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"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam."
Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ |
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By *ags73Man 2 weeks ago
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"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam.
Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ "
I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc. |
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"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam.
Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️
I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc."
And I, was never here 😎 |
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"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I've walked the tunnand caverns of hell that long I know them so well"
You forgot, I was the one who let you in |
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By *ags73Man 2 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam.
Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️
I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc.
And I, was never here 😎"
Exactly.
Me? With my reputation? |
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By *IXEN200Woman 2 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I've walked the tunnand caverns of hell that long I know them so well
You forgot, I was the one who let you in "
Oh it was you then, 🫵 😏 |
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"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam.
Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️
I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc.
And I, was never here 😎
Exactly.
Me? With my reputation?"
In a nunnery at 5am? |
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"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I've walked the tunnand caverns of hell that long I know them so well
You forgot, I was the one who let you in
Oh it was you then, 🫵 😏 "
Jesus saves. But Satan does that thing with his tongue that I like |
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By *IXEN200Woman 2 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I've walked the tunnand caverns of hell that long I know them so well
You forgot, I was the one who let you in
Oh it was you then, 🫵 😏
Jesus saves. But Satan does that thing with his tongue that I like "
Well I don't need saving, but I'd like to see what the tongue can do........   |
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By *ags73Man 2 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam.
Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️
I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc.
And I, was never here 😎
Exactly.
Me? With my reputation?
In a nunnery at 5am?"
😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance. |
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"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam.
Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️
I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc.
And I, was never here 😎
Exactly.
Me? With my reputation?
In a nunnery at 5am?
😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance."
Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha |
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"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I've walked the tunnand caverns of hell that long I know them so well
You forgot, I was the one who let you in
Oh it was you then, 🫵 😏
Jesus saves. But Satan does that thing with his tongue that I like
Well I don't need saving, but I'd like to see what the tongue can do........ "
I’m beyond salvation |
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By *ags73Man 2 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam.
Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️
I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc.
And I, was never here 😎
Exactly.
Me? With my reputation?
In a nunnery at 5am?
😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance.
Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha "
🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind.. |
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"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam.
Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️
I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc.
And I, was never here 😎
Exactly.
Me? With my reputation?
In a nunnery at 5am?
😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance.
Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha
🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind.."
Well great minds think alike, seems perverts seldom differ haha |
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By *IXEN200Woman 2 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam.
Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️
I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc.
And I, was never here 😎
Exactly.
Me? With my reputation?
In a nunnery at 5am?
😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance.
Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha
🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind..
Well great minds think alike, seems perverts seldom differ haha "
Do I need to remove my habit..... |
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"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam.
Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️
I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc.
And I, was never here 😎
Exactly.
Me? With my reputation?
In a nunnery at 5am?
😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance.
Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha
🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind..
Well great minds think alike, seems perverts seldom differ haha
Do I need to remove my habit....."
No, just repent, sinner! You’ll be forgiven |
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By *ags73Man 2 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam.
Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️
I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc.
And I, was never here 😎
Exactly.
Me? With my reputation?
In a nunnery at 5am?
😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance.
Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha
🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind..
Well great minds think alike, seems perverts seldom differ haha
Do I need to remove my habit.....
No, just repent, sinner! You’ll be forgiven "
Ach man, I was just gonna say ‘bend over’ to that..
No fun.. |
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"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam.
Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️
I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc.
And I, was never here 😎
Exactly.
Me? With my reputation?
In a nunnery at 5am?
😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance.
Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha
🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind..
Well great minds think alike, seems perverts seldom differ haha
Do I need to remove my habit.....
No, just repent, sinner! You’ll be forgiven
Ach man, I was just gonna say ‘bend over’ to that..
No fun.."
Is that your go to response haha |
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By *ags73Man 2 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam.
Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️
I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc.
And I, was never here 😎
Exactly.
Me? With my reputation?
In a nunnery at 5am?
😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance.
Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha
🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind..
Well great minds think alike, seems perverts seldom differ haha
Do I need to remove my habit.....
No, just repent, sinner! You’ll be forgiven
Ach man, I was just gonna say ‘bend over’ to that..
No fun..
Is that your go to response haha "
Getting that way. I need a woman with principles to sort me out |
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"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam.
Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️
I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc.
And I, was never here 😎
Exactly.
Me? With my reputation?
In a nunnery at 5am?
😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance.
Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha
🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind..
Well great minds think alike, seems perverts seldom differ haha
Do I need to remove my habit.....
No, just repent, sinner! You’ll be forgiven
Ach man, I was just gonna say ‘bend over’ to that..
No fun..
Is that your go to response haha
Getting that way. I need a woman with principles to sort me out "
To counterbalance your questionable loose morality |
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By *ags73Man 2 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam.
Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️
I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc.
And I, was never here 😎
Exactly.
Me? With my reputation?
In a nunnery at 5am?
😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance.
Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha
🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind..
Well great minds think alike, seems perverts seldom differ haha
Do I need to remove my habit.....
No, just repent, sinner! You’ll be forgiven
Ach man, I was just gonna say ‘bend over’ to that..
No fun..
Is that your go to response haha
Getting that way. I need a woman with principles to sort me out
To counterbalance your questionable loose morality"
It’s loose but not questionable. What sort of pervert do you think I am? |
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"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter
It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for
Speaking from experience?
I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam.
Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️
I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc.
And I, was never here 😎
Exactly.
Me? With my reputation?
In a nunnery at 5am?
😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance.
Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha
🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind..
Well great minds think alike, seems perverts seldom differ haha
Do I need to remove my habit.....
No, just repent, sinner! You’ll be forgiven
Ach man, I was just gonna say ‘bend over’ to that..
No fun..
Is that your go to response haha
Getting that way. I need a woman with principles to sort me out
To counterbalance your questionable loose morality
It’s loose but not questionable. What sort of pervert do you think I am?"
Yes! 🤣 |
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Oh wow! Mine too!
Oooh! I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours! 🤫
A lady never wanks and tells  "
Neither does a gentleman! So as I’m clearly not one of those, mine was Toots hahaha 🤣 |
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"A certain filthy forumite
Oh wow! Mine too!
Oooh! I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours! 🤫
A lady never wanks and tells
Neither does a gentleman! So as I’m clearly not one of those, mine was Toots hahaha 🤣"
Oooooo that's interesting, so was mine  |
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"A certain filthy forumite
Oh wow! Mine too!
Oooh! I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours! 🤫
A lady never wanks and tells
Neither does a gentleman! So as I’m clearly not one of those, mine was Toots hahaha 🤣
Oooooo that's interesting, so was mine "
And there was me thinking you were gay! It’s his hair isn’t it haha 🤣 |
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