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You have been given an elephant. You can't give it away or sell it
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"Is it a flying elephant?
Like Dumbo? Obi if you want it to be it can be 
Oh epic.
In that case I'll take it for a fly by over a certain house and hope it shits like a giant pigeon. "
can you share the certain house |
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By *bi HaiveMan 2 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Is it a flying elephant?
Like Dumbo? Obi if you want it to be it can be
Oh epic.
In that case I'll take it for a fly by over a certain house and hope it shits like a giant pigeon. can you share the certain house"
Of course.
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By *aitonelMan 2 weeks ago
Away for Christmas |
"But a mouse and send the rumour is true "
It's sort of true. Are they scared of mice particularly? No. But they are easily startled so if a mouse appeared suddenly the elephant may freak out. |
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By *ripfillMan 2 weeks ago
Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant |
I would keep it in next doors garden they have more bushes and lush vegetation and a four car garage
But I think it would be very useful for breakdown / vehicle recovery in Havant
Towing things out of the way and using its trunk to wave at the bus queues
That’s if I had an elephant. |
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Dress it in bondage gear and enter it as an art installation in the Turner Prize- entitled '50 Shades of Grey', keep the prize money and then donate the elephant to the Tate modern (with a value of $20m), which i can write off against tax....plus i aint got to feed the greedy fucker anymore, so a double win  |
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By *nnCeeWoman 2 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
There will be no riding of the elephant. They might be strong, but riding them hurts their backs.
If it is an Asian elephant, I'll take it to the sanctuary I visited outside of Chiang Mai and let it live happily in its natural environment, well fed and well looked after.
If African, I'll find a similar place where it will be happy in the bush. |
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I find it highly unlikely I would be given an elephant because I do not have a licence covering the Dangerous Wild Animals Act 1976 & 1984.
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Anyone who had an elephant (and by virtue had a Dangerous Wild Animals Act 1976 & 1984 licence themselves) would know this requirement, and being a responsible animal keeper would wish to ensure the adopted elephant's welfare was entrusted to a fellow owner of a Dangerous Wild Animals Act 1976 & 1984 licence.
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Clearly, it's not something I am going to lose any sleep over, but I am concerned that the OP might be trying to offload a pachyderm clandestinely and covertly.
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I am not quite sure how you would manage to covertly get an elephant "adopted", nor am I sure by which manner it might arrive.
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Would a DPD card be left to say "Sorry, we called to deliver but you were not in. Please contact your local depot to collect your parcel. Weight 6,000 kg." or would they say, "Sorry, we called to deliver but you were not in. We've left George in your front garden. You can't miss him."
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"Pspspspspsps
Amazing new pet, mode of transport and unique garden fertiliser.
Well damn right! You’d have to keep it wouldn’t you "
I’d absolutely keep it. I wonder if it would live with the geese 🧐 |
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"Pspspspspsps
Amazing new pet, mode of transport and unique garden fertiliser.
Well damn right! You’d have to keep it wouldn’t you
I’d absolutely keep it. I wonder if it would live with the geese 🧐"
Just make sure there’s no mice haha |
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"Pspspspspsps
Amazing new pet, mode of transport and unique garden fertiliser.
Well damn right! You’d have to keep it wouldn’t you
I’d absolutely keep it. I wonder if it would live with the geese 🧐
Just make sure there’s no mice haha "
No mice, the chickens are great little predators |
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"Pspspspspsps
Amazing new pet, mode of transport and unique garden fertiliser.
Well damn right! You’d have to keep it wouldn’t you
I’d absolutely keep it. I wonder if it would live with the geese 🧐
Just make sure there’s no mice haha
No mice, the chickens are great little predators "
Closest living relative of the T-Rex, just not as terrifying |
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