fast you can recoup/ recover your cum supply.

I'm fascinated that people think large cum supplies are pleasing to others.

My ex used to get really shitty with me if I didn't deliver a big load. She felt the bigger the load the more turned on I was by her.

This must be a thing that I've been oblivious to?? Do people just like to heap pressure and expectation onto others or? 😬"

It’s not pressure he was heaping onto her 💦

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By *C44Man 2 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Suppose it depends if you want to please him/ her with lots of cum , and how fast you can recoup/ recover your cum supply.

I'm fascinated that people think large cum supplies are pleasing to others.

My ex used to get really shitty with me if I didn't deliver a big load. She felt the bigger the load the more turned on I was by her.

This must be a thing that I've been oblivious to?? Do people just like to heap pressure and expectation onto others or? 😬"

Im not one to talk bad of exes whatever the situation but this was the tip of the iceberg.

Also been with people who love cum and want as much as possible.

You must have missed out on this one haha.

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"It's Christmas!

I think you should absolutely go for it:

Wrap tinsel around your balls

Spray Whipped cream all over Little Felix

And stick a finger up your bottom

Cum hard , wipe it on the curtains and eat Pringles "

Love this!! But I got confused and shoved tinsel up my bumbum and sprayed whipped cream on the curtains.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman 2 weeks ago

Reading


"Suppose it depends if you want to please him/ her with lots of cum , and how fast you can recoup/ recover your cum supply.

I'm fascinated that people think large cum supplies are pleasing to others.

My ex used to get really shitty with me if I didn't deliver a big load. She felt the bigger the load the more turned on I was by her.

This must be a thing that I've been oblivious to?? Do people just like to heap pressure and expectation onto others or? 😬

It’s not pressure he was heaping onto her 💦"

Read this after drinking Pepsi and ch*ked laughing.

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By *reggSausageMan 2 weeks ago

derby


"Find your absolute go to porn and rip the head off it, there is no such thing as a small wank or medium for that matter, if you can get off doing it softly you belong on a list somewhere

Go home

Go hard

Repeat until you are satisfied

Gregg did you feel a bit disappointed I even asked the question? Have I let down men everywhere?"

Men don’t think, they do, indecision leads to handing in of man badge, imagine in between now and your meet with what you hope is a glorious encounter, you have many wanks, let’s say for example in the next 24 hours you have 5, your indecision will prod you saying you won’t be able to satisfy the partner and it’s your fault because you have masturbated furiously (this by the way is the only way to masturbate) or you can tell your ego to fuck clean off, you are a fucking machine, now do the deed, repeat the doing of the deed, go to your meet tomorrow and rather than worry about your money shot, engage them, heighten their senses, you aren’t the money shot, you are the whole package, legs will tremble and ache the next day, be remembered not for getting it in their hair but for leaving it in the depths of their soul, you hear me soldier? Now fucking get on it, shape up and tomorrow ship out, salutes OP

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By *antasdeerideMan 2 weeks ago

winfrith

Basically like fish n chips dimensions?

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By *antasdeerideMan 2 weeks ago

winfrith

I'll have a large portion please

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By *eavenscentitCouple 2 weeks ago

barnstaple


"Suppose it depends if you want to please him/ her with lots of cum , and how fast you can recoup/ recover your cum supply.

I'm fascinated that people think large cum supplies are pleasing to others.

My ex used to get really shitty with me if I didn't deliver a big load. She felt the bigger the load the more turned on I was by her.

This must be a thing that I've been oblivious to?? Do people just like to heap pressure and expectation onto others or? 😬"

Me too

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Find your absolute go to porn and rip the head off it, there is no such thing as a small wank or medium for that matter, if you can get off doing it softly you belong on a list somewhere

Go home

Go hard

Repeat until you are satisfied

Gregg did you feel a bit disappointed I even asked the question? Have I let down men everywhere?

Men don’t think, they do, indecision leads to handing in of man badge, imagine in between now and your meet with what you hope is a glorious encounter, you have many wanks, let’s say for example in the next 24 hours you have 5, your indecision will prod you saying you won’t be able to satisfy the partner and it’s your fault because you have masturbated furiously (this by the way is the only way to masturbate) or you can tell your ego to fuck clean off, you are a fucking machine, now do the deed, repeat the doing of the deed, go to your meet tomorrow and rather than worry about your money shot, engage them, heighten their senses, you aren’t the money shot, you are the whole package, legs will tremble and ache the next day, be remembered not for getting it in their hair but for leaving it in the depths of their soul, you hear me soldier? Now fucking get on it, shape up and tomorrow ship out, salutes OP"

SIR YES SIR!!! 🫡

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By *partharmonyCouple 2 weeks ago

Ruislip

If a medium portion of sex is anything like the size of a medium portion of chips from our local chippie, I'd save yourself. Your gonna need some stamina to get through it.

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